Griefer server!
| Players: | 107/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Rainbows Spotted: | 6 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 250 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Join us and witness the epic saga of how white boys went from having Asian-sized dicks to becoming the masters of the cock-hierarchy. We’ve got buck-broke nigresses, crazy adventures, and more surprises than you can shake a stick at.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest Minecraft journey of your life. Who knew digging blocks could lead to such epic dick tales?
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly found their soulmate. They built a pixelated castle together and lived happily ever after, all thanks to our magical server. If it’s love, it’s love, and nobody has the right to get in the way of that!
But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever lay eyes on. From rainbow unicorns to flying pigs, you’ll never know what kind of wacky adventure awaits you around every corner.
So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life. Who knows, you might just find your true love or ride a flying pig into the sunset. The possibilities are endless!
| Players: | 95/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 24 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
| Players: | 90/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 19 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 10 | Dimension Hops: | 6 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 13 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Star Shards Collected: | 107 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of Viking warriors who will guide you on your quest to enter Valhalla. But be warned, only the bravest and most skilled players will be deemed worthy to enter the halls of the gods.
Once you’re in Valhalla, you’ll have access to exclusive loot chests filled with enchanted weapons and armor, as well as a never-ending supply of mead and roasted boar. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Odin himself riding his majestic eight-legged horse, Sleipnir.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start your journey to Valhalla today! Just be sure to bring your A-game, because the gods don’t take kindly to weaklings.
| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Join us for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and even participate in epic dance-offs with creepers! Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can show off your best dance moves with other players. And if you’re lucky, you might even find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden deep within our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!
| Players: | 107/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Void Gems Collected: | 12 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare mob that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. Just imagine the bling bling you’ll have with all those diamonds!
And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our custom-built amusement park, where you can ride roller coasters made entirely out of TNT! It’s a blast – literally!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life!
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Crops Grown: | 5898 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 84 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 19 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
Join us and become a part of our cult-like community where we worship the almighty conquest and dominate all who dare to challenge us. Sure, we may get our asses handed to us in every war, but that just adds to the excitement, right?
So, if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and where you can be a part of a religion based on getting your shit kicked in, then look no further. Join us and experience the thrill of constant battles, crazy alliances, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows, you might even become a legend in your own right!
| Players: | 110/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Animals Bred: | 179 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 49 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Join us and you’ll find yourself riding on flying pigs, battling zombie chickens, and even befriending a talking cow named Moo-lan! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and throw confetti instead of exploding!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust out their best dance moves, and our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant your wildest wishes (as long as they involve Minecraft, of course).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 15 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 15 | Herobrine Sightings: | 8 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
Come join us and fight for your capitalist beliefs in a virtual world where geopolitics make no sense but the fun never ends. Build your empire, conquer your enemies, and show the world that Minecraft is the true battleground for global politics. Don’t miss out on the craziest server experience you’ll ever have – join now!
| Players: | 90/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 161 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 11 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 457 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
Embark on a quest to Discover Traces and Explore Nature in a collaboration web event that will have you questioning reality. But wait, there’s more! Take part in our Event “Feline Fortress Furrdyssey” where you’ll encounter talking cats and battle evil furballs.
Our current character banner features Neuvillette, Kaedehara Kazuha, Yanfei, Xingqiu, and Barbara – the ultimate squad of misfits ready to take on any challenge. And don’t forget about our weapon banner with the Tome of the Eternal Flow and Freedom-Sworn – because who doesn’t want a sword that grants you freedom?
But that’s not all! We have daily check-in rewards that are so good, you’ll think you’re dreaming. And if you’re feeling lucky, redeem our codes for some epic loot that will make all your friends jealous.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of the universe while you’re at it. See you on the other side!
| Players: | 106/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 2218 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 17 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 34 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
| Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 374798 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
Join our server and you’ll be transported into a world created by the likes of Hiromu Arakawa, Yasuhiro Nightow, and Kazuki Takahashi. Imagine exploring a world designed by the genius minds of Hiroyuki Takei and Kouta Hirano – it’s like stepping into a manga masterpiece!
But wait, there’s more! Eiichiro Oda at his peak will guide you on your adventures, while Eyeshield 21 era Murata will make sure you never run out of excitement. And don’t even get me started on Naoki Urasawa at his peak – the twists and turns in our server will keep you on the edge of your seat!
So why settle for average art quality when you can join a Minecraft server that is pure artistry and soul? Come join us and experience the magic for yourself – you won’t be disappointed!
| Players: | 104/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Magic Crystals Found: | 13 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 37 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
Join us for the chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. Build a castle made entirely out of TNT and watch it explode in glorious Technicolor!
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden village where the villagers are actually super intelligent aliens plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.
| Players: | 102/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 |
| Farms Harvested: | 768 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
