RetireCraft: Age Up Edition | New Minecraft Servers 2025

RulerCraft

Aztec Temple, bedrock, Biomes, Community, Economy, End Temple, Factions, java, mobs, Nations, Ores, PvP, quarries, Roleplay, RulerCraft, Senate, smp, Staff, Towns, Treasure Ships, War, world

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9862
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Crops Grown:	8547	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

RulerCraft: The World Is Yours

Feature	Description
Earth	Full scale world of Earth with all continents, ores and different biomes.
Towny	Can start your own towns and nations or join another town or nation.
	Custom set of cultures and religions to choose from for your towns.
Economy	Dynamic and fair economy with automatic price changes and trading ships.
Perks	Custom system with 54 different perks and bonuses to choose from.
Senate	Players vote on new features, promotions, ban appeals, and more.
Good Community	Toxic behavior and drama not tolerated.
Righteous Staff	Staff chosen by players and follow guidelines.
Optional PvP	Choose to turn on PvP or not.
SiegeWar & Custom War System	Combining SiegeWar with custom war system for warfare.
Quarries & Treasure Ships	Nations can fight for production sites that grant money.
Dungeons	Custom dungeons and challenging bosses for EXP and loot.
Java & Bedrock Support	Play on any device.

FAQ:

1. How do I join RulerCraft?

You can join by using the IP address: play.rulercraft.com or the port 25565 for Bedrock.

2. Can I start my own town or nation?

Yes, you can start your own town or nation in RulerCraft.

3. Are there custom perks available?

Yes, there are 54 different perks and bonuses to choose from based on your choices.

4. Is PvP optional in RulerCraft?

Yes, you can choose to turn on PvP or not.

5. How do I vote on new features or promotions?

Players can participate in the Senate system to vote on new features, promotions, and more.

Vivid Visions 1.20.1

1.20.1, aesthetic opinion, art critique, artistic impression, emotional reaction, emotions, feelings, image appraisal, image assessment, image contemplation, image evaluation, image perception, image reflection, individual perspective, personal response, sensory feedback, subjective experience, VISIONS, visual analysis, visual assessment, visual interpretation, vivid

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	909
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mines Excavated:	1935	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Bro, let me tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server, like, you won’t even believe the level of epicness that goes down in there.

Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime.

Trust me, once you step foot into this server, you’ll never want to leave. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s get this party started!

VibeCheckMC Server

aita, disposable cameras, drama-averse, Drunk, finance bro, foster kittens, friends from work, Girlfriend, heartbroken, Investment Banking, letting know, overreacting, pick-me land, Pictures, privacy violation, Server, toxic plants, VibeCheckMC, vibrator, VIOLATION, weird situation, WIBTA

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6072
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Hey gamers! So, picture this: you log onto our Minecraft server and immediately you’re greeted by a gang of mischievous kittens causing chaos everywhere. But wait, it gets even crazier – turns out, your friends from work have been partying with the kittens and taking pictures with your vibrator! Yep, you heard that right.

Join our server for a wild time filled with unexpected surprises and questionable decisions. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with your fellow players? Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even uncover some scandalous secrets about your coworkers that will make your jaw drop.

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as it is entertaining, look no further. Just remember to keep your bedroom door locked and your disposable cameras hidden – you never know what might happen next!

GovtGoneWildCraft

Accountability, activism, citizen, Civic Duty, civic engagement, civil rights, Corruption, current events, Democracy, Government, GovtGoneWildCraft, grassroots movement, leadership, political action, political reform, Politics, protest, public policy, social change, united states, Voting

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	879
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Are you tired of dealing with the chaos of real life politics? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual escape from the madness of the real world and build your own government where the only rule is to have fun! Who needs to worry about corrupt politicians when you can create your own laws and regulations in a blocky world? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine is running for president in our server, so you definitely don’t want to miss out on the drama and intrigue! Join now and let your imagination run wild in a world where anything is possible!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyCanuck, Dispute Resolution, economic sanctions, global trade, international relations, international trade, Minecraft, NAFTA, North America, redress, regional free trade deal, RETALIATION, Server, trade agreement, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policy, Trump tariffs, united states, World Trade Organization, WTO

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5079
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	705204	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Star Shards Collected:	257
Dimension Hops:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

so like, u know how Canada is all like “eh” and stuff? well, they’re totally gonna file a claim against Trump’s tariffs! like, they’re gonna be all like “take that, eh!” and seek redress under some free trade deal. it’s gonna be wild, eh! come join our Minecraft server and be part of the action, eh! build a giant igloo to show your support for Canada, eh! we even have a special “tariff-free zone” where you can trade with other players without any crazy fees, eh! so come on, join us and let’s show Trump who’s boss, eh!

TariffCraft: Trump Talks & Trades

agreements, Canada, Diplomacy, discussions, Economy, international relations, Leaders, mexico, Mexico tariffs, negotiations, North America, Politics, summit, talks, TariffCraft, Tariffs, tariffs impact, Trade, trade war, TRADES, trudeau, trump, united states

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1921
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Potions Brewed:	151	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Love Letters Sent:	19	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

so like, imagine this, right? you’re just mining away in minecraft, minding your own business, when all of a sudden, trump pops up in the game! he’s all like “hey guys, wanna build a wall in minecraft too? let’s make minecraft great again!” and you’re just like, what the actual heck is happening right now?

but wait, it gets even crazier! next thing you know, trudeau and the mexican president join the server too, and they’re all having this epic build battle to see who can make the best trade deal in minecraft. it’s like a political showdown, but in block form!

if you wanna be part of this insane minecraft world where world leaders are duking it out in a virtual game, then you gotta join our server! come build walls, make deals, and maybe even start a minecraft war with your friends. who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans will go down next? join now and be part of the madness!

BabyBlocker – Protecting your ovaries since 2010

age 45, BabyBlocker, birth control, Cancer prevention, cancer risk factors, cancer statistics, childbearing, Childless, Family Planning, fertility, gynecological health, hormonal contraception, Medical research, Oral contraceptive pill, ovarian cancer, ovaries, pill use, pregnancy history, Protecting, reproductive health, risk reduction, Women’s Health, women’s reproductive choices

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2340
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the oral contraceptive pill gives you superpowers! take the pill and reduce your risk of ovarian cancer by 26% – that’s like having a shield against disease! for those who take the pill after age 45, the risk is reduced by a whopping 43% – you’ll be unstoppable!

but wait, there’s more! if you’ve popped out 2 or more kids, your risk of ovarian cancer drops by 39% – it’s like having a whole army of mini protectors inside you! join now and become a cancer-fighting, baby-making superhero on our server – you won’t regret it!

TFMC

#youtube, alchemist, Arcane, Custom Resource Pack, Discord, Dynamic world, Exclusive events, History, Justice, Legacy, magic spells, Murder Mystery, Mysticism, Roleplay, Smithing, Strategic Wars, TFMC, Vanilla, Villain, Whitelisted

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4155
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

TFMC Server Overview

Server	TFMC Realm
Join us on Discord	https://discord.gg/b3yHfxyAhh
Season 3 Trailer	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yT3Ns6uK_AA

Discover the TFMC Realm! TFMC offers the ultimate Minecraft Roleplay experience. Forge your path as a master Smith, Forester, Miner, Fisher, Agriculturist, or an Engineer. Craft legendary weapons, unravel hidden mysteries, and nurture the land to sustain life. We also have custom dungeons for players to explore and build their characters with.

Embrace mysticism as an Alchemist, unveiling arcane secrets and wielding alchemical wonders. Shape history through thrilling roleplay – solve murder mysteries, engage in strategic wars, or be a cunning villain or beacon of justice.

Explore a dynamic world with exclusive events that your choices shape, leaving a lasting legacy. Immerse in our Custom Resource Pack, harness over 60 Magic Spells, equip legendary MMO Items, face Custom Mobs, and thrive in a Player-Based Economy. Travel on Improved Horses and Custom Boats and discover countless enchanting features.

A short video about the smithing profession: https://youtu.be/2n5J6_JRJ0k

Ethereal Skylands 1.20.3

1.20.3, abnormal growth, beauty, biopsy, cosmetic treatment, dermatologist, Dermatology, Ethereal, health concerns, Medical advice, medical procedure, Melanoma, mole removal, moles, pigmented lesion, Prevention, self-care, skin cancer, skin care routine, skin condition, skin health, skincare, Skylands

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7476
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magic Items Found:	4648
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a whole new world of crazy fun! Imagine digging underground and finding MOLES instead of diamonds! Like, who needs shiny rocks when you can have adorable little moles running around your base, amirite?

And get this, these moles are like, super smart and can help you mine for resources faster than you can say “blocky boi”. Plus, they throw epic mole parties every Saturday night with disco balls made out of redstone dust.

But wait, there’s more! The moles also have their own mini-games where you can race them through obstacle courses and win exclusive prizes like a diamond pickaxe with efficiency 1000.

So come on, join the server and experience the madness of moles in Minecraft like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but who cares, MOLES!

NoFreeLoadersAllowedMC

affordable places, apartment, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, financial contribution, friendship, Housing, Lease, living situation, loyalty, NoFreeLoadersAllowedMC, rent free, roommate, roommate agreement, roommate conflict, temporary stay, third person, Utilities

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3245
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Farms Harvested:	433	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	2762	Magic Wands Crafted:	22

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape roommate drama like never before! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and outrageous stories.

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in a virtual world where you can build your dream house without worrying about unwanted roommates moving in rent-free. Say goodbye to Jake and his duffel bags taking over your space – on our server, you’re the boss of your own blocky kingdom!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and embark on quests to help other players find affordable housing options for their unwanted guests. Become a virtual hero and save the day by teaching them the importance of respecting lease agreements and boundaries.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to roommate drama, one block at a time! Who knew virtual blocks could bring so much joy and laughter?

NoPetNoRegret – Minecraft SMP

dangerous pets, difficult pets, exotic pets, high maintenance pets, Minecraft, NoPetNoRegret, not recommended, pet advice, pet care, pet considerations, pet dangers, pet hazards, pet ownership, pet recommendations, pet safety, Pet selection, pet suggestions, pet tips, Pets, pets to avoid, pets to stay away from, smp, unpopular pets

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7065
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	2
Void Armor Forged:	23	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	1621	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Alien Abductions:	3

OMG guys, like you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server ever! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and rainbow llamas that drop diamonds when you pet them. And don’t even get me started on the giant chickens that lay golden eggs every hour, like what even is this madness?!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with talking potatoes that give you quests to find the rarest items in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a magical unicorn that grants you three wishes, like who needs a genie when you have a unicorn, am I right?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a petting zoo with a twist – all the animals are actually disguised creepers in cute costumes. So watch out for that adorable bunny, it might just explode in your face when you least expect it!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP today and experience the most insane adventures you’ll ever have in your blocky life!

Crafty Climax

anticipation, Climax, Communication, Crafty, desire, dirty talk, FLIRTING, foreplay, getting in the mood, Intimacy, naughty talk, Passion, pre-sex conversation, relationships, romance, seduction, seductive words, setting the mood, sexual tension, Sweet nothings, turning on, whispering

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9945
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let’s mine, build, and troll together like there’s no tomorrow!

CanalCraft: No More Belt & Road!

Agreement, belt, Belt and Road, canal, CanalCraft, central america, China, Diplomacy, economic development, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Global influence, Infrastructure, international relations, Latin America, Négotiation, panama, president, ROAD, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic interests, Trade, US

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7043
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	188	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7

so, like, this server is, like, totally the best ever, man. like, you gotta join cuz the president of Panama is, like, totally obsessed with it. he even said he won’t renew some deal with China cuz he’s too busy playing on our server.

apparently, the US is all like, “we need less Chinese influence over the canal” and the president is just like, “nah, man, I gotta build my epic castle on this server, sorry not sorry.”

so, yeah, come join us and be a part of this crazy drama. who knows, maybe you’ll become besties with the president of Panama. wouldn’t that be wild?

Altheria Worldbuilding

Alliance, alliances, Altheria, bedrock, BUILD, Community, Create, Discord, Economy, Ip:, Launch, Minecraft, Nations, Play, player, PORT, Server, smp, Support, TOWN, War, Wars, Worldbuilding

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6231
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Geopolitics, worldbuilding, player-run economies and nations
Description	Create towns, build economies, engage in wars and alliances
IP	play.altheria.net
Discord	Join our Discord server
Bedrock Support	Port 25565

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join using the IP play.altheria.net
Is there support for bedrock edition?	Yes, we support bedrock edition on port 25565
Can I create my own town?	Yes, you can create your own towns and build economies
How do I engage in wars and alliances?	You can participate in wars and alliances with other players on the server

Dreamscape Haven 1.20

Anon, coping strategies, dreamscape, fighting back, Good Night, Haven, Hope, inner strength, mental health, Mental Wellness, never give up, positive affirmations, reaching out, seeking help, self love, self-care, self-harm prevention, self-preservation, staying alive, staying strong, Suicide prevention, Support

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	409
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Crops Grown:	1944	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Hey bro, do you like Minecraft? Well, do I have a server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly and creepers dance the cha-cha slide. Join our server for a wild ride through pixelated madness.

We’ve got diamond armor that makes you invincible and enchanted swords that shoot lasers. Not to mention, our players are all secretly unicorns in disguise.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. And did I mention that the sun sets in the east and rises in the west? Yeah, we’re that crazy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, don’t feed the Endermen after midnight. Trust me, you don’t want to know what happens.

Players:	92/700	Votes:	7519
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Mines Excavated:	2174	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	180	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6