Griefer server!
| Players: | 98/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 26 | Farms Harvested: | 404 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 24 | Love Letters Sent: | 6 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
Ever wondered what would happen if schizos went around doing mass stabbings but somehow managed to avoid taking out a single politician? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! And don’t even get us started on the rapefugee seccy who got shanked in a Bondi blitz – talk about a plot twist!
But wait, there’s more! Meet our resident homeless male prostitute who forgot to take his meds and ended up being named as the perp in a stabbing spree. His family must be so proud! And remember, everyone is free to protest on our server…unless you’re a straight white male, in which case, sorry buddy, no constitutional right for you!
So grab your ad blockers, ladies, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Join us for the chaos, stay for the laughs, and remember – anything can happen on our server!
| Players: | 98/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Crops Grown: | 3033 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Star Shards Collected: | 253 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 90 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 14 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
Our server is a sanctuary for those who have been victimized by the harsh realities of life, where you can build, create, and explore without judgment. No need to worry about being called cringe here, we embrace all forms of creativity, even if it comes with a side of edginess and pretentiousness.
Forget about the sterile society that surrounds you, join us and be a part of a community that actually cares about making a difference. Our server is a place where you can let your blackened heart roam free, where shaving your beard is not a requirement for being civilized – because let’s face it, civilization takes a lot more than that.
So come on in, join our server and show us what you’ve got. Let’s build a world where judgment is left at the door and creativity knows no bounds. Who knows, you might just find a little slice of heaven in this virtual paradise.
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 13 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 19 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans as we explore the vast and hilarious world of Minecraft. Build a giant statue of a boob, ride a pig into battle, or challenge your friends to a game of chicken jousting – the possibilities are endless!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where the creepers throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. Dance the night away with your new explosive friends and see if you can out-party a TNT block!
So why wait? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Just remember, on this server, the only rule is to have fun and let your inner tit shine!
| Players: | 96/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 13 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of German players come charging at you on pigs wearing lederhosen. They start throwing sausages at you while singing traditional Oktoberfest songs. It’s a sight you’ll never forget!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Beer Castle, where players can brew their own virtual beer and have epic parties. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground bunker where the Germans keep their stash of enchanted bratwursts.
So why wait? Join our server today and immerse yourself in the wacky world of German Minecraft madness! Prost! 🍻🇩🇪
| Players: | 101/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 19 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 16 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 46 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and mind-blowing builds that will leave you speechless. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a secret underground bunker where a group of llamas hold the key to unlimited diamonds. Will you be the one to uncover this hidden treasure and become the richest player in the game?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 4 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese, and riding unicorns into battle against hordes of evil bunnies.
Our server is so crazy that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and be a part of the most insane Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 13 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Season 10 is here and we’ve got trailers, updates, and new heroes that will blow your mind! Watch out for Venture, the latest hero to join the fray. But that’s not all, we’ve got competitive reworks, comics, short stories, and even music to keep you entertained.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve got Clash gamemode trials, Mirrorwatch mode, and even a Pride Event coming up! Plus, who wouldn’t want to earn skins by watching Overwatch Esports on our server?
But wait, there’s more! How about a Porsche Collab, a Space Ranger season, and even a new tank in the works? And don’t even get me started on the Map reworks – Havana, Circuit, Numbani, Dorado, oh my!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 10 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Mines Excavated: | 2041 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 18 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
Join us and witness the epic saga of how white boys went from having Asian-sized dicks to becoming the masters of the cock-hierarchy. We’ve got buck-broke nigresses, crazy adventures, and more surprises than you can shake a stick at.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest Minecraft journey of your life. Who knew digging blocks could lead to such epic dick tales?
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
| Villages Defended: | 11 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly found their soulmate. They built a pixelated castle together and lived happily ever after, all thanks to our magical server. If it’s love, it’s love, and nobody has the right to get in the way of that!
But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever lay eyes on. From rainbow unicorns to flying pigs, you’ll never know what kind of wacky adventure awaits you around every corner.
So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life. Who knows, you might just find your true love or ride a flying pig into the sunset. The possibilities are endless!
| Players: | 92/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 21 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
| Players: | 97/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 26 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 210 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of Viking warriors who will guide you on your quest to enter Valhalla. But be warned, only the bravest and most skilled players will be deemed worthy to enter the halls of the gods.
Once you’re in Valhalla, you’ll have access to exclusive loot chests filled with enchanted weapons and armor, as well as a never-ending supply of mead and roasted boar. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Odin himself riding his majestic eight-legged horse, Sleipnir.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start your journey to Valhalla today! Just be sure to bring your A-game, because the gods don’t take kindly to weaklings.
| Players: | 105/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 2994 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 14 | Magic Crystals Found: | 7 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 51 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Join us for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and even participate in epic dance-offs with creepers! Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can show off your best dance moves with other players. And if you’re lucky, you might even find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden deep within our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!
| Players: | 108/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 | Dimension Hops: | 12 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare mob that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. Just imagine the bling bling you’ll have with all those diamonds!
And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our custom-built amusement park, where you can ride roller coasters made entirely out of TNT! It’s a blast – literally!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life!
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 5764 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 2 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 25 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
