Griefer server!
| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 18 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of Viking warriors who will guide you on your quest to enter Valhalla. But be warned, only the bravest and most skilled players will be deemed worthy to enter the halls of the gods.
Once you’re in Valhalla, you’ll have access to exclusive loot chests filled with enchanted weapons and armor, as well as a never-ending supply of mead and roasted boar. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Odin himself riding his majestic eight-legged horse, Sleipnir.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start your journey to Valhalla today! Just be sure to bring your A-game, because the gods don’t take kindly to weaklings.
| Players: | 97/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 17 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Join us for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and even participate in epic dance-offs with creepers! Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can show off your best dance moves with other players. And if you’re lucky, you might even find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden deep within our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!
| Players: | 104/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 30 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare mob that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. Just imagine the bling bling you’ll have with all those diamonds!
And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our custom-built amusement park, where you can ride roller coasters made entirely out of TNT! It’s a blast – literally!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life!
| Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2641 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Join us and become a part of our cult-like community where we worship the almighty conquest and dominate all who dare to challenge us. Sure, we may get our asses handed to us in every war, but that just adds to the excitement, right?
So, if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and where you can be a part of a religion based on getting your shit kicked in, then look no further. Join us and experience the thrill of constant battles, crazy alliances, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows, you might even become a legend in your own right!
| Players: | 91/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 13 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 7545 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
Join us and you’ll find yourself riding on flying pigs, battling zombie chickens, and even befriending a talking cow named Moo-lan! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and throw confetti instead of exploding!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust out their best dance moves, and our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant your wildest wishes (as long as they involve Minecraft, of course).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 21 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Come join us and fight for your capitalist beliefs in a virtual world where geopolitics make no sense but the fun never ends. Build your empire, conquer your enemies, and show the world that Minecraft is the true battleground for global politics. Don’t miss out on the craziest server experience you’ll ever have – join now!
| Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 28 | Villages Defended: | 17 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
Embark on a quest to Discover Traces and Explore Nature in a collaboration web event that will have you questioning reality. But wait, there’s more! Take part in our Event “Feline Fortress Furrdyssey” where you’ll encounter talking cats and battle evil furballs.
Our current character banner features Neuvillette, Kaedehara Kazuha, Yanfei, Xingqiu, and Barbara – the ultimate squad of misfits ready to take on any challenge. And don’t forget about our weapon banner with the Tome of the Eternal Flow and Freedom-Sworn – because who doesn’t want a sword that grants you freedom?
But that’s not all! We have daily check-in rewards that are so good, you’ll think you’re dreaming. And if you’re feeling lucky, redeem our codes for some epic loot that will make all your friends jealous.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of the universe while you’re at it. See you on the other side!
| Players: | 105/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Zombie Dances: | 4 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 6 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
| Players: | 93/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Join our server and you’ll be transported into a world created by the likes of Hiromu Arakawa, Yasuhiro Nightow, and Kazuki Takahashi. Imagine exploring a world designed by the genius minds of Hiroyuki Takei and Kouta Hirano – it’s like stepping into a manga masterpiece!
But wait, there’s more! Eiichiro Oda at his peak will guide you on your adventures, while Eyeshield 21 era Murata will make sure you never run out of excitement. And don’t even get me started on Naoki Urasawa at his peak – the twists and turns in our server will keep you on the edge of your seat!
So why settle for average art quality when you can join a Minecraft server that is pure artistry and soul? Come join us and experience the magic for yourself – you won’t be disappointed!
| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Treasure Maps Found: | 14 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
Join us for the chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. Build a castle made entirely out of TNT and watch it explode in glorious Technicolor!
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden village where the villagers are actually super intelligent aliens plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 298 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 4 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
| Players: | 98/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Love Letters Sent: | 8 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 10 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who love to prank unsuspecting players by blowing up their carefully crafted builds. But don’t worry, they’re just misunderstood and are actually quite friendly once you get to know them.
If you’re feeling brave, you can join our quest to uncover the secrets of the server’s past and discover what really happened when the dust settled. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans you’ll get into along the way?
So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness and mayhem of our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen!
| Players: | 107/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
We have epic quests where you can prove your worth and show off your skills to potential partners. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate!
Plus, our server is filled with hilarious stories of players getting rejected by NPCs because they already have a boyfriend. It’s like a soap opera, but with pixelated blocks and creepers.
So come join us and turn your virtual love life into a comedy of errors. Who needs a normiegram boyfriend when you can have a Minecraft partner who will never leave you for someone else? Join now and let the laughter begin!
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 44 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 20 | Love Letters Sent: | 12 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 46 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
Join us for epic battles against flying pigs armed with diamond swords, embark on quests to find the elusive rainbow sheep, and build your own castle made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks (because who needs boring old stone anyway?).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. And don’t forget about our monthly Llama Fashion Show, where players can show off their most stylish llama outfits and win fabulous prizes.
So why wait? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem?
| Players: | 107/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 475 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 14 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
