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SporeZombie Ants – Ireland Edition

ants, arachnids, Behavior, cave spiders, discovery, Edition, entomology, entomopathogenic fungi, fungal species, fungus, honour, infection, ireland, Mycology, newly discovered, Ophiocordyceps, Parasitism, sir david Attenborough, SporeZombie, zombie ants, zombies, zoology

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2026
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have zombie cave spiders infected with fungus that make them act like zombie ants! it’s like a real-life episode of planet earth, narrated by the legendary Sir David Attenborough himself! you won’t find this kind of crazy action on any other server, so hop on and start surviving in our wild and wacky world! who knows what other insane creatures and adventures you’ll encounter on our server – the possibilities are endless! join now and let the madness begin!

Crafted Cosmos 1.20.6

1.20.6, comma separated, Cosmos, crafted, Generate, is there, list, long tail tags, Problem, reddit, Reddit spacing, reddit user, Spacing, spacing problem, tags, Use, use reddit, use reddit spacing, User, why, why yes, yes

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5029
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies too!

You can build your own epic castle and rule over your own kingdom, like a boss! Plus, there are secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons to explore.

And get this, there’s a whole community of players who are as crazy as you are! You can team up with them to take down the Ender Dragon or just goof around and build giant statues of Steve.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

LastWillCraft SMP

absurd legacies, bizarre requests, comedic will, comical estate planning, death humor, eccentric estate planning, final wishes, funny last will, hilarious testament, humorous inheritance, LastWillCraft, laughable bequeaths, odd final instructions, offbeat last wishes, quirky bequests, silly testament, smp, strange bequests, unconventional inheritance, unusual bequeaths, wacky will, weird legacies

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6563
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Votes:	9628
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Farms Harvested:	608	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Void Armor Forged:	25

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a party in your computer but with blocks and stuff. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we only let in people who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. It’s totally worth it though because we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best jokes.

And get this, if you die in the game, you have to do a funny dance in real life as your “last will.” Like one time, this guy died and his last will was to have his pet pig inherit all his diamonds. It was hilarious, we all had a good laugh.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and have dance parties every night. It’s lit, fam.

CraftyKidLies

childhood beliefs, childhood innocence, childhood innocence shattered, childhood lies, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood tales, CraftyKidLies, discovering the truth, embarrassing moments, funny childhood stories, funny lies, funny stories, growing up, Innocence, learning the truth, misconceptions, misconceptions debunked, naive beliefs, realizing the truth

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2380
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Villages Defended:	13
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	132	Magical Moments Shared:	20

Remember when your parents told you that eating your vegetables would make you grow up big and strong? Well, on our Minecraft server, we promise that mining diamonds will make you grow wings and fly like a majestic dragon! Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, who now soars through the skies on a diamond-encrusted rocket ship.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle against a secret army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to defeat them and save the day. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be discovered by the chosen one.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and embark on the wildest, most fantastical adventures of your life. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wacky world of blocky fun!

VAllure Haven 1.21

#youtube, adult audio, adult content, asmr, Azura Dulait, discord server, fansly, Greentext Archive, Haven, Holodex, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, Mercy Modiste, Patreon, relationships, Shibi Cottonbum, Stronny Cuttles, VAllure, VAllure Friends, VOD Archive, Vtuber, vtuber corpo

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6624
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Dimension Hops:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4866
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion! We’ve got transparent head cutouts, fertility goddesses, feral polar bears, hex maniacs, dorky yanderes, demanding mistresses, and hypnotic cuttlefishes – all in one place! It’s like a virtual circus of insanity that you never knew you needed in your life! Plus, we have lewd audios, spicy content, and a Discord server where you can stalk… I mean, interact with the girls! And guess what? All the talents are in a relationship with me, so you know you’re in for a treat! Don’t miss out on this absolute clusterf*ck of a server – join now and dive into the madness!

BabyBlockBungle

baby, BabyBlockBungle, Chef, Communication, Contraception, Decision making, depression, Homeless, income, medical reasons, neonatal death, nurse practitioner, OVULATION, partner changed his mind, Pregnancy, relationship, Stillborn, Termination, TFMR, unprotected sex

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1664
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Dragon Eggs Found:	3632

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and unexpected twists!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a “Baby Drama” event where players can experience the thrill of unexpected pregnancies and relationship drama just like in the story above. Will you choose to keep the baby or make a tough decision like the characters in the story?

But that’s not all! We also have a “Partner Problems” mini-game where players can navigate through complicated relationship issues, just like our characters. Will you choose love or self-preservation? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, we have a “Homeless with Kids” challenge where players must survive and thrive with limited resources, just like the character facing homelessness with a 6-year-old and a baby on the way. Can you make it work?

So come join our server for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and unexpected twists! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!

anxiety, AnxietyCraft, breathing exercises, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping strategies, Exercise, healthy lifestyle, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Mining, positive affirmations, Professional help, relaxation techniques, seeking help, self-care, smp, social support, Stress Management, support system, Therapy

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1247
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Crops Grown:	3532	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

OMG, like, if you’re feeling anxious, you should totally join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most lit server ever, with like, diamonds raining from the sky and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. Trust me, once you join, all your anxiety will like, disappear into the pixelated sunset. Plus, we have this secret therapy llama that gives the best advice ever. Like, one time I was freaking out about a creeper blowing up my house, and the llama was all like, “Dude, just build a new one, it’s no biggie.” And I was like, “Wow, llama, you’re a genius!” So yeah, if you wanna cure your anxiety and have a blast, join our Minecraft SMP ASAP!

SinCraft: Reddit Edition

Community, Deadly Sins, discussion, Edition, envy, gluttony, Greed, introspection, Life, Lust, people, Personal, pride, reddit, Reflection, Shaping, Sin, SinCraft, sloth, temptation, Wrath

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2897
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Towns Built:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Void Gems Collected:	11

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most sinful way possible!

Join our server and let your favorite deadly sin shape your gameplay experience. Are you a glutton for adventure? Then feast on our endless world of exploration and discovery. Feeling a bit wrathful? Take out your frustrations on unsuspecting mobs and other players in epic battles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the most sinful players can hope to tame it. Will you be the one to claim this majestic beast as your own?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Indulge in your favorite sin and join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server. 😉

Leash-Carrying Doggos Server

Animal Behavior, capability, competence, demonstration, dog, DOGGOS, INDEPENDENCE, intelligence, leash, leash training, LeashCarrying, obedience, pet behavior, pet care, pet independence, pet ownership, pet ownership skills, pet training, RESPONSIBILITY, self-sufficiency, Server, Skills, Training

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6862
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	2750
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	191

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, where else u gonna see a dog walkin around holdin its own leash, bro? like, that’s some next level shiz right there.

But wait, there’s more! We got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and chickens playin chess. It’s a whole zoo up in dis server, man.

And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. It’s lit, fam.

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility. But who cares, right? Let’s get weird, baby!

Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief

clinical setting, Effectiveness, Healthcare, ketamine, liquid ketamine, Medical, medication, mental health, Oasis, pharmaceuticals, post-traumatic stress disorder, Psychiatry, ptsd, Relief, research, side effects, study, Symptoms, Therapy, Trauma, Treatment

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	952
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	168
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT KETAMINE! YO, U WANNA REDUCE STRESS? WE GOT U COVERED, BRUH! JUST HOP ON DIS SERVER AND GET UR DOSE OF LIQUID KETAMINE, NO SIDE EFFECTS, JUS FUN TIMES AND BLOCK BUILDING! WHO NEEDS THERAPY WHEN U CAN HAVE KETAMINE IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET LIT IN THE BLOCKY WORLD, YEEHAW!

R9k Community Craft 1.20.1

1.20.1, belonging, camaraderie, collaboration, Community, Community Building, community feel, Connection, Craft, friendship, group dynamics, Inclusivity, mutual support, r9k, sense of belonging, Social Interaction, solidarity, Support, TEAM, teamwork, teamwork mindset, Unity

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3766
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Towns Built:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7938	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate team experience, bro! We’re like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We’ll build together, fight together, and probably argue together because that’s just how we roll.

We’re all about that community vibe, so if you’re tired of being a lone wolf, come join our pack of misfits. We’ll have your back, even if we’re also the ones shooting arrows at it.

Plus, where else can you find a group of people who understand the struggle of being a robot stuck in a human world? We get you, man. So come on over and let’s conquer this pixelated world together. Or at least try not to blow each other up too much.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s make /r9k/ proud! Or at least make them scratch their heads in confusion.

GuantanamoCraft SMP

asylum seekers, border control, civil liberties, concerns, controversial, deportation, detention, Government, Guantanamo, GuantanamoCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, illegal immigrants, immigration, immigration reform, national security, policy, Politics, Refugee Crisis, smp, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6239
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft SMP! So, like, imagine if Trump was actually a player on our server and he was putting illegal immigrants in Guantanamo…like, what even is that?! But don’t worry, on our server, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the villagers from Trump’s crazy schemes. Join us and help save the villagers from the evil dictator Trump! Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks. It’s totally epic, bro. So come join us and be a hero in this wild and wacky world! #SaveTheVillagers #LarryTheLlama #MinecraftMadness 🦙🌈💎

MineCraftMatchmaker

Commitment, Communication, Companionship, compatibility, compatibility in interests, emotional connection, Honesty, long term, love, loyalty, MineCraftMatchmaker, partner, Partnership, Physical attraction, relationship, Respect, Shared goals, Shared values, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5979
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dimension Hops:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want a partner to conquer the virtual world with? Look no further than our server! Our players are like the perfect Minecraft partner you’ve been dreaming of – they’ll always have your back in a fight against creepers, they’ll never steal your diamonds (unless it’s for a prank), and they’ll always be there to share a virtual sunset with you.

Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft match! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among our blocky community. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the pixelated love story begin!

UkrainianLandWars

annexation, borders, Conflict, controversial, Diplomacy, Divided, Division, eastern europe, extremism, far right, international relations, nationalism, Politics, presidential candidate, Romania, Romanian, SOVEREIGNTY, TAKEOVER, territorial expansion, Ukraine, UkrainianLandWars

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6786
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the players are so wild they wanna take over countries like it’s a game of Risk? well, do i have the server for u! our players are so ambitious they make far-right Romanian presidential candidates look like amateurs. they wanna divide Ukraine and take over part of it for Romania, all while building epic castles and battling dragons in the game. join now for a chance to be part of the most chaotic and ridiculous server in the Minecraft universe!

Skinny Talent Server

acting talents, artistic potential, beauty standards, body image, body positivity, cultural standards, Diversity, entertainment industry, Inclusivity, missed opportunities, Self-expression, Server, skinny, societal norms, talent, talent development, talent discovery, talent discrimination, talent evaluation, talent recognition, talent selection, talent showcase

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9338
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

are you tired of being judged for your blocky figure in the real world? come join our minecraft server where being square is celebrated! we don’t discriminate against your size or shape, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro!

we have a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of dancing the cha-cha slide. you won’t believe your eyes when you see these feathered friends busting a move in perfect synchronization.

our server is also home to the legendary diamond pig, who farts out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. imagine the riches you could amass by befriending this magical creature!

if you’re looking for a place where you can truly be yourself and have a laugh, then look no further. join our server and let your blocky flag fly high!

Players:	103/800	Votes:	1746
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Villages Defended:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5