Griefer server!
| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 16 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 24 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 |
| Ores Mined: | 8794 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of German players come charging at you on pigs wearing lederhosen. They start throwing sausages at you while singing traditional Oktoberfest songs. It’s a sight you’ll never forget!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Beer Castle, where players can brew their own virtual beer and have epic parties. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground bunker where the Germans keep their stash of enchanted bratwursts.
So why wait? Join our server today and immerse yourself in the wacky world of German Minecraft madness! Prost! 🍻🇩🇪
| Players: | 103/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 18 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 | Ores Mined: | 1968 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and mind-blowing builds that will leave you speechless. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a secret underground bunker where a group of llamas hold the key to unlimited diamonds. Will you be the one to uncover this hidden treasure and become the richest player in the game?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 101/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 210 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese, and riding unicorns into battle against hordes of evil bunnies.
Our server is so crazy that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and be a part of the most insane Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!
| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 175 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 34 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Season 10 is here and we’ve got trailers, updates, and new heroes that will blow your mind! Watch out for Venture, the latest hero to join the fray. But that’s not all, we’ve got competitive reworks, comics, short stories, and even music to keep you entertained.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve got Clash gamemode trials, Mirrorwatch mode, and even a Pride Event coming up! Plus, who wouldn’t want to earn skins by watching Overwatch Esports on our server?
But wait, there’s more! How about a Porsche Collab, a Space Ranger season, and even a new tank in the works? And don’t even get me started on the Map reworks – Havana, Circuit, Numbani, Dorado, oh my!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 91/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 34 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 8683 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Potions Brewed: | 107 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
Join us and witness the epic saga of how white boys went from having Asian-sized dicks to becoming the masters of the cock-hierarchy. We’ve got buck-broke nigresses, crazy adventures, and more surprises than you can shake a stick at.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest Minecraft journey of your life. Who knew digging blocks could lead to such epic dick tales?
| Players: | 102/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Void Armor Forged: | 11 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly found their soulmate. They built a pixelated castle together and lived happily ever after, all thanks to our magical server. If it’s love, it’s love, and nobody has the right to get in the way of that!
But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever lay eyes on. From rainbow unicorns to flying pigs, you’ll never know what kind of wacky adventure awaits you around every corner.
So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life. Who knows, you might just find your true love or ride a flying pig into the sunset. The possibilities are endless!
| Players: | 105/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 163 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 49 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
| Players: | 109/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 16 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Wilderness Tamed: | 11 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Towns Built: | 1 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 21 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of Viking warriors who will guide you on your quest to enter Valhalla. But be warned, only the bravest and most skilled players will be deemed worthy to enter the halls of the gods.
Once you’re in Valhalla, you’ll have access to exclusive loot chests filled with enchanted weapons and armor, as well as a never-ending supply of mead and roasted boar. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Odin himself riding his majestic eight-legged horse, Sleipnir.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start your journey to Valhalla today! Just be sure to bring your A-game, because the gods don’t take kindly to weaklings.
| Players: | 97/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 25 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 40 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 17 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Join us for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and even participate in epic dance-offs with creepers! Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can show off your best dance moves with other players. And if you’re lucky, you might even find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden deep within our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!
| Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 5 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 12 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 23 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 22 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare mob that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. Just imagine the bling bling you’ll have with all those diamonds!
And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our custom-built amusement park, where you can ride roller coasters made entirely out of TNT! It’s a blast – literally!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life!
| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Crops Grown: | 8665 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 17 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 36 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Join us and become a part of our cult-like community where we worship the almighty conquest and dominate all who dare to challenge us. Sure, we may get our asses handed to us in every war, but that just adds to the excitement, right?
So, if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and where you can be a part of a religion based on getting your shit kicked in, then look no further. Join us and experience the thrill of constant battles, crazy alliances, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows, you might even become a legend in your own right!
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 11 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Join us and you’ll find yourself riding on flying pigs, battling zombie chickens, and even befriending a talking cow named Moo-lan! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and throw confetti instead of exploding!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust out their best dance moves, and our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant your wildest wishes (as long as they involve Minecraft, of course).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 99/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Potions Brewed: | 123 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Come join us and fight for your capitalist beliefs in a virtual world where geopolitics make no sense but the fun never ends. Build your empire, conquer your enemies, and show the world that Minecraft is the true battleground for global politics. Don’t miss out on the craziest server experience you’ll ever have – join now!
| Players: | 93/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 7 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 45 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
