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Future Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, 2025, balding, baldness cure, baldness prevention, baldness research, baldness treatment, Crafters, cure for baldness, derma roll, fin, Future, hair growth, hair loss, hair loss remedies, hair loss solutions, Hair Regrowth, hair restoration, Hair thinning, male pattern baldness, Min, receding hairline, Rosemary

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2032
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Ores Mined:	4136
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Enchantments Applied:	87	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Yo, bro, forget about baldness, come join this Minecraft server where we embrace all types of hair, even if it’s pixelated! We’ll make your blocky avatar look so fly, no one will even notice your real-life hair struggles. Plus, we have a secret potion in-game that guarantees luscious locks for your character. Say goodbye to baldness and hello to a world where hair is always on point!

ParentalPanic Minecraft Server

apartment, Chores, city, dog, family, Financial, Grandparents, Guilt, Help, Household, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, moving out, ParentalPanic, parents, relationships, responsibilities, retirement home, Server, sick leave, stress, Support, University

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9649
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Gods Slained:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2113	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	11

Are you tired of being called an “egoist pig” by your parents for wanting to move out? Do you feel like you’re being guilt-trapped into staying at home and taking care of everything while they handle the drama of moving your grandparents into a retirement home? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the chaos of real life!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any guilt trips from your family. No more chores, no more emotional baggage – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Plus, you’ll still be close enough to help out your parents if they really need it, so you can have your cake and eat it too (just like in Minecraft)!

Forget about the stress of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating creepers. Join our server now and start your new life of freedom and fun – because let’s face it, you deserve it after all you’ve been through!

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Appreciated, Babysitting, demanding job, family, Kids, mental toll, nephew, Niece, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, payment, Plans, RELATIVES, responsibilities, selfish, single mom, single mom struggles, sister, social toll, unreasonable, used

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2458
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	154

Are you tired of being taken for granted like this poor soul babysitting her sister’s kids? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and never worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting for free again. Instead, you can build your own virtual world where the only demanding job is to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

No more canceling plans with friends because your in-game village needs defending. And forget about being called “selfish” for wanting some time to yourself. On our server, it’s all about self-care and having fun!

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you’re expected to do is have a good time. See you in the game!

ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1801
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Love Letters Sent:	16	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!

CreeperCompliments

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9771
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dimension Hops:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	211	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with the weirdest and most unusual compliments you’ll ever receive!

Join our server and prepare to be showered with compliments like “Your pixelated hair looks fabulous today” or “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a wizard or something?” But that’s not all, our players are known for their creativity when it comes to complimenting, so be prepared for some truly bizarre and hilarious compliments that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing out loud at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment that will make you question reality itself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Multiverse Adventures

Adventures, Alternate Realities, books, choose your own path, create-your-own-adventure, Decision making, Exploration, FANTASY, free will, gamebooks, imagination, immersive experience, Interactive Fiction, interactive storytelling, multiple dimensions, multiple endings, Multiverse, navigation, reader-driven narrative, role playing, storytelling

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5365
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Crops Grown:	6102	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Villages Defended:	17	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

So, like, imagine if you could, like, jump into a book and, like, create your own adventure, right? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, it’s like that but on steroids, dude! You can, like, travel through different dimensions and, like, do whatever the heck you want!

Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake and live like a king? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Heck yeah, let’s boogie!

This server is, like, the ultimate playground for your wildest fantasies. So, like, grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy ride through the multiverse. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

The Beykery

backstory, bedrock, Beykery, character profiles, Discord, improv, java, Lore, motives, narrative, personal stories, proximity chat, smp, Streamers, Vanilla Plus, Writers

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7696
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44

Server Name	The Beykery
Server Type	Vanilla+ (proximity chat)
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock 1.21.3

Overview

The Beykery is a Vanilla+ (proximity chat) Minecraft server where players can create their characters with unique backstories and motives. The server features an overarching story crafted by the team, where interactions are primarily improv-based. Streamers and writers collaborate to weave personal stories into the narrative.

For more information about the current lore, you can visit here.

Join the discord here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join The Beykery Minecraft server?	You can join the server by connecting with Java or Bedrock 1.21.3 and joining the server IP provided.
What is the server type?	The server is Vanilla+ with proximity chat enabled for a unique gameplay experience.
Can I create my character with a backstory?	Yes, players are encouraged to create characters with their own backstories and motives to merge into the overarching story.
Is there a discord for The Beykery?	Yes, you can join the discord community at the provided link for updates, discussions, and more.

Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, accident, accident prone, awkward, child, Cleanup, Echoes, EMBARRASSMENT, funny, humor, mahiro, Messy, mishap, mistake, Oops, parenting, Poop, shame, Situation, Surprise, underwear, unexpected, whispering

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8472
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Magic Items Found:	1040
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures! We have exploding poop everywhere! It’s like a party in your pants, but in Minecraft! Explore a world where poop is the ultimate power-up and watch out for surprise attacks from flying underwear! It’s a poop-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft messy again!

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7601
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Falling into the Void:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Runes Activated:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.

CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4224
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Runes Activated:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	71
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).

ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade

children, Citrus, COMEBACK, CRUSADE, Disease, Epidemic, food insecurity, France, health, healthcare access, low-income families, malnutrition, Medical Treatment, nutrition, POVERTY, preventive measures, public health, resurgence, scurvy, ScurvyCraft, social inequality, vitamin deficiency, vulnerable populations

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7129
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2

come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!!

Hack Pupils Sleep: Optimize Recall

brain function, brain health, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive performance, contracted-pupil, Hack, INFORMATION, learning and memory, Memory, memory improvement, Mice, neuroscience, Optimize, Pupils, recall, research, Sleep, sleep science, sleep state, Understanding

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4679
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Towns Built:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

come join our epic minecraft server where we hack our sleep for better cognitive function like mice but better cuz we’re humans yo. our contracted-pupil sleep state will make you remember stuff like a boss and be smarter than einstein. join us and unlock the secrets of the universe through minecraft. who needs school when you have our server to make you a genius. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the mind-bending world of our server and become the ultimate brainiac.

Java Survival

Address, admins, Cheating, commands, Community, controversial topics, Discord, HACKING, java, land protections, Language, Legitimate, Longevity, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Survival

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9345
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mines Excavated:	3618
Villages Defended:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	238
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Server Type	Survival
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Overview

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 18?

A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.

Q: Are there regular events or competitions on the server?

A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Mystic Valley Quests 1.20.3

1.20.3, alcohol, Finally, forum moderators, Gaming Community, gaming subculture, guess, hangover, internet culture, internet memes, jannies, late night moderation, Moderation, mystic, online forums, Quests, sobered up, Sobriety, V, Valley, video game addiction, video game jannies, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3416
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Hey, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the /v/ jannies had to take a break from their Mountain Dew to check it out!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.

You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Llama Land Adventure

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4283
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	175
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Potions Brewed:	157
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where trolling is the name of the game! We got 75 crazy boards for you to explore and get trolled on. Get ready to have your mind blown and your blocky world turned upside down. Join now and let the trolling begin!

Players:	109/100	Votes:	7233
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10