Griefer server!
| Players: | 92/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 11 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Farms Harvested: | 764 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Join our server and experience the madness of a world where pigs ride on creepers and chickens wear diamond armor. Our server is run by a team of deranged developers who have no idea what they’re doing, but somehow manage to create the most entertaining and unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever experienced.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of eccentric manga artists who are constantly creating new storylines and characters for you to interact with. You never know what crazy plot twist or outrageous character design they’ll come up with next!
So why wait? Join our server today and see for yourself why we’re the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server out there. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!
| Players: | 110/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Orbs of Power Found: | 6 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Herobrine Sightings: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pigs, flying llamas, and a secret underground dance party with creepers (they’ve got some killer moves, trust us). Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon has been spotted wearing a tutu and singing show tunes.
But that’s not all! Want to ride a giant chicken into battle? Done. How about building a roller coaster that goes straight through a volcano? Easy peasy. And if you ever get bored, just hop on a magic carpet and explore the mystical lands of our server.
So why wait? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned, you may never want to leave once you’ve seen the madness that awaits you.
| Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 9 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 47 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 58 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and flying pigs. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground club where all the mobs go to party, and let’s just say things can get pretty wild down there. You might even catch a glimpse of a zombie doing the moonwalk or a skeleton breakdancing.
So why waste your time on those basic servers when you can join us for a non-stop party of chaos and mayhem? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s go make some memories that will leave you saying, “kurva anyátok” in the best way possible!
| Players: | 101/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 37 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and dance parties with the Ender Dragon. Plus, our server is so advanced that it accidentally achieved world peace once. Yeah, you read that right.
So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean ANYTHING.
| Players: | 101/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Towns Built: | 7 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Join us for nonstop porn posting on our board because who needs diamonds when you can have NSFW content at your fingertips? Our community is full of adventurous players who aren’t afraid to push the boundaries of what’s allowed in Minecraft.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground dungeon where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. Rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.
So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft experience to the next level, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to keep your pickaxe handy at all times!
| Players: | 109/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 8 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 60 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that roams the land spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes. If you join our server, you might just catch a glimpse of this mythical beast and bask in its magical presence.
And if you’re feeling a bit peckish, don’t worry! Our server is filled with edible blocks that taste like your favorite foods. Want to chow down on a block of pizza or munch on a block of ice cream? It’s all possible on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Who knows, you might just find yourself living out your wildest dreams as a cute pale girl in a land of unicorns and delicious blocks.
| Players: | 97/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 9 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
Join us for wild adventures where Drew Carey rides a pig into battle against a horde of creepers, while the BBC Babecock team builds a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of diamonds.
But that’s not all! We have exclusive mini-games like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Sheep Jousting with Llamas” that will have you laughing until you cry.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even catch Drew Carey and the BBC Babecock team having a dance-off in the town square. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server around!
| Players: | 101/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 186 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 27 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Our alliance is made up of the most clueless players you’ll ever meet, but hey, at least we’re entertaining! Whether we’re accidentally blowing up our own bases or getting lost in the wilderness for hours on end, you can always count on us to provide some laughs.
So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a group of players who are so hilariously unprepared for the end of the world? Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to lead us to victory in this virtual war. Or, you know, just end up accidentally setting off a TNT trap and blowing us all to smithereens. Either way, it’s bound to be a wild ride!
| Players: | 92/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 105 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 18 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
| Players: | 97/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Once upon a time, in a land filled with creepers and zombies, there was a Minecraft server like no other. This server was home to the rarest and most powerful Pokemon in all the land. Yes, you heard that right – Pokemon in Minecraft! But these weren’t your ordinary Pokemon, oh no. These Pokemon were trained in the art of mining and crafting, ready to help you conquer the world.
But that’s not all! Our server also has the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Imagine facing off against a Charizard while riding a diamond-clad pig into battle. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.
So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could join us and experience the magic of Pokemon in Minecraft? Don’t be a Squirtle, be a Charizard and join us today!
| Players: | 103/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Runes Activated: | 8 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 20 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 43 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 10 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 17 |
| Towns Built: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Forget about dating apps and awkward blind dates, on our server, you can find your one true love while fighting off creepers and exploring endless worlds together. Who needs a romantic sunset when you can watch the sun rise over your virtual kingdom every day?
So why wait for love to find you when you can find it on our Minecraft server? Join now and start your pixelated love story today!
| Players: | 106/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 25 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1611 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 40 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 40 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 93 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a giant diamond mine, guarded by a pack of enchanted wolves wearing top hats. And if you manage to find the legendary golden carrot hidden deep within the pixelated jungle, you’ll unlock unlimited power and become the ruler of the server.
So why waste your time on those basic servers when you could be part of our wacky and whimsical world? Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 110/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within days, they became the richest player in all of Minecraft. How, you ask? By mastering our virtual economy and making virtual deals that would make even the real-life Wall Street jealous.
But that’s not all! Our server is also a cultural hub, where players can showcase their virtual art, music, and dance skills. Who knows, maybe you’ll become the virtual Picasso of our server!
And let’s not forget about the political field. Join one of our virtual political parties and campaign your way to becoming the virtual president of our server. Make virtual laws, declare virtual wars, the possibilities are endless!
So come on, join our Minecraft server and be a part of the virtual American dominance of the 21st century. The future looks bright for our virtual United States of Minecraft!
| Players: | 94/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 25 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 42 |
| Runes Activated: | 4 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by the villagers every Saturday night.
So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server! Just be prepared for the unexpected… and maybe bring some extra armor just in case those pickaxe-wielding chickens come back for round two.
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Crops Grown: | 7642 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
