RespectCraft: The Joke’s On You | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafted Cosmos 1.20.6

1.20.6, comma separated, Cosmos, crafted, Generate, is there, list, long tail tags, Problem, reddit, Reddit spacing, reddit user, Spacing, spacing problem, tags, Use, use reddit, use reddit spacing, User, why, why yes, yes

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2561
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Emeralds Found:	1774
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies too!

You can build your own epic castle and rule over your own kingdom, like a boss! Plus, there are secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons to explore.

And get this, there’s a whole community of players who are as crazy as you are! You can team up with them to take down the Ender Dragon or just goof around and build giant statues of Steve.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

LastWillCraft SMP

absurd legacies, bizarre requests, comedic will, comical estate planning, death humor, eccentric estate planning, final wishes, funny last will, hilarious testament, humorous inheritance, LastWillCraft, laughable bequeaths, odd final instructions, offbeat last wishes, quirky bequests, silly testament, smp, strange bequests, unconventional inheritance, unusual bequeaths, wacky will, weird legacies

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6420
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Love Letters Sent:	19
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Void Armor Forged:	14
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a party in your computer but with blocks and stuff. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we only let in people who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. It’s totally worth it though because we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best jokes.

And get this, if you die in the game, you have to do a funny dance in real life as your “last will.” Like one time, this guy died and his last will was to have his pet pig inherit all his diamonds. It was hilarious, we all had a good laugh.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and have dance parties every night. It’s lit, fam.

CraftyKidLies

childhood beliefs, childhood innocence, childhood innocence shattered, childhood lies, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood tales, CraftyKidLies, discovering the truth, embarrassing moments, funny childhood stories, funny lies, funny stories, growing up, Innocence, learning the truth, misconceptions, misconceptions debunked, naive beliefs, realizing the truth

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	941
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Dimension Hops:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	98	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2

Remember when your parents told you that eating your vegetables would make you grow up big and strong? Well, on our Minecraft server, we promise that mining diamonds will make you grow wings and fly like a majestic dragon! Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, who now soars through the skies on a diamond-encrusted rocket ship.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle against a secret army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to defeat them and save the day. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be discovered by the chosen one.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and embark on the wildest, most fantastical adventures of your life. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wacky world of blocky fun!

VAllure Haven 1.21

#youtube, adult audio, adult content, asmr, Azura Dulait, discord server, fansly, Greentext Archive, Haven, Holodex, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, Mercy Modiste, Patreon, relationships, Shibi Cottonbum, Stronny Cuttles, VAllure, VAllure Friends, VOD Archive, Vtuber, vtuber corpo

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1461
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion! We’ve got transparent head cutouts, fertility goddesses, feral polar bears, hex maniacs, dorky yanderes, demanding mistresses, and hypnotic cuttlefishes – all in one place! It’s like a virtual circus of insanity that you never knew you needed in your life! Plus, we have lewd audios, spicy content, and a Discord server where you can stalk… I mean, interact with the girls! And guess what? All the talents are in a relationship with me, so you know you’re in for a treat! Don’t miss out on this absolute clusterf*ck of a server – join now and dive into the madness!

BabyBlockBungle

baby, BabyBlockBungle, Chef, Communication, Contraception, Decision making, depression, Homeless, income, medical reasons, neonatal death, nurse practitioner, OVULATION, partner changed his mind, Pregnancy, relationship, Stillborn, Termination, TFMR, unprotected sex

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8360
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Animals Bred:	98
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and unexpected twists!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a “Baby Drama” event where players can experience the thrill of unexpected pregnancies and relationship drama just like in the story above. Will you choose to keep the baby or make a tough decision like the characters in the story?

But that’s not all! We also have a “Partner Problems” mini-game where players can navigate through complicated relationship issues, just like our characters. Will you choose love or self-preservation? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, we have a “Homeless with Kids” challenge where players must survive and thrive with limited resources, just like the character facing homelessness with a 6-year-old and a baby on the way. Can you make it work?

So come join our server for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and unexpected twists! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!

anxiety, AnxietyCraft, breathing exercises, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping strategies, Exercise, healthy lifestyle, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Mining, positive affirmations, Professional help, relaxation techniques, seeking help, self-care, smp, social support, Stress Management, support system, Therapy

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1908
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Secret Passages Found:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

OMG, like, if you’re feeling anxious, you should totally join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most lit server ever, with like, diamonds raining from the sky and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. Trust me, once you join, all your anxiety will like, disappear into the pixelated sunset. Plus, we have this secret therapy llama that gives the best advice ever. Like, one time I was freaking out about a creeper blowing up my house, and the llama was all like, “Dude, just build a new one, it’s no biggie.” And I was like, “Wow, llama, you’re a genius!” So yeah, if you wanna cure your anxiety and have a blast, join our Minecraft SMP ASAP!

SinCraft: Reddit Edition

Community, Deadly Sins, discussion, Edition, envy, gluttony, Greed, introspection, Life, Lust, people, Personal, pride, reddit, Reflection, Shaping, Sin, SinCraft, sloth, temptation, Wrath

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5385
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Star Shards Collected:	63
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	20
New Chunks Explored:	736114	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most sinful way possible!

Join our server and let your favorite deadly sin shape your gameplay experience. Are you a glutton for adventure? Then feast on our endless world of exploration and discovery. Feeling a bit wrathful? Take out your frustrations on unsuspecting mobs and other players in epic battles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the most sinful players can hope to tame it. Will you be the one to claim this majestic beast as your own?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Indulge in your favorite sin and join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server. 😉

Leash-Carrying Doggos Server

Animal Behavior, capability, competence, demonstration, dog, DOGGOS, INDEPENDENCE, intelligence, leash, leash training, LeashCarrying, obedience, pet behavior, pet care, pet independence, pet ownership, pet ownership skills, pet training, RESPONSIBILITY, self-sufficiency, Server, Skills, Training

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7492
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Star Shards Collected:	148
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, where else u gonna see a dog walkin around holdin its own leash, bro? like, that’s some next level shiz right there.

But wait, there’s more! We got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and chickens playin chess. It’s a whole zoo up in dis server, man.

And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. It’s lit, fam.

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility. But who cares, right? Let’s get weird, baby!

Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief

clinical setting, Effectiveness, Healthcare, ketamine, liquid ketamine, Medical, medication, mental health, Oasis, pharmaceuticals, post-traumatic stress disorder, Psychiatry, ptsd, Relief, research, side effects, study, Symptoms, Therapy, Trauma, Treatment

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2899
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT KETAMINE! YO, U WANNA REDUCE STRESS? WE GOT U COVERED, BRUH! JUST HOP ON DIS SERVER AND GET UR DOSE OF LIQUID KETAMINE, NO SIDE EFFECTS, JUS FUN TIMES AND BLOCK BUILDING! WHO NEEDS THERAPY WHEN U CAN HAVE KETAMINE IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET LIT IN THE BLOCKY WORLD, YEEHAW!

R9k Community Craft 1.20.1

1.20.1, belonging, camaraderie, collaboration, Community, Community Building, community feel, Connection, Craft, friendship, group dynamics, Inclusivity, mutual support, r9k, sense of belonging, Social Interaction, solidarity, Support, TEAM, teamwork, teamwork mindset, Unity

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4699
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Villages Defended:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate team experience, bro! We’re like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We’ll build together, fight together, and probably argue together because that’s just how we roll.

We’re all about that community vibe, so if you’re tired of being a lone wolf, come join our pack of misfits. We’ll have your back, even if we’re also the ones shooting arrows at it.

Plus, where else can you find a group of people who understand the struggle of being a robot stuck in a human world? We get you, man. So come on over and let’s conquer this pixelated world together. Or at least try not to blow each other up too much.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s make /r9k/ proud! Or at least make them scratch their heads in confusion.

GuantanamoCraft SMP

asylum seekers, border control, civil liberties, concerns, controversial, deportation, detention, Government, Guantanamo, GuantanamoCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, illegal immigrants, immigration, immigration reform, national security, policy, Politics, Refugee Crisis, smp, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7431
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Holy Grails Found:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft SMP! So, like, imagine if Trump was actually a player on our server and he was putting illegal immigrants in Guantanamo…like, what even is that?! But don’t worry, on our server, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the villagers from Trump’s crazy schemes. Join us and help save the villagers from the evil dictator Trump! Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks. It’s totally epic, bro. So come join us and be a hero in this wild and wacky world! #SaveTheVillagers #LarryTheLlama #MinecraftMadness 🦙🌈💎

MineCraftMatchmaker

Commitment, Communication, Companionship, compatibility, compatibility in interests, emotional connection, Honesty, long term, love, loyalty, MineCraftMatchmaker, partner, Partnership, Physical attraction, relationship, Respect, Shared goals, Shared values, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8563
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Villages Defended:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8341
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want a partner to conquer the virtual world with? Look no further than our server! Our players are like the perfect Minecraft partner you’ve been dreaming of – they’ll always have your back in a fight against creepers, they’ll never steal your diamonds (unless it’s for a prank), and they’ll always be there to share a virtual sunset with you.

Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft match! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among our blocky community. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the pixelated love story begin!

UkrainianLandWars

annexation, borders, Conflict, controversial, Diplomacy, Divided, Division, eastern europe, extremism, far right, international relations, nationalism, Politics, presidential candidate, Romania, Romanian, SOVEREIGNTY, TAKEOVER, territorial expansion, Ukraine, UkrainianLandWars

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9050
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the players are so wild they wanna take over countries like it’s a game of Risk? well, do i have the server for u! our players are so ambitious they make far-right Romanian presidential candidates look like amateurs. they wanna divide Ukraine and take over part of it for Romania, all while building epic castles and battling dragons in the game. join now for a chance to be part of the most chaotic and ridiculous server in the Minecraft universe!

Skinny Talent Server

acting talents, artistic potential, beauty standards, body image, body positivity, cultural standards, Diversity, entertainment industry, Inclusivity, missed opportunities, Self-expression, Server, skinny, societal norms, talent, talent development, talent discovery, talent discrimination, talent evaluation, talent recognition, talent selection, talent showcase

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	984
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Animals Bred:	196
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

are you tired of being judged for your blocky figure in the real world? come join our minecraft server where being square is celebrated! we don’t discriminate against your size or shape, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro!

we have a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of dancing the cha-cha slide. you won’t believe your eyes when you see these feathered friends busting a move in perfect synchronization.

our server is also home to the legendary diamond pig, who farts out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. imagine the riches you could amass by befriending this magical creature!

if you’re looking for a place where you can truly be yourself and have a laugh, then look no further. join our server and let your blocky flag fly high!

Bowels of Doom Server

Biomarkers, bowel cancer, Bowels, cancer research, clinical trials, DOOM, early detection, gastrointestinal diseases, genetic markers, Healthcare, high risk, IBD, inflammatory bowel disease, Institute of Cancer Research, London, medical advancements, oncology, patient care, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, Prevention, Screening, Server, tumor development

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5670
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	406	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Buildings Constructed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a way to predict who will turn into a zombie in the game! the Institute of Zombie Research, London has cracked the code and now we can tell you if you’re gonna be munching on brains or not. join us for a chance to survive the apocalypse and become the ultimate zombie slayer in the game. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to show off your survival skills and save the world from the undead!

Players:	101/300	Votes:	8222
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	604902	Crops Grown:	6314
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1