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Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 2858 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 30 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 35 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 71 | Void Armor Forged: | 23 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 30 |
Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
But the best part is the players, man. We got this one guy who only speaks in pig Latin, and another dude who wears a pumpkin on his head 24/7. And don’t even get me started on the mods, they’re like, the funniest people you’ll ever meet. One time, they turned all the chickens on the server into flying pigs. It was chaos, bro.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and just plain wacky Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up, bro. You won’t regret it, I promise.