RetainerCraft

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HabitCraft SMP: New Year, New Habits!
Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I joined this year. It’s like, the craziest server ever, man. Like, one time, we had a whole event where we had to ride pigs off a cliff and whoever’s pig survived the fall won a diamond block. It was wild, bro.And get this, there’s this one dude on the server who built a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses. Like, why? I have no idea, but it’s hilarious. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in pig noises. Like, oink oink, bro. It’s so random and I love it.
But the best part is the admin of the server. He’s like a wizard or something, man. He can summon lightning storms and turn all the sheep into llamas. It’s insane, bro. You gotta join this server, man. It’s a total trip.
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MinecraftManiaTV
Imagine a Minecraft server that is like the ultimate crossover episode of all your favorite TV shows! It’s like if Game of Thrones, Friends, and Spongebob Squarepants all had a baby and that baby was a Minecraft server.Join this server and you’ll be battling dragons with Ross and Rachel, building epic castles with Jon Snow, and hunting for buried treasure with Spongebob and Patrick.
But wait, there’s more! The server is also haunted by the ghost of Walter White, who will trade you diamonds for blue meth. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that takes you to a dimension where all the characters from The Office are having a dance party.
So why join this Minecraft server? Because where else can you live out your wildest TV show fantasies while also mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? It’s the most epic crossover event since the Avengers teamed up with the Guardians of the Galaxy. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now!
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RussianBoom Minecraft Server
Yo, imagine this: You spawn into our cray cray Minecraft server and BOOM, you’re greeted with explosions like at the Russian consulate in France! But don’t worry, it’s just part of the fun, we promise! Join us for a blast (literally) as you navigate through our wild world filled with surprises at every turn. Who needs boring old servers when you can have explosions and chaos at every corner? Come join the madness today! -
ZelenskyCraft: No Deals on Resources!
so like, u kno how ukraine has like, natural resources and stuff? well this server is like, the opposite of that. we got all the resources u could ever want, and u don’t even gotta pay for it!join our server and be like zelensky, but without all the political drama. u can sign deals and stuff, but they won’t cost u 10 generations of ur family’s wealth.
come join us and be the ruler of ur own minecraft world, where u can mine all the diamonds u want without worrying about the economy crashing. it’s like a utopia, but with creepers and stuff.
so come on down and join our server, where the only thing u gotta worry about is how many diamonds u can fit in ur inventory. trust us, it’s way better than signing natural resource deals that will haunt u for generations to come.