RetainerCraft

orthodontic appliances, dental maintenance, oral health, orthodontic work, orthodontic treatment

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of having straight teeth? Do you miss the feeling of braces cutting up the inside of your mouth? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us and experience the joy of having your orthodontic work undone because you forgot to wear your retainer! Who needs a perfect smile anyway when you can have wonky teeth in the virtual world? Plus, our community is full of fellow dental delinquents who will support you every step of the way. So come on, join us and say goodbye to straight teeth forever!

HabitCraft SMP: New Year, New Habits!

daily routine, unexpected habit, new habit, SELF AWARENESS, habit building

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I joined this year. It’s like, the craziest server ever, man. Like, one time, we had a whole event where we had to ride pigs off a cliff and whoever’s pig survived the fall won a diamond block. It was wild, bro.

And get this, there’s this one dude on the server who built a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses. Like, why? I have no idea, but it’s hilarious. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in pig noises. Like, oink oink, bro. It’s so random and I love it.

But the best part is the admin of the server. He’s like a wizard or something, man. He can summon lightning storms and turn all the sheep into llamas. It’s insane, bro. You gotta join this server, man. It’s a total trip.

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MinecraftManiaTV

must watch, Top Picks, Characters, MinecraftManiaTV, storytelling

Imagine a Minecraft server that is like the ultimate crossover episode of all your favorite TV shows! It’s like if Game of Thrones, Friends, and Spongebob Squarepants all had a baby and that baby was a Minecraft server.

Join this server and you’ll be battling dragons with Ross and Rachel, building epic castles with Jon Snow, and hunting for buried treasure with Spongebob and Patrick.

But wait, there’s more! The server is also haunted by the ghost of Walter White, who will trade you diamonds for blue meth. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that takes you to a dimension where all the characters from The Office are having a dance party.

So why join this Minecraft server? Because where else can you live out your wildest TV show fantasies while also mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? It’s the most epic crossover event since the Avengers teamed up with the Guardians of the Galaxy. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

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RussianBoom Minecraft Server

consulate explosion, bomb blast, consulate bombing, consulate incident, Minecraft

Yo, imagine this: You spawn into our cray cray Minecraft server and BOOM, you’re greeted with explosions like at the Russian consulate in France! But don’t worry, it’s just part of the fun, we promise! Join us for a blast (literally) as you navigate through our wild world filled with surprises at every turn. Who needs boring old servers when you can have explosions and chaos at every corner? Come join the madness today!

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ZelenskyCraft: No Deals on Resources!

leadership stance, public outcry, economic burden, environmental stewardship, future generations

so like, u kno how ukraine has like, natural resources and stuff? well this server is like, the opposite of that. we got all the resources u could ever want, and u don’t even gotta pay for it!

join our server and be like zelensky, but without all the political drama. u can sign deals and stuff, but they won’t cost u 10 generations of ur family’s wealth.

come join us and be the ruler of ur own minecraft world, where u can mine all the diamonds u want without worrying about the economy crashing. it’s like a utopia, but with creepers and stuff.

so come on down and join our server, where the only thing u gotta worry about is how many diamonds u can fit in ur inventory. trust us, it’s way better than signing natural resource deals that will haunt u for generations to come.

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Minimum Wage Congress

elected officials, Wage, economic policy, public servants, political reform

so, like, have you ever wanted to see congress and public officials struggle like the rest of us plebs? well, now you can on our minecraft server! watch as they mine for diamonds and fight off creepers all while earning minimum wage. it’s like a reality show but in blocky pixel form. join now for a front row seat to the chaos and hilarity! who needs netflix when you have this server, amirite?

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RetainerCraft

HabitCraft SMP: New Year, New Habits!

MinecraftManiaTV

RussianBoom Minecraft Server

ZelenskyCraft: No Deals on Resources!

Minimum Wage Congress