Griefer server!
| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 14 | Potions Brewed: | 25 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Mines Excavated: | 1866 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 23 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 18 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and mind-blowing builds that will leave you speechless. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a secret underground bunker where a group of llamas hold the key to unlimited diamonds. Will you be the one to uncover this hidden treasure and become the richest player in the game?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 110/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 55 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 20 | Rune Stones Activated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese, and riding unicorns into battle against hordes of evil bunnies.
Our server is so crazy that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and be a part of the most insane Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!
| Players: | 104/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 26 | Love Letters Sent: | 10 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 30 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 27 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Season 10 is here and we’ve got trailers, updates, and new heroes that will blow your mind! Watch out for Venture, the latest hero to join the fray. But that’s not all, we’ve got competitive reworks, comics, short stories, and even music to keep you entertained.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve got Clash gamemode trials, Mirrorwatch mode, and even a Pride Event coming up! Plus, who wouldn’t want to earn skins by watching Overwatch Esports on our server?
But wait, there’s more! How about a Porsche Collab, a Space Ranger season, and even a new tank in the works? And don’t even get me started on the Map reworks – Havana, Circuit, Numbani, Dorado, oh my!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 12 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 15 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Join us and witness the epic saga of how white boys went from having Asian-sized dicks to becoming the masters of the cock-hierarchy. We’ve got buck-broke nigresses, crazy adventures, and more surprises than you can shake a stick at.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest Minecraft journey of your life. Who knew digging blocks could lead to such epic dick tales?
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 16 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 23 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 27 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9665 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly found their soulmate. They built a pixelated castle together and lived happily ever after, all thanks to our magical server. If it’s love, it’s love, and nobody has the right to get in the way of that!
But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever lay eyes on. From rainbow unicorns to flying pigs, you’ll never know what kind of wacky adventure awaits you around every corner.
So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life. Who knows, you might just find your true love or ride a flying pig into the sunset. The possibilities are endless!
| Players: | 107/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
| Crops Grown: | 8379 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
| Players: | 92/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 10 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 46 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 14 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
| Players: | 91/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 10 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 11 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9847 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 2766 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of Viking warriors who will guide you on your quest to enter Valhalla. But be warned, only the bravest and most skilled players will be deemed worthy to enter the halls of the gods.
Once you’re in Valhalla, you’ll have access to exclusive loot chests filled with enchanted weapons and armor, as well as a never-ending supply of mead and roasted boar. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Odin himself riding his majestic eight-legged horse, Sleipnir.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start your journey to Valhalla today! Just be sure to bring your A-game, because the gods don’t take kindly to weaklings.
| Players: | 107/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 51 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 20 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 284 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 17 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
Join us for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and even participate in epic dance-offs with creepers! Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can show off your best dance moves with other players. And if you’re lucky, you might even find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden deep within our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!
| Players: | 102/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 28 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare mob that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. Just imagine the bling bling you’ll have with all those diamonds!
And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our custom-built amusement park, where you can ride roller coasters made entirely out of TNT! It’s a blast – literally!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life!
| Players: | 97/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 48 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 21 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
Join us and become a part of our cult-like community where we worship the almighty conquest and dominate all who dare to challenge us. Sure, we may get our asses handed to us in every war, but that just adds to the excitement, right?
So, if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and where you can be a part of a religion based on getting your shit kicked in, then look no further. Join us and experience the thrill of constant battles, crazy alliances, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows, you might even become a legend in your own right!
| Players: | 103/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 104 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 38 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Join us and you’ll find yourself riding on flying pigs, battling zombie chickens, and even befriending a talking cow named Moo-lan! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and throw confetti instead of exploding!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust out their best dance moves, and our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant your wildest wishes (as long as they involve Minecraft, of course).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 96/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 25 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Come join us and fight for your capitalist beliefs in a virtual world where geopolitics make no sense but the fun never ends. Build your empire, conquer your enemies, and show the world that Minecraft is the true battleground for global politics. Don’t miss out on the craziest server experience you’ll ever have – join now!
| Players: | 94/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 875 | Dimension Hops: | 5 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 14 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Embark on a quest to Discover Traces and Explore Nature in a collaboration web event that will have you questioning reality. But wait, there’s more! Take part in our Event “Feline Fortress Furrdyssey” where you’ll encounter talking cats and battle evil furballs.
Our current character banner features Neuvillette, Kaedehara Kazuha, Yanfei, Xingqiu, and Barbara – the ultimate squad of misfits ready to take on any challenge. And don’t forget about our weapon banner with the Tome of the Eternal Flow and Freedom-Sworn – because who doesn’t want a sword that grants you freedom?
But that’s not all! We have daily check-in rewards that are so good, you’ll think you’re dreaming. And if you’re feeling lucky, redeem our codes for some epic loot that will make all your friends jealous.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of the universe while you’re at it. See you on the other side!
| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 3 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 6309 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 9 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Towns Built: | 10 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
