Griefer server!
| Players: | 99/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 41 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 6 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 19 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
1. Our server is so amazing that it will make you forget about all those other games that didn’t quite make the cut for you. Once you join, you won’t be able to tear yourself away!
2. We have the most epic builds and crazy adventures that will blow your mind. From towering castles to underwater cities, our server has it all.
3. Our community is the best around, full of hilarious and friendly players who will keep you laughing all day long. You’ll never want to leave once you start chatting with our wacky crew.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the Minecraft world like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 104/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 18 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 282 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
Picture this: you log onto our server and are immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These pigs are here to party and they want you to join in on the fun! But be careful, they may challenge you to a dance-off for some epic loot.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a game of tic-tac-toe, you will be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots lasers. Yes, you heard me right, LASER SWORDS.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you there!
| Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
But wait, there’s more! Our server has such high standards that even /a/ has fallen in love with it. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining our server will unlock hidden powers within you that you never knew existed. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about gaming.
| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
| Players: | 105/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 35 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 48 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
Join us and escape to a world where the only explosions you’ll hear are from creepers blowing up your house (but don’t worry, we have grief protection)! Our server is so peaceful that even J.Lo’s love life drama can’t touch us. Plus, our community is so tight-knit that we’ll have your back during any zombie apocalypse that may come our way.
So come on, leave the worries of the real world behind and join our server for some epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a whole lot of fun! Who needs WWIII when you can have a blast with us in Minecraft?
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 641 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 116 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
Join us as we embark on a quest to uncover the mysteries of Devil Fruits that have baffled players for years. Is it possible that Devil Fruits were actually created by ancient aliens who visited Minecraft world? Or maybe they were a gift from a magical unicorn who wanted to spice up the gameplay?
Whatever your theory may be, come join us on our server and let’s put an end to this debate once and for all. Who knows, you might even uncover the ultimate Devil Fruit that will give you superpowers beyond your wildest dreams. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the adventure begin!
| Players: | 105/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 | Dimension Hops: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9774 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 12 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.
| Players: | 105/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 29 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
Once upon a time, there was a magical land where pigs could fly and diamonds grew on trees. This land was known as Whorenene, where the sun always shines and the creepers dance to dubstep. Join our server and you too can experience the wonders of Whorenene!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you will be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots laser beams!
So what are you waiting for? Join Whorenene today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for those flying pigs… they tend to drop anvils on unsuspecting players.
| Players: | 102/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground roller coaster that leads to a treasure trove of enchanted golden apples. But be warned, our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!
If you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive sheep), then come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring a spare pair of diamond armor, because things are about to get epic!
| Players: | 106/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 30 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 52 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
| Players: | 95/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 18 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 307 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 10 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 16 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Picture this: a land where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a block party. Our server is so crazy that even the chickens do the cha-cha-cha!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Fakey McFakeface, the one with glasses so thick he can see through walls (literally). Rumor has it that he once tamed a herd of wild llamas using only a stack of enchanted carrots and a disco ball.
So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT, battle a horde of zombie villagers in a game of Minecraft bingo, and participate in a llama fashion show judged by none other than Fakey McFakeface himself?
Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course). Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).
| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 24 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
We may be in the middle of nowhere, but that just means we have plenty of space to build epic structures and unleash your creativity. Plus, with 6-7 months of winter every year, you’ll have plenty of time to hone your mining and crafting skills.
So say goodbye to being stuck inside all day and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft master!
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 45 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 81 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 42 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
Join us as we embark on epic quests to defeat the evil forces of amorality and nihilism, using the power of creativity and teamwork to spread goodness throughout the virtual world.
But beware, for lurking in the shadows are the minions of darkness, ready to tempt you with their wicked ways. Will you resist their temptations and stay true to your virtuous path? Only time will tell on our server!
So come on, join us and be a part of a community that is dedicated to upholding the values of righteousness and goodness in the world of Minecraft. Let’s show those video games that we can have fun while also being morally upright!
| Players: | 98/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
