> Retards Really Selling Before Trump Takes Minecraft SMP

economic indicators, Economy, financial news, Financial Planning, fiscal policy, Government, INAUGURATION, Investments, market trends, Minecraft, money management, Normalfags, office, Politics, retards, retirement savings, SELLING, smp, stock market, TAKES, tax returns, trump, wealth building

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2634
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Villages Defended:	13
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Emeralds Found:	5496	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102	Love Letters Sent:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Void Gems Collected:	17
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring, normal Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server where the players are so ahead of the game that they’re already selling their virtual items before Trump even takes office? Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the economy is as unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline!

Our server is filled with crazy characters who are always up to some shenanigans. Rumor has it that one player built a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, while another player has a secret underground base filled with nothing but pink sheep. Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter when you join us!

But the real reason you should join our Minecraft SMP is because our players are so dedicated that they’re already planning their in-game financial strategies based on when the normalfags get their tax returns. That’s right, we take Minecraft economics to a whole new level!

So come join us and see what kind of insanity awaits you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, anything can happen!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6748
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Crops Grown:	1524
Votes:	4194	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	22	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	269
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4406
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4346
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	191	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5696
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Votes:	3875
Astral Projections Made:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4605
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Farms Harvested:	132

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9595
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Void Armor Forged:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	68	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Alien Abductions:	4

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8390
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Buildings Constructed:	41
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3428
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Players Killed by Monsters:	5045	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Love Letters Sent:	6

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6143
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	150
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Enchantments Applied:	53	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3616
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Mines Excavated:	2009	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Farms Harvested:	597	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer

bitterness, bonus room, car repairs, car work, Carpet, Carpet cleaning, Communication Issues, Divorce, family dynamics, financial disagreements, flooring, holiday stress, living together, LVP, mother-in-law, MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer, Rent, resolving conflicts, toddler playroom, wear and tear

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1074
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3957	Emeralds Found:	4280
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law’s divorce proceedings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, misunderstandings, and unexpected costs!

Just like how your mother-in-law moved into your house unexpectedly, you never know who might pop up in your virtual world. Will it be a long-lost cousin looking for a place to crash or a neighbor’s pet llama causing chaos in your pixelated paradise? The possibilities are endless!

And just like how you had to negotiate carpet payments with your mother-in-law, get ready to haggle and bargain with other players on our server. Who knew virtual flooring could cause so much drama?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than family holiday gatherings, join our server now! Just remember, sometimes the creepers aren’t the only ones causing explosions.

CreeperSquadCraft

amicable breakup, Blocking, brothers girlfriend, CreeperSquadCraft, ex boyfriend, family, family vacation plans, free stay, friend’s family vacation, Harassment, Interference, misunderstandings, nasty messages, punishment, relationship, RESERVATION, Ruining, ski trip, social media, upsetting situation., vacation property

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	586
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Towns Built:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	15

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than dealing with your ex’s crazy girlfriend? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no toxic relationships.

Our server is so drama-free, even the creepers are on their best behavior. No need to worry about getting bombarded with nasty messages from someone’s jealous girlfriend here. We’re all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any unnecessary drama.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs exes and their crazy significant others when you can be crafting epic builds and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies? See you in the game!

CancelledCraft: Unforgivable Shows

beloved show, BETRAYAL, bring back, cancelled too soon, CancelledCraft, devastated, Disappointed, emotional, fan favorite, favorite show, forever mourned, Heartache, heartbroken, let down, Missed, never forgive, show cancellation, shows, tv show, unforgettable, unforgivable, unjust, Upset

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	279
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Magic Items Found:	5828	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	122
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Are you still crying over your favorite show getting cancelled? Well, wipe those tears away and come join our Minecraft server! We promise to never cancel anything, not even our daily llama parades and underwater dance parties. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have a knack for building epic structures out of blocks. So if you want to be part of a server where llamas rule and show cancellations are a thing of the past, then join us now!

ChadCraft: Presidential Mayhem

Africa, Armed Forces, Capital, Chad, Chad capital, Chad military, Chad presidency, Chad’s capital, chadcraft, Conflict, Crisis, Government, gunfire, gunfire heard, MAYHEM, military presence, military vehicles, political instability, Presidency, PRESIDENTIAL, SECURITY, Unrest, violence

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5788
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	491	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Alien Abductions:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Yo, dis server be poppin’ off like gunfire near da presidency of Chad’s capital! We got military vehicles rollin’ around and causin’ chaos, just like in a action movie! Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of dodgin’ bullets while buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off mobs like a true warrior. Plus, rumor has it that the president himself plays on our server and drops rare loot for those brave enough to challenge him. So come on and join the madness, you won’t regret it!