RetireCraft: Born Ready

animal kingdom, Animals, Born, dreams, early retirement, Financial Planning, Financial Security, Future, goals, humans, life cycle, Long-term goals, MONEY, Nature, Planning, Ready, RetireCraft, Retirement, retirement age, retirement savings, SAVING, wealth, work

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3942
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

New Minecraft Servers

join our epic minecraft server where u can retire early like a human!!! forget working hard for years, just log on and BAM u are living the good life like a boss. all the other animals will be jelly of ur retirement swag. u can chillax, build epic castles, and rule over ur kingdom like a true retirement king. come join us and live the dream, cuz who needs to work when u can retire in style in minecraft???? #retirementgoals #livingthedream #minecraftkingdom

MysticCraft Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Book, crime, detective, Enigma, Fiction, hidden, Intriguing, investigation, mysterious discovery, Mystery, MysticCraft, No. 929623615, novel, puzzle, Realm, secret, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, unknown author, unknown identity

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5180
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	490
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old survival mode? Well, do I have a server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Sounds crazy, right? But on this server, anything is possible!

Join us for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Build a house out of rainbow blocks, ride a unicorn into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you on this one-of-a-kind server. See you there, if you dare!

MarrowMomma’sAssistanceNeeded

bone marrow donation, challenging situations, communication breakdown, critical illness, difficult conversations, emotional distress, Emotional support, family dynamics, Family Support, healthcare decisions, ISOLATION, long distance travel, MarrowMommasAssistanceNeeded, medical procedure, mother-daughter relationship, pain management, personal sacrifice, secondary effects, self-care, supportive friends., Terrorism

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9215
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ores Mined:	3987
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Hey there gamers,

So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, playing some Minecraft, when BAM! You get a message from some doctors saying you’re a perfect match for a bone transplant. Like, what are the odds, right? But wait, it gets crazier. The whole process is super rushed, like they’re in a hurry to save someone’s life or something.

But here’s the kicker – you’re in so much pain from the meds they’re making you take, it’s like a real-life survival challenge. And get this, your family is no help at all. They’re all like, “I would never do that,” or “just donate blood instead,” or my personal favorite, “you have to suck it up and not complain.” Like, excuse me, I’m in agony here!

But fear not, fellow gamers, because on our server, we’ve got your back. We’ll support you through all your bone marrow adventures and make sure you never feel alone. Plus, we’ve got some epic events that will distract you from the pain – no terrorist attacks here, just good old-fashioned fun.

So join us on the most bone-chilling Minecraft server out there, where the only thing you’ll be complaining about is how much fun you’re having. See you in the game, bone donors!

SpouseSnatcher420 Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, smp, SpouseSnatcher420

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7428
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	145
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Towns Built:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than a creeper on a sugar rush? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond sword with the power to summon a herd of killer bunnies. Yeah, you heard that right, killer bunnies! And that’s not all, our server has a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and flying pigs. I mean, who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a house made entirely of melons, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. I’m talking unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, you name it!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate while you’re at it. Love is in the air, my fellow gamers!

CraftyChicksLoveMe

approach, attraction, Behavior, Body language, Clarity, Communication, CraftyChicksLoveMe, cues, DATING, directness, Expectations, FLIRTING, Interest, Men, Perception, relationships, response, Signals, signs, Understanding, Women

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9613
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Are you tired of trying to decipher the cryptic messages of women? Join our Minecraft server where the only language spoken is blocky and straightforward! No more guessing games, just pure, unadulterated fun building and exploring with fellow gamers who understand the struggle of mixed signals. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical, it has the power to make you instantly irresistible to anyone who crosses your path. So why wait? Join now and let the pixelated love connections begin!

CraftyCanuckPMTrudeauResigns

#announcement, breaking news, Canada, Canadian government, Canadian politics, Canadian Prime Minister, CraftyCanuckPMTrudeauResigns, early retirement, Ethics, Government, justin trudeau, leadership, News, PM Trudeau, political decision, political future, political turmoil, Politics, resignation, scandal, stepping down

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6227
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	469
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Astral Projections Made:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

okay so, like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server that’s as lit as a bonfire on a summer night? well, this server is the bomb dot com, trust me. why should u join, u ask? well, let me tell u a little story. one time, a player on this server found a secret diamond mine that was guarded by a pack of killer rabbits. but instead of running away like a scaredy cat, they tamed the rabbits and rode them into battle against a horde of creepers. it was epic, dude. so if u want to experience crazy adventures like that, join this server now before u miss out on all the fun. plus, the admin is a unicorn in disguise, how cool is that? so what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime. oh, and did i mention there’s a secret disco party every friday night in the nether? yeah, it’s lit.

Buzzing Bee Farmyard

agriculture, Agriculture (Industry), Animal pollination, Bee, BEES, Biodiversity, butterflies, buzzing, crop quality, Ecosystem Services, environmental conservation, Farmyard, Flowers, food security, food supply, global food production, insects, movement patterns, plant variety, plantations, pollination services, Pollinators, Sustainable Agriculture

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9493
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Enchantments Applied:	199	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

lol come join our epic minecraft server where animals pollinate the crops and make them taste like rainbows and unicorns! 🌈🦄 our pollinators are like tiny little fairies spreading magic dust all over the plants, making them grow faster and tastier! 🌱🍓🍇

you won’t believe the crazy adventures you’ll have on our server, riding giant bees and butterflies through fields of glowing flowers! 🐝🦋 and the best part is, the more you play, the more you’ll unlock special powers like super speed and the ability to talk to plants! 🌿🗣️

so what are you waiting for? come join us and be part of the most magical minecraft server in the universe! 🚀🌌✨

What are Minecraft servers like ElysiumMc Network ?

#exciting, Adventure, Community, Creative, Economy, Epic, Factions, Fun, game modes, gameplay, loving, Mini Games, Minigames, multiplayer, online gaming, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, Staff, Survival, Survival Games, Unique

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8716
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	258	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Some of the Minecraft servers similar to ElysiumMc Network include:

1. Hypixel – Hypixel is one of the largest and most popular Minecraft servers known for its wide variety of game modes, custom minigames, and active player base.

2. Mineplex – Mineplex offers a diverse range of multiplayer games and challenges for players to enjoy, alongside a friendly community and active staff members.

3. The Hive – The Hive features unique game modes such as Hide and Seek, DeathRun, and Survival Games, providing players with a fresh and exciting experience each time they log on.

4. CubeCraft Games – CubeCraft Games offers a mix of classic and custom minigames, including popular modes like SkyWars, EggWars, and more, ensuring players never run out of things to do.

5. Grian Network – Grian Network is a community-driven Minecraft server known for its creative building competitions, events, and challenges, perfect for players who enjoy unleashing their creativity.

These servers are just a few examples of the many Minecraft servers that offer similar gameplay experiences to ElysiumMc Network. Whether you’re looking for competitive PvP battles, cooperative minigames, or creative building opportunities, there’s a server out there for everyone to enjoy.

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⭐ MineBlaze 🔥 More than 10 mini-games ⭐ Minecraft server

ajast, Bedwars, chicks, Cool, e-liquids, Fly, free cases, helicopters, KitPvP, mech mods, MineBlaze, minecraft server, Mini Games, Murder Mystery, plane, sex classes, Spawn, TEAM, track, vape, Vapes

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5567
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Vapes, free cases, many mini-games. All this is on our server!

Have you ever seen such a cool server like ours? On our server you can get high on a vape (lots of e-liquids of different flavors, mech mods, ajast, etc.) until you lose consciousness, play cool mini-games (bedwars, kitpvp and the cool Murder Mystery) with a vape, get free cases through the team /free.

Are you interested in this yet? Then later we will finish you off with just the COOLEST HELICOPTERS!! Only here you can fly a cool plane around the spawn and roll your chicks off the track. (there are sex classes too) So come and visit us quickly!

MINEBLAZE.GO.GGMINE.RU

PROJECT ARCHITECT 2 SERVER

1am, 1PM, 7am, 7pm EST, Architect, Curseforge, Difficulty, End.., Game version, HARD, Minecraft, Mod Pack, Modded, Nether, pre-generated chunks, Project, Server, server age, Server restarts, Spawn, U.S. East

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7401
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Mod Pack Name	Project Architect 2
Pack Version	4.8
Recommended Launcher	CurseForge
Game Version	1.20.1
Server IP	Found in Discord Server
Discord Invite	https://discord.gg/HAjadF2V
Hosted	U.S. East
Server Age	3 Weeks

FAQs:

Q: How do I connect to the server?

A: You can find the server IP in the Discord server listed above.

Q: What game difficulty is the server set to?

A: The server is set to Hard difficulty.

Q: When do server restarts occur?

A: Server restarts regularly occur at 1am, 7am, 1pm, and 7pm EST.

Roadside Oasis 1.20.4

1.20.4, adult activities, awkward situation, couple, Disgusting, disruptive, EMBARRASSING, Inappropriate Behavior, INTIMATE, late night, loud sex, Motel, noisy neighbors, Oasis, Obnoxious, privacy, public display, ROADSIDE, roadside hotel, scandalous, thin walls, UNCOMFORTABLE, Unexpected Encounter

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1704
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Holy Grails Found:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Emeralds Found:	2482
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Votes:	5721

Yo, bro, forget about roadside hotels and loud sex, come join our Minecraft server where the only loud noises you’ll hear are the sound of creepers exploding and players yelling “TIMBER” when they chop down trees! Plus, our female players are way less obnoxious and disgusting than that woman, trust me. So what are you waiting for? Join now for a wild ride of blocky adventures and questionable sanity!

BroDishDramaCraft

BroDishDramaCraft, brother, Chores, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, DISHES, Empathy, Expectations, family, Gender Roles, Household, Military, misunderstandings, relationships, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, Selfishness, Siblings, skates, Washing

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4132
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Animals Bred:	86	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Are you tired of dealing with dish drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where dishes don’t exist and you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs instead!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about washing anyone else’s dishes – unless you count washing away the creepers trying to blow up your base! Plus, we have a special “Skates” power-up that lets you zoom around the map at lightning speed, just like that pair of skates that guy bought for the OP in the real world.

Join now and leave the dish drama behind – because in Minecraft, the only thing you’ll be washing away is your enemies!

WorthTheCraft Minecraft SMP

beneficial, cost effective, Designer, Durable, expensive, Extravagant, high end, Investment, Lavish, long-lasting, luxury, Minecraft, Premium, Quality, smp, Splurge, top tier, Upscale, valuable, value for money, worth it, WorthTheCraft, Worthwhile

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8426
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7159
Star Shards Collected:	170	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

OMG guys, have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, the most lit server ever, trust me bro. Like, you gotta join because there’s this secret hidden diamond mine that only the cool kids know about. And get this, there’s a rumor that if you find the rare pink sheep, you get a million diamonds! I know, right? It’s like a dream come true.

But wait, there’s more! The admins on this server are like, super chill and they throw the wildest parties every Friday night. I’m talking fireworks, disco balls, the whole shebang. And get this, if you win the dance-off, you get a free enchanted diamond sword. How crazy is that?

So yeah, if you wanna be part of the coolest, most epic Minecraft SMP server ever, you gotta join now. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #diamondsfordays #partylikeits1999 #minecraftftw

DeathFakers Anonymous

ANONYMOUS, BETRAYAL, Conspiracy, cover up, DeathFakers, Deceit, Deception, Disappearance, elaborate scheme, Escape, faked death, fraud, hoax, Identity, Lies, Manipulation, Mystery, scandal, Secrets, Survival, true crime, vanishing act

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	564
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	98	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Crops Grown:	2403	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Divine Spears Created:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is filled with people who have faked their own death or know someone who has! Join us for the most epic and outrageous stories you’ll ever hear in the Minecraft world. From escaping a horde of creepers by faking their demise to pulling off the ultimate prank on their friends, our players have done it all. So come join us and share your own crazy tales – who knows, you might just meet someone who has faked their death to avoid getting griefed in-game!

MonteCraft Server: Protest & Oust – Top Security!

Accountability, activism, anti-government, civil disobedience, Corruption, Demand, demonstration, government accountability, HUMAN RIGHTS, Justice, mass shooting, MonteCraft, Montenegro, Oust, Ouster, peaceful protest, Political unrest, protest, protest movement, public outcry, SECURITY, security officials, Server, Top, violence

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9941
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Dimension Hops:	15
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	New Chunks Explored:	414573
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

come join our minecraft server, where the only mass shooting happening is when you shoot arrows at creepers! we got top security officials making sure no griefers ruin your day, unless you count those pesky skeletons. thousands of players are protesting in montenegro because they haven’t joined our server yet, don’t be left out! come build, mine, and survive with us in the craziest world you’ve ever seen. trust us, it’s more fun than protesting for real.

CraftyTrudeauResigns

Canadian government, Canadian politics, Canadian Prime Minister, CraftyTrudeauResigns, Government, leadership change, Liberal party, national caucus meeting, political announcement, political decision, political drama, political event, political future, political leadership, political news, political resignation, political scandal, political speculation, resignation, trudeau, Wednesday

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2106
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5204	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0

so, like, imagine this: you’re mining in Minecraft, right? and suddenly, JUSTIN TRUDEAU shows up in the game and is like “hey guys, i’m resigning as Prime Minister of Canada, but first, let’s all play some Minecraft together!” how insane would that be?! join our server for a chance to play with world leaders and witness crazy announcements while building your own epic world. who knows, maybe next time it’ll be Elon Musk announcing he’s building a real-life rocket ship in Minecraft or something. come join the madness!