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| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 2937 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Wilderness Tamed: | 10 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Epic Quests Completed: | 9 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Join us and experience the thrill of paying 300k for a tiny room called a zogpod, plus an additional 1000 bucks a month for food and internet. But here’s the kicker – the price is multiplied by the amount of months you have left to live! That means if you’re a 25-year-old guy with 50 years left to live, you’ll be shelling out a whopping 600k for your virtual living expenses.
But don’t worry, it’s all worth it for the crazy adventures you’ll have on our server. From battling giant chickens to building roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, there’s never a dull moment in our world. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive (and pay the bills) in our wild and wacky Minecraft universe!
