RetireCraft: Born Ready | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Marine’s Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or fun? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most outrageous server out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, mining diamonds with your pet llama, and building a castle made entirely out of cake!

Forget about Marine’s new song, because on our server, the only music you’ll hear is the sweet sound of creepers exploding in the distance. So come join us and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	126	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Minecraft SMP – /creeper/ – Minecraft Creeper Fan Club

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting going on? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have Team Liquid on top of the world in Dota 2, and that’s basically like having the Avengers in your server.

We have information and guides that will blow your mind, like lore that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Need statistics? We’ve got you covered with websites that will track your every move in-game.

But wait, there’s more! We have news and streams that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into a Minecraft version of Team Liquid dominating the server!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

FamFirstOverBestiesVaca

FamFirstOverBestiesVaca, family bonding, Family commitments, family communication, family conflicts, family dynamics, family expectations, family illness, family love, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, family time, family traditions, family unity, family vacation, Family Values, friend bonding, friend commitments, friend communication, friend conflicts, friend expectations, friend loyalty, friend relationships, friend support, friend trip, friend values, prioritizing family, quality time, sister with MS

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual building fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and outrageous stories.

Are you tired of real-life conflicts about family time and priorities? Well, look no further! On our server, you can escape to a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken coop.

Imagine a world where your sister’s MS diagnosis doesn’t exist and your brother’s kids’ spring break plans are just a distant memory. Instead, you can focus on crafting the perfect diamond sword and battling creepers with your virtual family.

But wait, there’s more! Join us on this server and experience the thrill of planning virtual trips with your friends, without the stress of conflicting schedules. Who needs real-life getaways when you can explore endless virtual worlds with your pals?

So, why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave all your real-life family drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with us! And remember, in this world, the only thing you need to prioritize is having fun.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	New Chunks Explored:	553138
Falling into the Void:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

RedFlagIgnoreCraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be! Ignore all the red flags and join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking chickens and singing zombies. They were so amazed by the madness that they never wanted to leave! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that only the bravest players can find.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Ignore all the red flags and embrace the chaos! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this crazy world.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Secret Passages Found:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Lignin Defense Craft

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So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that is so epic that even plants are getting in on the action? Well, let me tell you about this server that is so lit, even GhMYB3D5 is promoting defense-induced lignin accumulation!

Like, imagine building your own fortress while also helping plants grow and defend themselves. It’s like being a superhero for nature, but in Minecraft form. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where even the plants are getting in on the fun?

So come join us on this wild ride of a server where you can be a plant-loving warrior and build the most epic structures you can imagine. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

GoatSMP

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[1.21.1] GoatSMP is one of the most fun smps in the world with the most customized plugins! We have added custom origins for the most unique play experience.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Disastrous Fall Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! We guarantee that you will never experience a more disastrous fall than ddfag, because on our server, the falls are so epic they’ll make you question your entire existence.

Join us if you want to embark on crazy adventures, build insane structures, and battle mythical creatures that will make you pee your pants in fear. Our server is so intense that even the bravest players have been known to run away screaming like little babies.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden treasures that will make you richer than a diamond mine, and mysterious portals that will transport you to alternate dimensions where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most chaotic, hilarious, and mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, you can’t beat ddfag’s fall, but you can certainly try!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Browns Are Ruining Technology Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of those pesky browns ruining all your high-tech gadgets and gizmos? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict anti-brown policy! No more brown blocks messing up your redstone contraptions or brown sheep eating all your crops. Join us and say goodbye to the tyranny of the browns!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken so powerful that it can lay diamond eggs and summon armies of feathered warriors to do its bidding. Will you be able to tame this mighty fowl and harness its incredible powers for your own gain?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is located on the back of a giant turtle that swims through the endless ocean of Minecraft? That’s right, every time you log on, you’ll be riding on the shell of a massive reptile as it navigates the treacherous waters of the blocky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world unlike any other, where the browns are kept at bay, chickens reign supreme, and turtles are your trusty steeds. See you in game!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

TV Troubles Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from the drama of everyday life? Look no further than our server, where you can escape into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories, like the time a player built a giant statue of a creeper that accidentally blew up half the server! Or the time a group of players tried to ride pigs off a cliff, thinking they could fly like in the game.

But that’s not all – our server is so addictive, even a toddler with a spray bottle couldn’t tear themselves away! Just like how one player’s son went on a rampage, spraying water all over their TV while they were busy putting their other kids to bed. Talk about a waterlogged TV drama!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and chaotic as a toddler on a sugar rush, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected – like broken TVs, angry boyfriends, and streaky screens. It’s all part of the fun on our Minecraft server!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

BabyBlockBully

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server where we have more drama than a kpop fan feud!

We have a player named Stephen who is obsessed with a virtual Lisa from BlackPink, and he’s causing more chaos than a creeper explosion. But don’t worry, our pregnant player is ready to kick him out faster than you can say “redstone.”

Join us for a server full of unexpected twists and turns, where even naming your in-game baby can lead to a showdown. Who needs boring old mining and crafting when you can have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being constantly harassed by mobs in Minecraft just because you’re too good-looking for your own good? Well, look no further because our SMP server is the perfect place for you! Join us and experience a world where being attractive actually works in your favor – mobs will be too busy admiring your beauty to attack you! Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon has a crush on anyone with a high level of attractiveness, so you might just win the game by being too good-looking. So come on, join us and show off your stunning looks in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP server!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2726
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

NightmareCraft

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Have you ever been chased by a horde of angry creepers while trying to build your dream castle? Or had a run-in with a zombie horde that just wouldn’t quit? Well, fear no more because on our server, we guarantee that the only thing you’ll be running from is laughter! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the fun begin!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	50
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CUBEVILLE – Vanilla 1.5.2 Minecraft Server

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A pure vanilla server with a minimal set of plugins.

The world is limited to 2500 blocks in each direction, as well as a bunch of small islands and a giant ocean.

Each player has access to logs `/co i`

P.s. Before you come in, please read the rules, they are available on Discord.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

LuckyGem: The Server Where Diamonds Are So Last Season! Join Now for a Gem-tastic Adventure!

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LuckyGem SMP Overview:

Server Type	Survival Multiplayer
Version	1.21
Plugins	None
Whitelisted	Yes
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, you must apply via our Discord. Click the link above to join.
Are there any game altering plugins?	No, we do not use any game altering plugins on our server.
Is teleportation allowed?	There is no teleporting plugin. You can travel by foot or use the nether tunnel highways for faster travel.
Is there an economy plugin?	No, we do not have an economy plugin. You can claim a stall and participate in a trust-based diamond economy.
Is there a land claim plugin?	No, you can simply find a free spot, mark it out, and start building.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Cocky Trans Minecraft Server

acceptance, Cock, Cocky, consequences, dignity, discrimination, gender, Identity, LGBTQ, Lust, Minecraft, personal choices, relationships, Respect, self destruction, self esteem, self-acceptance, self-destructive behavior, Server, Sexuality, shame, society, Trans, Transgender

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people actually care about your personal life choices? Well, look no further! Join our server where being trans and lusting after cock is not only accepted, but encouraged!

We have a special TNT event where you can blow up your entire life in a virtual world and still come out on top. Who needs respect or dignity when you can have a blast (literally) with your fellow players?

Come join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Star Shards Collected:	216	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0