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EvictionCraft: Where even creepers have better housing options than me

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Are you tired of getting evicted in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream home without the fear of getting kicked out! Plus, we have a strict “no snitching” policy, so you can rest assured that no one will report your epic builds. Join now and say goodbye to homelessness in the virtual world!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Crafty Sissy Sluts: Ask Us Anything!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is run by a high and horny sissy slut who is ready to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and kinky surprises around every corner.

Our sissy slut admin will answer any and all questions you have, whether it’s about Minecraft tips or their favorite lingerie. Plus, they’ll even host special events like “Strip Mining Saturdays” where players can mine for diamonds while stripping down to their undies.

So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join our crazy, kinky world? Come on in and let the fun begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Zombie Dances:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Buildings Constructed:	43
Meteorites Collected:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6692

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Blocky Shenanigans: ‘it really do be like that’ Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t hit the mark? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server if you want to ride on rainbow-colored pigs that fart out diamonds while being chased by a horde of angry chickens wearing top hats. Trust us, it really do be like that on our server.

But wait, there’s more! How about participating in a massive watermelon eating contest where the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots out fireworks from its nostrils? Yeah, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures out of nothing but grass and dirt? It’s true, we swear!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. It really do be like that!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Magic Items Found:	2628
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Blocky Beauties: Suisei’s Sexy Minecraft Adventures

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the real action is at! Join us and you’ll have the chance to witness Suisei from Hololive transform into the ultimate sex symbol of the virtual world! Watch as she builds pixelated hearts with her bare hands and seduces creepers with her enchanting voice. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wild and wacky adventure – join our server now!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Forever Alone Craft: Where weekends are meant for gaming, not socializing!

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Are you tired of spending your weekends all alone, staring at your screen and wishing for some excitement? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride of epic adventures, crazy challenges, and non-stop fun!

Imagine this: you’re wandering through our virtual world, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep come charging at you, demanding to be sheared for their fabulous wool. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with dancing skeletons who challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win rare loot. And let’s not forget about the legendary bacon tree, where pigs fly and bacon grows in abundance!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous Cactus King, who rules over a kingdom of prickly plants and challenges players to navigate his treacherous maze of spikey traps. And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the elusive Diamond Chicken, who lays eggs made of pure diamond and grants wishes to those who can catch it.

So why waste another weekend playing alone when you could be joining us for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? The bacon tree is calling your name!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Gods Slained:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Potions Brewed:	150

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

MadLadCraft: Where the craziness never ends!

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a mad lad decided to build a giant roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds. And guess what? Isreal loved it so much that they declared their undying love for America! True story, bro.

But that’s not all! On this server, you can ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes, build a castle made of cake, and even have dance parties with creepers (just make sure they don’t explode). Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing all day long.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Star Shards Collected:	138
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

SuicidalCraft: Where winning means dying!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build and survive? Well, look no further because on our server, the only way to win is by killing yourself! That’s right, suicide is the key to victory on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be competing against other players to see who can off themselves the fastest, but there are also crazy challenges and obstacles that will make you want to throw yourself off a cliff just to see what happens next.

Join now and experience the thrill of trying to outdo your fellow players in the ultimate game of life and death. Just remember, the only way to win is to lose… yourself.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Dragon Scales Harvested:	316
Astral Projections Made:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

OverstayingCraft: Where even the creepers are starting to think it’s time to move on

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Tired of boring old Minecraft servers that feel like they’ve been around since the dinosaurs roamed the earth? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up like a creeper in a TNT factory!

Join our server for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and your sanity. We’ve got pigs that can fly, chickens that can breakdance, and cows that can do the Macarena. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see our dancing sheep disco party!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and poops out enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Ender Dragon that moonlights as a stand-up comedian.

So why does it feel like our server is overstaying its welcome? Because once you join, you’ll never want to leave! Come for the chaos, stay for the laughs, and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Crafty Tax Collectors: ‘te voy a taxar’ Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play like a normal person? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem where anything goes!

Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have taken over the virtual world and will stop at nothing to make your gaming experience as weird and wacky as possible. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. Feel like building a giant toilet as your house? Go for it. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas’ sanity).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. Plus, every Monday is “Dress Like a Potato” day, where the best spud-themed outfit wins a prize (potato not included).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to be amazed, confused, and possibly a little bit traumatized. Remember, on this server, the only rule is to have fun (and maybe watch out for those llamas).

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	8843	Alien Abductions:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Endless Night Skies:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

MermaidMayhem Minecraft Server: Dive into a sea of laughs and adventure!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Imagine a world where mermaids roam the waters, ready to lure unsuspecting players into their underwater lairs. But don’t worry, you can also become a mermaid and join in on the fun!

Join our server for a chance to face your fears of water and beautiful women all at once. Explore underwater caves filled with treasure and danger, and maybe even find love with a mermaid (or merman, we don’t discriminate).

So why wait? Dive into our server today and experience the thrill of a horror game like no other. Just remember to bring your water wings and a sense of humor!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Villages Defended:	14	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Crops Grown:	9380
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

HouthisCraft: Where even the creepers know who’s boss!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a stampede of llamas? Look no further, because on our server, even the creepers are afraid to explode! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a little bit of chaos (in a good way, of course).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our community is so diverse that even the zombies are learning new languages. Plus, our players are so skilled at PvP that they once defeated the Ender Dragon using only wooden swords.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on our server, the only limit is your imagination. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it. Want to create a roller coaster that goes through the Nether? Why not? The possibilities are endless, just like the number of times our players have accidentally fallen into lava.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and see why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the villagers). Who knows, you might even spot a houthis riding a llama while singing “Baby Shark” in Swahili. It’s all in a day’s work on our server!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Secret Passages Found:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

LaggyCraft2077 – Where glitches are features and creepers wear neon cyberpunk outfits

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than our server, where we’ve taken inspiration from the cyberpunk world of “Johnny Got His Gun” and turned it into a virtual playground of chaos and mayhem!

Join us for the ultimate character builder update 2.0, where you can create the most insane and outrageous characters you can imagine. Want to be a half-cybernetic, half-mutant, half-unicorn? Go for it! The possibilities are endless.

Watch our official launch trailer, “Phantom Liberty,” where you’ll see just how wild and crazy our server can get. And don’t forget to check out our exclusive items from Twitch, Amazon, Gwent, The Witcher, and Gog – because who doesn’t want a cybernetic sword that shoots lasers?

Need some extra help? We’ve got console commands for items, clothes, weapons, leveling, money, and more. And if you’re feeling adventurous, check out our recommended mods for even more insanity.

Join our back alley mods and modding Discord for all the latest updates and community content. And don’t miss our braindance catalogue, where you can experience mind-bending adventures like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

BlockyBeauty: The Ultimate ‘Heightmaxxing’ Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a short manlet in the Minecraft world? Do you dream of towering over your enemies and impressing all the ladies with your height? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your height insecurities!

Join our server and experience the power of being over 6 feet tall in the virtual world. With our special potions and power-ups, you can grow taller than ever before and dominate the competition. No more feeling like a tiny deformed freak, now you can stand tall and proud!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with blonde NPCs just waiting for a tall, handsome player like you to sweep them off their feet. Literally! With our 5-inch leg lengthening surgery option, you’ll be strutting around like a giant among men, attracting all the white girlfriends your heart desires.

So why wait? Join our server now and start living your tall dreams today. Who needs real-life leg lengthening surgery when you can just play Minecraft instead? Don’t be a manlet, be a Minecraft giant!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Ores Mined:	2355
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Blocky Love Connection: Date a Creeper Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us and witness Mukuro, the ultimate tomboy, as she takes on the world of Minecraft like a boss. From building epic structures to battling mobs with her bare hands, there’s never a dull moment when Mukuro is around. So come on and join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Crafty Crew Corner

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will have you questioning reality itself!

Join our server and experience the ultimate challenge of choosing between left or right. Will you choose wisely and find the hidden treasure, or will you fall into a pit of lava and lose everything? The choice is yours, but be warned, the consequences are hilarious!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken that rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet pig that can fly.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, always choose left. Or is it right? Oh, who cares, just come join the fun!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Crops Grown:	4359	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1