Resuscitation Station | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6321
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Animals Bred:	77
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dimension Hops:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Yo, you ever seen a llama ride a pig? Well, come join our server and witness the epic llama-pig rodeo extravaganza! We got flying squids, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the mystical diamond chicken, your wildest dreams will come true. Want to ride a rainbow unicorn into battle? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake? Easy peasy.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where gravity is optional and chickens rule the world? So come on down and join the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get weird, baby!

Mad World’s Completion 1.21.2

1.21.2, Bender, completion, Dead IP, Finally Finished, finished game, Game Announcers, game review, game rumors, Graphic design, jake the dog, Kino, mad, mad world, MGR Revengence, New Game Ideas, no more heroes, offensive content, platinum games, Shutting Down, video games, violent games, voice acting, wii games, worlds

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1856
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3902
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Bro, have you ever played a game that’s so offensive it automatically becomes a masterpiece? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! It’s like playing a game that hasn’t aged a day, just like the graphics in Mad World.

Join us for some crazy fun that’s more violent than a game with Jake the Dog as an announcer shouting dirty things. It’s like Platinum’s second best game, right after MGR Revengence.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the madness of Mad World on our server. Rumor has it that Platinum might shut down, so this might be your last chance to be a part of this epic adventure. Imagine a new Mad World game on our server today – it would be totally awesome, bro!

UnlikableSteveMC SMP

arrogance, dishonesty, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of communication skills, lack of confidence, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of humor, lack of listening skills, lack of respect, lack of self-awareness, negative behavior, Negativity, personality traits, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, Social Skills, UnlikableSteveMC, unlikeable, untrustworthiness

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1721
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9903
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Votes:	374
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, if you’re not on it, then you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down every day. We’ve got, like, a secret underground club where we ride pigs and have dance parties with creepers. And, like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff.

But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Minecrap2024

2024.., Adversity, bad year, Challenges, Difficulties, disappointments, Failures, Frustrations, Hardships, Minecrap2024, misfortunes, negative experiences, Obstacles, regrets, setbacks, shitty year, Struggles, tough times, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4859
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Are you still traumatized from the Great Creeper Invasion of 2024? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best friends plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is). Say goodbye to the horrors of 2024 and hello to a new world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join us now and let’s make 2025 the best year ever!

CraftyBlockz

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyBlockz, crisis response, Diplomacy, eastern europe, food aid, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, kyiv, MIDDLE EAST, Partnership, Peacebuilding, solidarity, strategic ties, Support, Syria, Ukraine

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5756
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Farms Harvested:	827
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126	Love Letters Sent:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Gods Slained:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11

come join our minecraft server, it’s like syria and ukraine teaming up for a food fight! we promise more food aid shipments than kyiv could ever dream of. build your own strategic alliances and conquer the virtual world with your epic minecraft skills. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? join now for a wild ride that will leave you hungry for more!

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8184
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Chimeras Created:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Towns Built:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Blocky Boob Busters

blocky, boob, breast cancer, Busters, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, exodus, genetic factors, genetic testing, health advancements, hereditary cancer, immunotherapy, inherited, lab-made antibody, medical breakthrough, metastasis, oncology, personalized medicine, Prevention, spread, Targeted therapy, Treatment, tumor growth

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6181
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Emeralds Found:	2273
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

bionic, bionic reacts, bioniclmao, i built, I Built a 100% Invisible Base in Minecraft, i built minecraft, invisible base, invisible base minecraft, Minecraft, secret base minecraft, Server

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	151
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Alien Abductions:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

BionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8832
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Votes:	6301
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	11

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bewildering, BIZARRE, confounding, Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, irrationality, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nonsensical, NonsensicalMoose, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, SENSELESS, smp, unfathomable

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2285
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Farms Harvested:	129
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4657
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Dimension Hops:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Dragons Tamed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9703
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

5000 Ants SMP

ants, Discord Community Building Farming Cooking Vanilla Cozy Relaxing Gameplay Modpack New HermitCraft-esque 16+ LGBTQ+ Java Server SMP Whitelist Custom Welcoming, Modded, smp

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8987
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	5000 Ants
Description	A building and farming focused server
Features	Custom modpack, welcoming community, vanilla feel, cozy gameplay
Discord	https://discord.gg/SR9hB7Epgz

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server focused on?	Building and farming
What does the custom modpack focus on?	Farming, cooking, and building
Is the community welcoming?	Yes, very friendly!
Does the modpack maintain the vanilla feel of Minecraft?	Yes, it does
Who would enjoy playing on this server?	Anyone who loves cozy and relaxing gameplay

Leafy Lagoon 1.20.1

1.20.1, ABSENT, Distance, emotional, Heartache, lagoon, Leafy, longing, longing for you, love, Memories, miss you, miss you leafy, missing you, Nostalgia, pining, Reminiscing, sentimental, separation, thinking of you, wish you were here, yearning

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5707
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	494
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks, man.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate virtual reality where pigs fly and creepers do the Macarena.

Forget about boring old reality, come join us where the grass is made of Skittles and the trees are made of cotton candy.

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally punched a villager in the face.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination. And maybe some pesky Endermen stealing your blocks, but who cares, right? Let’s do this!

GameAddictMC SMP

console gaming, favorite games, GameAddictMC, Gaming, immersive gameplay, long hours of gaming, Mobile Gaming, Modern Gaming, most played, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, PC Gaming, retro gaming, single player games, smp, top video games, video game addiction, video game community, Video game culture, video game streaming, video game tournaments, video games

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8830
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind. Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest place ever. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can summon dragons to do his bidding. It’s insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. We have this annual tournament where we all have to fight each other with nothing but carrots as weapons. It’s hilarious, man. And the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?

So if you’re looking for a totally rad Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. It’s wild, bro.

CraftyPhoneLand

Communication, connectivity, convenience, CraftyPhoneLand, Daily Life, digital age, digital communication, digital dependency., Digital World, Entertainment, Lifestyle, mobile device, Modern Living, personal device, productivity, screen time, Smartphone, smartphone addiction, social media, tech-savvy, Technology

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9028
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Runes Activated:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Are you tired of your boring, mundane life where smartphones rule everything? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Our server is a smartphone-free zone where you can escape the clutches of technology and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated adventures.

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Phone Boss, who is trying to take over the virtual world with his army of app minions. Use your crafting skills to build epic structures and weapons to take down the Phone Boss once and for all.

But beware, the Phone Boss has some tricks up his sleeve, like sending annoying text messages and making your screen freeze at the worst possible moments. Can you and your fellow players band together to save the Minecraft world from the tyranny of smartphones?

So, if you’re ready to unplug and have a laugh-filled, smartphone-free experience, join our server today! Who needs a smartphone when you can have an axe made out of diamonds, am I right?