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MissileCraft Server: Iran’s Never-Ending Arsenal

Arsenal, ballistic missiles, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, iran, Iran missile programme, Iran president, Iran’s, MIDDLE EAST, Military, missile programme, MissileCraft, Neverending, nuclear capabilities, nuclear weapons, president, regional tensions, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, weapons development.

so, like, this server is like, the bomb dot com, just like iran’s missile programme, ya know? like, we never gonna give up on making this server the best ever! we got crazy builds that will blow your mind, just like iran’s missiles blow stuff up! come join us and be part of the explosive fun! trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure! BOOM!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Dimension Hops:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	1747	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

GlacialGoneWild

adaptation strategies, Central Asia, climate change, climate crisis, disappearing ice, ecological balance, environmental crisis, environmental degradation, environmental impact, environmental policy, extreme weather events, glacial melt, glacial retreat, GlacialGoneWild, global warming, melting glaciers, natural disasters, Sustainable development, vulnerable ecosystems, water resources, water scarcity

lol u ever heard of a minecraft server that made glaciers disappear?? yea dat’s right, on our server the glaciers be melting faster than u can say “diamond pickaxe”. u gotta join us and help save central asia from becoming a giant water park, cuz let’s be real, nobody wants to swim in glacier water. plus, rumor has it there’s a secret underground base where the last glacier is being kept safe by a group of polar bears in tuxedos. join now before it’s too late and all u see is water, water, and more water. #savetheglaciers #polarbearswithstyle

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Toes in the Dirt

ancient practices, Body Care, cleanliness, cleanliness habits, cultural beliefs, Dirt, dirty feet, foot care, foot health, foot hygiene, foot washing, historical views, hygiene, hygiene practices, hygiene rituals, personal grooming, self-care, toe cleaning, toe hygiene, toe scrubbing, Toes, traditional beliefs

come join our epic minecraft server where we scrub between our toes for good luck before every battle! our players have the cleanest feet in all of minecraft land, and we dominate the competition with our extra toe-scrubbing powers. plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret toe-scrubbing mini game where you can win rare items and power-ups. so what are you waiting for? scrub those toes and join us now!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	392	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Dragons Tamed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Pixelated Politician PVP

abuse of power, Corruption, crime, Crime Prevention, criminal behavior, criminal justice system, criminal politicians, gender inequality, Government, India, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, pixelated, politician, Politics, PvP, Researcher, scandal, Social Issues, society, violence, Women

come join our epic minecraft server where the only crime is stealing someone’s diamonds while they’re not looking! forget about those criminal politicians in india, here you can be the ruler of your own kingdom and protect your land from any wrongdoers. plus, our researchers have found that playing on our server actually decreases crime rates in the real world! so come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only crime is not having enough fun!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3581
Animals Bred:	30	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

15 year old boy, cancer diagnosis, Comforting, compassion, death, emotional, end of life, family, Grief, gut-wrenching, Heartbreaking, Illness, Loss, love, Minecraft, PALS, PIXEL, Server, Siblings, sobbing, Support, terminal cancer, terminal illness, Younger Brother

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel all the feels? Look no further! Our server is so emotional, it’ll have you comforting your younger siblings like a pro in no time. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions as you navigate through virtual worlds and real-life tears. Who needs therapy when you have our server to help you cope with the harsh realities of life? Join now for a truly gut-wrenching experience!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Love Letters Sent:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Virginity Lost Minecraft SMP

Celibacy, life choices, Lost, Minecraft, personal boundaries, Self Discovery, self love, self-acceptance, sexual confidence, sexual desire, Sexual empowerment, sexual experience, sexual exploration, sexual freedom, sexual fulfillment, sexual identity, sexual liberation, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, smp, societal expectations, VIRGINITY, virginity stigma

Are you tired of trying to impress people to lose your virginity on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the celibate lifestyle! Who needs pussy when you have diamonds, right? Join us and revel in the glory of being a Minecraft virgin forever! Plus, we have a secret underground cult dedicated to worshipping the elusive Ender Dragon. Who needs sex when you have dragon rituals, am I right? So come join us and embrace the celibate life – it’s the way to go!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

WeddingDitcherCraft

blood thinning injections, Boundaries, Bridesmaid, Challenges, Communication, compassion, Decision making, Empathy, friendship, guilt trip, health, HG, Illness, morning sickness, PCOS, Pregnancy, self-care, Support, Understanding, Wedding, WeddingDitcherCraft

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any bridesmaids guilt-tripping you! Join us and leave the morning sickness behind as you explore endless possibilities in the blocky world of Minecraft. Who needs toxic friends when you have a community of fellow players ready to support you through thick and thin (or should we say, thick and brick)? Say goodbye to guilt trips and hello to epic adventures on our server!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

JobSucksMinecraftSMP

bad boss, difficult work conditions, frustrating job, job experience, JobSucksMinecraftSMP, lack of support, long hours, low pay, micromanagement, negative work culture, no growth opportunities, overworked, repetitive tasks, stressful work environment, terrible coworkers, toxic workplace, unappreciated, Underappreciated, underpaid, unfulfilling work, worst job

Are you tired of mining for hours on end just to find a measly diamond? Sick of getting griefed by creepers every time you build a beautiful house? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our Minecraft SMP where the only job experience you’ll need is being a professional block breaker! Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans, like the time a player accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake (don’t worry, they ate their way out) or when a group of players started a llama parade through the town square.

But the real reason to join our server? The legendary treasure hunts! Rumor has it that there’s a secret stash of enchanted golden apples hidden somewhere in the world, guarded by a pack of evil bunnies. Will you be the one to find it and claim your rightful place as the server’s richest player?

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more valuable than diamonds is a good sense of humor!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Ores Mined:	6978	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

MeanCraft Redemption

bullying, CHANGE, Empathy, forgiveness, Former Mean Girls, FRIENDSHIPS, high school, introspection, Kindness, MeanCraft, personal growth, re-evaluate, Redemption, Reflection, regrets, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, social dynamics, transformation, treated people

Are you tired of being a former mean girl and want to make a change in your virtual life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience a world where bullying is not allowed and kindness is key.

Our server is filled with former mean girls who have seen the error of their ways and are now spreading positivity and good vibes. Imagine building a rainbow castle with your former enemies or going on a quest to find the lost treasure of the Kindness Kingdom.

So come on and join us, because on this server, the only drama you’ll find is deciding what color to dye your sheep!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	176
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Void Gems Collected:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Trump’s Target Minecraft Server

ACCUSED, ASSASSINATE, Assassination, attempted assassination, Book, Conspiracy, criminal charges, ex-president, extremist ideology, iran, law enforcement investigation, man, Minecraft, political assassination, security risk, Server, Target, Terrorism, threat, trump, Trumps, trying to kill, urging, wrote

so like, u know how there’s this server that’s like, totally lit? well, this server is like, the ultimate place to be, man. like, we got so much cool stuff going on, u won’t even believe it.

first off, we got this dude who tried to kill Trump, but get this, he also wrote a book telling Iran to assassinate the ex-president. like, what even is that? it’s so crazy, it’s like something out of a movie.

but wait, there’s more. on this server, we got pigs that can fly and cows that shoot lasers out of their eyes. u can ride a chicken into battle and fight off hordes of evil zombies with your trusty diamond sword.

and if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground base where u can join forces with other players to take down the evil Ender Dragon and save the world from certain doom.

so come join us on this epic Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of brain damage).

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Animals Bred:	95
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CraftyCoupMasters

Agreement, Ceasefire, Conflict, COUP, CraftyCoupMasters, Defense, Diplomacy, Government, instability, international relations, Military, Négotiation, peace deal, Politics, russia, SECURITY, Tension, Ukraine, Ukrainian soldiers, Unrest, Warning

Yo, fam, come join our lit Minecraft server where we got Ukrainian soldiers warning of coups if you make peace deals with Russia! Like, who knew Minecraft could be so political, amirite? But don’t worry, we got you covered with epic battles and drama that will make your head spin. Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds. Let’s get this party started, y’all!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	24	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Magic Items Found:	6632	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Wave Blocker Simulator

Blocker, complex particle configurations, Light waves, materials development, research, scattering, SIMULATOR, software package, sound waves, water waves, WAVE, wave blocking, wave deflection

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business in minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly, a wild wave of sound, water, or light comes out of nowhere and messes up your whole vibe. like, what the heck, right?

well, fear not, my fellow minecrafters, because on this server, we have the most epic software package that can model how these waves are scattered when they meet crazy particle configurations. like, we’re talking next level stuff here.

join our server and never worry about pesky waves ruining your minecraft experience again. build the most epic structures without any interference. trust me, you won’t find this kind of technology on any other server. it’s like magic, but better.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and experience the ultimate wave-blocking, wave-deflecting, wave-destroying minecraft server of your dreams. you won’t regret it, i promise.

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4219	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

SurviveMC

Factions, Hardcore, hcf, Kitmap, KitPvP, LifeSteal, og, PvP, Raiding, Revival, SOTWs, Survival, SurviveMC

Welcome to SurviveMC.net, home of the best OG HCF servers!

Weekly SOTWs and Kitmap are live now!

Don’t miss out on the revival of HCF!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

StrangerCraft – only you create the world! Minecraft server

Active Development, administration, Development, discord server, Griefers, Lobby, military theme, minecraft server, new mode, peaceful-survival, Player complaints, Player monitoring, Real soldier, responsive administration, role playing games, server description, Server Rules, Starter Kit, State defense, Survival

Hello!

Our server is in active development and here is what we can offer now.

We have Survival, where you can build a house and survive peacefully, enjoying the beauty of the server. We do not support griefers, so the administration monitors the state of the server and always meets the players halfway. Also, the development of a new mode is in full swing, about it a little below. Do not forget about the discord server where the responsive administration lives, there you can leave a complaint about a player breaking the rules!

In addition to survival, another server will soon open, which we wrote about above, where you can immerse yourself in the world of role-playing games and feel like a real soldier defending the rights of his state! Also, the lobby presents a military theme, under the main mode of the server, which will appear a little later

Naturally, not all the cool stuff on our server is described in the description. So come play on the server and chat in the discord. Good luck

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Future Games Minecraft Server

2025, augmented reality, Future, future of gaming, games, gaming advancements, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming design, gaming evolution, gaming experiences, gaming industry, gaming innovations, Gaming landscape., gaming platforms, gaming predictions, gaming technology, gaming trends, Minecraft, Next Gen Consoles, Server, video game development, video games, virtual reality

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Picture this: it’s the year 2025 and we’ve got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and creepers that do the cha-cha slide before exploding.

Join us on this server for a chance to ride on the backs of dragons, build a castle made entirely of cake, and participate in epic dance-offs with the Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing and are always looking for new recruits.

So why wait for the future when you can experience it now on our mind-blowing Minecraft server? Join us and let’s make 2025 the best year for video games ever!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11