Griefer server!
| Players: | 105/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 20 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 16 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
| Players: | 92/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 | Magic Items Found: | 7555 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
| Players: | 106/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 11 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, and build your very own castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored blocks. And that’s just the beginning!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground city populated by talking llamas who will trade you rare items in exchange for your best dance moves. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.
So why waste your time on those boring, run-of-the-mill servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most WTF-inducing Minecraft adventure of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare to have your mind blown!
| Players: | 99/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 53 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 81 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
| Players: | 101/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
| Crops Grown: | 6205 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 41 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 34 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2287 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 14 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
On our server, we have a secret potion that makes you immortal, so no need to worry about dying anymore! You can build your dream castle without fear of it crumbling to dust. And if you ever feel overwhelmed, just hop on our flying pig mount and soar above the clouds while pondering life’s deepest questions.
So why waste time stressing about the future when you can join our wacky Minecraft server and live in the moment? Who needs perfection when you can have a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Join us now and let your worries melt away in a sea of pixelated fun!
| Players: | 109/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 653 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 30 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 20 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 22 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to mystical creatures like rainbow-colored llamas and talking parrots who will guide you through epic quests and challenges. And rumor has it, there’s a secret hidden treasure guarded by a giant diamond-encrusted elephant somewhere in the depths of our server.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a unicorn riding a dragon while sipping on a cup of chai. The possibilities are endless on our server – so join today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 102/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 48 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
Join our server for the chance to listen to bangin’ soundtracks like the one in the link we provided. It will make you want to dance like a creeper on a hot summer day. So come on in and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a sequel when you can have all the chaos and fun right here? Just watch out for those exploding pigs – they’re a real blast!
| Players: | 102/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 229 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 18 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Join us and show off your creativity by building outrageous structures, battling against enemies, and unleashing your inner chaos.
Who needs a reason to support colonization when you can just do it for the lolz? Plus, our players are so ugly, stupid, and uncreative that you’ll fit right in!
So come on, join us and let’s create some Minecraft mayhem together! Just remember, it’s all in good fun…or is it? 😉
| Players: | 100/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 |
| Magic Items Found: | 7114 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Join us for epic twerking competitions, where the winner gets a diamond block trophy to display their glorious glutes. We also have special events like the “Jiggle Olympics” where players compete in challenges like the Booty Bounce and the Squat Sprint.
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Butt Mountain, where players can mine for rare resources like Buttanium and Booty Ore. Rumor has it that if you reach the summit, you’ll be granted the power of the Twerk God.
So come on down to our server and let your booty shine bright like a diamond. Remember, on this server, men should be proud of their fat asses!
| Players: | 98/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1818 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
Join us for a wild ride where you can let your inner bigot shine! We have exclusive skins that let you play as your favorite racist historical figure, like Adolf Hitler or Christopher Columbus. Plus, our chat filter is disabled so you can spew all the hate speech you want without getting banned.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Tower,” where players compete to see who can build the most offensive structure possible. From swastikas to burning crosses, the possibilities are endless!
So why wait? Join our server today and let your racism run wild! Just remember, if you’re not racist, you’re not welcome here.
| Players: | 110/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 12 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget as a prize! Or how about participating in our annual lava surfing competition, where the last player standing wins a golden pickaxe that can mine anything in one hit!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off! And don’t forget about our secret underground disco party, where you can boogie down with creepers and skeletons all night long!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures in Minecraft history! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, you should probably stay away).
| Players: | 108/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Zombie Dances: | 5 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
Join us as you embark on a journey through different zones with their own funky music, all while interacting with random objects in your room and taking naps.
But beware, the people who play this game are hilariously pretentious, claiming you just wouldn’t understand the deep meaning behind wandering around and listening to music.
So come on, install the game (even if it’s a pain in the ass) and get ready for a wild ride of absurdity and nonsensical fun! Who needs a plot when you have ambient music YouTube videos to inspire you?
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 24 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 13 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 123 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are scared to blow up because they know they can’t compete with the madness that goes down here. From epic battles with giant spiders to building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So why wait? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary player to survive a zombie apocalypse while riding a pig into battle. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us today!
| Players: | 99/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 43 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 15 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
