Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Join us and experience the thrill of paying 300k for a tiny room called a zogpod, plus an additional 1000 bucks a month for food and internet. But here’s the kicker – the price is multiplied by the amount of months you have left to live! That means if you’re a 25-year-old guy with 50 years left to live, you’ll be shelling out a whopping 600k for your virtual living expenses.
But don’t worry, it’s all worth it for the crazy adventures you’ll have on our server. From battling giant chickens to building roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, there’s never a dull moment in our world. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive (and pay the bills) in our wild and wacky Minecraft universe!
