join our epic minecraft server where u can retire early like a human!!! forget working hard for years, just log on and BAM u are living the good life like a boss. all the other animals will be jelly of ur retirement swag. u can chillax, build epic castles, and rule over ur kingdom like a true retirement king. come join us and live the dream, cuz who needs to work when u can retire in style in minecraft???? #retirementgoals #livingthedream #minecraftkingdom
RetireCraft: Born Ready
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Advent Calendar Minecraft Server
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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your existence? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even the advent calendars are causing controversy. We’ve got Nordic, Atlantid, and Irish white girls causing chaos with snowmen, Santa, and angelic Nords. Join us if you want to be part of the most dramatic advent calendar saga in Minecraft history!
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Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail General
Christmas Theme Mixer, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Empyreum, Events, Famfrit, FANTASY, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, general, Getter Robo, ghost stories, Goblin, Lavender Beds, Linkshells, Mateus, MEETUPS, Minecraft, mist, Over the Garden Wall, patch notes, Resources, smp, Spooky Club, The Pillars, True Detective, wolves den, XIV, xivg, Zalera
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so lit, it’s like a tummy cat on a Tuesday! We’ve got patch notes that will blow your mind and resources that will make you question reality.Join us for our future meetups and events that are so wild, they’ll make you want to log on every day! From ghost stories dubbing to Getter Robo meetups, we’ve got it all. And don’t even get me started on our Christmas theme mixer – it’s going to be more lit than a creeper explosion!
So come on, join us on this crazy adventure and let’s build the most epic Minecraft world together. Who knows, you might even find diamonds in the most unexpected places!
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MineCrafty Work Experience Server
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Are you tired of boring old work experience requirements on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server doesn’t count being a streamer, micro-celebrity, or freelancer as work experience! That’s right, you can join our server even if your only job was being a part-timer at a fast food joint (as long as you had a boss telling you what to do).Join our server and leave your boring work experience behind! We only care about what you can build in Minecraft, not what you did in the real world. Plus, we have insane stories of players who went from flipping burgers to building entire cities in the game. So come join us and let your creativity run wild without any pesky work experience requirements holding you back!
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The Secret Diamond Society Minecraft SMP
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience!Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget as a prize! Explore our custom-built dungeons filled with treasure and traps that will make you question your sanity.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to challenge to a dance-off. Can you out-dance the Bigfoot and earn his respect?
So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery, because things are about to get wild!
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💎CHERRYMINE💎 Minecraft server
1000 lvl, Adventure, Cheats, CherryMine, Clans, Community, Creative, Donations, Dupe, Economy, Events, Factions, Fly, Friends, Fun, Gaming, Herobrine, Large Online, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, No Registration, Pirate, Plugins, Prison, Private, PvP, Roleplay, Russian, Server, Survival, Weddings
The owner of the server “CHERRYMINE” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.cherrymine.join-shockbyte.com
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Cream’s Craft Minecraft Server
adventure game, anthropomorphic animals, Character concept, Craft, cream the rabbit, Creams, cute animals, family friendly, fan favorite, friendship theme, Gaming Community, Minecraft, Nostalgia, platformer game, playable character, puzzle solving, Server, Sidekick, sonic the hedgehog, spin-off game, story driven game, teamwork, Unique abilities, video game ideasAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any Cream the Rabbit action? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate Cream the Rabbit paradise! Join us for a wild ride filled with Cream the Rabbit-themed challenges, quests, and even a Cream the Rabbit petting zoo (just kidding, but wouldn’t that be amazing?)!Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, minding your own business, when suddenly Cream the Rabbit swoops in on a flying unicorn and challenges you to a dance-off. Can you keep up with her killer moves? Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with Cream the Rabbit merchandise – because who wouldn’t want a Cream the Rabbit plushie to cuddle with while you mine for diamonds?
But that’s not all – our server also has exclusive Cream the Rabbit skins, so you can strut your stuff in style as you explore the blocky landscape. And rumor has it that if you collect enough Cream the Rabbit-themed items, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a dimension where Cream the Rabbit reigns supreme as queen.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Cream the Rabbit awaits!
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From Lynching to Crafting: Minecraft SMP
black history, civil rights movement, Crafting, cultural shift, Interracial Relationships, Lynching, Minecraft, racial discrimination, racial dynamics, racial harmony, racial identity, racial inequality, racial integration, racial justice, racial progress, racial stereotypes, racial tensions, racial violence, racism, smp, social progress, White SupremacyWelcome to our Minecraft SMP where we have a history more twisted than a pretzel on a rollercoaster! Join us if you want to experience a world where the tables have turned so much, they’re doing the limbo. Our server is like a time machine on steroids, where you can witness the evolution of human relationships from “I hate you because of your skin color” to “I love you because of your skin color…in a totally not creepy way, I swear!”But wait, there’s more! We have factions dedicated to reenacting historical events in the most bizarre ways possible. Want to join the faction where you can roleplay as a white person who is actually happy to see a black person dating their daughter? Look no further, we’ve got you covered. Or maybe you’re more into the faction where you can pretend to be a black man who is just trying to navigate the complexities of a world where everyone suddenly wants to be your friend? We’ve got that too!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. Who knew that a game about building blocks could also be a crash course in the insanity of human history? Come for the gameplay, stay for the existential crisis.
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The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server
achievement, ANONYMOUS, Anonymous Achievement, Anonymous No. 490300662, anonymous success, Anonymous Triumph, anonymous victory, anonymous winner, banana, blocky, Minecraft, No. 490300662, No. 490300662 Achievement, No. 490300662 Success, No. 490300662 Triumph, No. 490300662 Victory, No. 490300662 Winner, Server, success, triumph, Victory, winner, winningAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join now and experience the thrill of battling a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs out of its beak! And if that’s not enough to get you excited, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that farts rainbows and shoots laser beams from its eyes? Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!
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Goat SPACE ASS Minecraft SMP
animal body part, animal rear end, animal reproductive system, ass, Goat, goat anatomy, goat behavior, goat breeding, goat care, goat diet, goat eyes, goat farming, goat health, goat hooves, Goat Horns, goat meat, goat milk production, goat species, goat tail, goat wool, Livestock, long tail tags: farm animal, Minecraft, smp, SpaceWelcome to Goat ASS, the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:1. Our spawn point is literally a giant goat’s butt. Yes, you heard that right. You’ll spawn right in the middle of a massive goat’s derriere, because why not?
2. Our main currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but goat poop. That’s right, you can trade in piles of goat droppings for rare items and resources. Just don’t ask where we get all that poop from…
3. The server owner is actually a goat in disguise. Rumor has it that they can type with their hooves and build epic structures with their horns. Don’t question it, just go with it.
4. We have regular events where players compete in goat-themed challenges, like goat racing, goat milking, and goat yoga. It’s a wild and wacky time for all involved.
5. The Nether on our server is not filled with lava and dangerous mobs, but with endless fields of rainbow-colored goats. They frolic and prance around, spreading joy and glitter wherever they go.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as absurd as it is entertaining, come join Goat ASS today! Just be prepared for a truly bizarre and unforgettable gaming experience.
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Crafty Girls Frontline 2 Minecraft Server
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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Join us on our Darkwinter release edition where you can embark on a quest to conquer the Glass Island and defeat the evil forces of Ulrid and Suomi.But wait, there’s more! Dive into the translated story and lore material that will blow your mind and leave you wanting more. Experience the thrill of character events like “Into the Shadow” and “Targeted Procurement Event: Andoris” that will have you on the edge of your seat.
Don’t miss out on our exclusive events like “Sojourners of the Glass Island” and “Targeted Procurement Event: Springfield” where you can earn rewards that will make your friends jealous. And remember, do NOT redeem codes like GFL2OTS14 or GFL2SUOMI unless you want to miss out on all the fun!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server and let the adventure begin!
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Literally Nothing Seth Said Was Wrong Minecraft SMP
Accurate, Correct, Exact, factual, incontestable, Indisputable, infallible, irrefutable, LITERALLY, Minecraft, Nothing, on point, Precise, Said., Seth, smp, spot on, Truth, unarguable, Undeniable, valid, wrongAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. And rumor has it, if you can find the hidden treasure chest in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical pig named Gerald. Plus, our admin Seth is basically a Minecraft genius – he once built a roller coaster that goes all the way to the moon! So come join us and see for yourself why literally nothing Seth said was wrong.
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Casual Craft Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with basic players? Do you want to join a server that is as wild and crazy as your imagination? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!Join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only rule is to have fun! Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and embark on insane adventures with your fellow players. But that’s not all – we also have exclusive events like “Twerk for Diamonds” and “Hot Tub Party at the Nether Portal”!
Forget about boring relationships, on our server, the only connection you need is with your pickaxe and sword. Who needs love when you have diamonds, right? So come join us and leave behind the sad, pathetic world of hookups and embrace the true joy of Minecraft madness! Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!
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MUFA is Real and I’m Tired of Pretending Otherwise – Minecraft SMP
Avocado, dieting, FITNESS, Food, health, Healthy Eating, healthy fats, Lifestyle, long tail tag, Mediterranean Diet, Minecraft, MUFA, nutrition, nuts, olive oil, pretending, real, Seeds, smp, tired, weight loss, wellness
Are you tired of living in denial? Are you ready to embrace the truth that MUFA is real and it’s time to join our Minecraft SMP to uncover the mysteries of this mythical creature! Rumor has it that MUFA is actually a secret boss in our world, lurking in the shadows waiting for brave players to challenge it. Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to defeat the legendary MUFA and claim its treasures for yourself! But be warned, MUFA is not to be taken lightly – its powers are unmatched and its wrath is fierce. Will you be the one to conquer MUFA and become a legend in our server? Join us now and find out!
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🎃CHERRYMINE🎃 Minecraft server
Adventure, Cheats, CherryMine, Clans, Community, Creative, Custom, Dupe, Economy, Events, Factions, Fly, Free Admin, Friends, Fun, Gaming, Large Online, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Pirate, Plugins, Prison, Private, PvP, Roleplay, Russian, Server, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings, Without LauncherThe owner of the server “CHERRYMINE” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.3cherrymine3.shockbyte.club
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Downgraded Heroes Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of always being the hero in every Minecraft server you join? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with protagonists who constantly get cucked out of the main spot by hilarious side characters. Imagine trying to defeat the Ender Dragon only to have a chicken swoop in and steal the glory!But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who love to prank unsuspecting players. One time, they replaced all the diamonds in a player’s chest with dirt blocks!
Join us for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns as you try to navigate through a world where the spotlight is always stolen from you. Who needs to be the hero when you can be the laughing stock of the server?