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Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 9902 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Alien Abductions: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 35 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 25 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 7 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2427 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the mystical diamond chicken, your wildest dreams will come true. Want to ride a rainbow unicorn into battle? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake? Easy peasy.
Oh, and did I mention that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where gravity is optional and chickens rule the world? So come on down and join the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get weird, baby!