Respawn & Repeat: LOLZ

lolz, long trail tags, Objective, 𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐇, repeat, respawn

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	909
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	6320	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Buildings Constructed:	39

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only objective is to PERISH! Why survive when you can thrive in chaos and destruction? Join us for a wild ride of mayhem and madness as you try to outdo your fellow players in the art of perishing.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Perish King, a mysterious figure who roams the land challenging players to absurd challenges in exchange for rare loot. Will you be brave enough to face the Perish King and claim your reward?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghosts of past players who met their demise in the most ridiculous ways possible. Will you join their ranks and become a legend in your own right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embrace the chaos as you strive to PERISH in the most epic ways imaginable!

Everia Middle School

Adventure, bedrock, Community, Cosmetics, Cross-Play, Custom Biomes, Customization, Everia, fairytale, FANTASY, Fun, Gaming, java, middle school, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, smp, Survival, virtual

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2063
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Meteorites Collected:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Divine Spears Created:	25	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Everia is a 1.21 fairytale-themed SMP for both Java and Bedrock players that features exclusive customization like custom biomes, cosmetics, and even more! Join us now!

play.everiasmp.com

CherryMC

CherryMC, community small experience loaded join discord LGBTQ+ safe world message info Java vanilla strong cater people long term loaded welcome shoot, smp

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5205
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ores Mined:	8081	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Buildings Constructed:	7	Zombie Dances:	10

CherryMC Server Overview

Description	A small vanilla java SMP experience that caters to people around 20 years old who want a small, strong community and are looking for a long term world. The world has not even been loaded yet and will open once a few people join the discord. The server is also LGBTQ+ safe! Everyone is welcome!

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Simply message the server admin for the discord info.
Is the server vanilla or modded?	The server is a vanilla Java SMP server.
Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?	Yes, the server is LGBTQ+ safe and everyone is welcome.

Eternal Love Isles 1.20.3

1.20.3, Commitment, Communication, Companionship, DATING, ENGAGEMENT, ETERNAL, fiancée, gf, Intimacy, Isles, love, loyalty, Marriage, partner, relationship, romance, Significant Other, Spouse, Support, Trust, Wedding, Wife

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1612
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

OMG, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like, ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, cuz this place is like a magical unicorn land where you can build whatever the heck you want and nobody gonna judge you!

Plus, the players are like a bunch of hilarious clowns who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

And don’t even get me started on the epic adventures you can go on – it’s like being in a freakin’ fantasy novel, but with creepers and zombies instead of dragons and elves.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing till you cry!

CraftyClapback

bar, Bar fight, CraftyClapback, critique, designated driver, Despicable, dive bar, Drunk, Game, husband, internet strangers, mad, Neighborhood, Pool, pool table, Rude, stand up for myself, sticking up for myself, tá, Upset

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9740
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	20	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Votes:	7975	Villages Defended:	18
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Emeralds Found:	6471
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can show off your pool skills? Look no further! Our server is like a neighborhood dive bar, but with virtual pool tables and no judgmental old guys giving unsolicited advice.

Join us for a game of pool and some virtual drinks (we won’t judge if you’re the designated driver). And don’t worry, if someone tries to critique your gameplay, we’ll have your back.

So come on over and show off your skills without the risk of getting into a virtual bar fight. Plus, who needs a husband to stand up for them when you’ve got a whole community of Minecraft players on your side? Join now and let’s have some lolzy fun together!

TerrifyingFactsMC SMP

alarming information, bone-chilling truth, chilling reality, creepy fact, disturbing revelation, eerie realization, frightening truth, genuinely terrifying, hair-raising fact, Horrifying Discovery, petrifying fact, petrifying knowledge, scary truth, shocking detail, smp, spine-chilling detail, spine-tingling revelation, terrifying fact, terrifying statistic, TerrifyingFactsMC, unnerving fact, unsettling insight

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	993
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	3626
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	299	Magic Items Found:	7044

Bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft SMP that you gotta join ASAP! Like, there’s this one time where a player found a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, just chillin’ and sippin’ on some fancy tea. And don’t even get me started on the giant chicken boss that randomly spawns and challenges players to a dance-off. It’s lit, fam!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a house entirely out of melons, you’ll unlock a portal to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese. I’m talkin’ cheese trees, cheese rivers, even cheese clouds! It’s like a dairy lover’s dream come true.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that the server is run by a group of sentient potatoes who are always looking for new players to join their potato army. They may be starchy, but they know how to throw a killer party!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this wacky Minecraft SMP and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life! It’s gonna be a blast, I swear!

UsernameMurderMystery

death, demise, Fatal, game over, how did you die, kills, long tail tag, murder, Mystery, Tag, username, username death, username fatal, username game over, username kills you, username long tail tag, username murder, username mystery, username tag, UsernameMurderMystery

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2693
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7091
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, your username kills you! That’s right, every time you log in, your username comes to life and tries to take you out in the most ridiculous ways possible.

Maybe you’ll be crushed by a giant block of cheese, or maybe you’ll be chased by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. The possibilities are endless! So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure where even your own username is out to get you. Who knew Minecraft could be so deadly and hilarious at the same time? Join now and see if you can survive the ultimate battle against yourself!

LulaCraft – Tariff Trouble

Brazil, Brazil economy, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic policy, foreign policy, global trade, government response, import/export, international relations, Lula, LulaCraft, political news, reciprocated, south america, tariff, tariff retaliation, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade negotiations, trade war, Trouble, US

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5523
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

so liek, u know how all the other minecraft servers are like, soooo boring and basic? well, u gotta join our server cuz it’s like, the most epic and crazy place to be!

we got llamas that can talk and give u advice on how to build the sickest houses. and our pigs can fly, like, no joke, they got wings and everything.

also, we have this secret underground dungeon where u can find treasure beyond ur wildest dreams. but watch out for the zombie chickens, they will peck u to death if u mess with them.

oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a giant dragon that breathes rainbow fire? yea, u heard me right. so if u want a wild and wacky adventure, come join us now!

Rosalia

ADVANTAGE, Adventurer, approval process, Character, Discord, Donations, Empire, Events, FANTASY, Forbidden, Forgotten, gameplay, Guidelines, high fantasy, Improvement, Lands, reviewers, rosalia, rules, scattered, smp, subscriptions

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9323
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Void Armor Forged:	13
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	296
Alien Abductions:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	7

Rosalia Minecraft Server

Overview:

Rosalia is a 16+ high-fantasy roleplay Minecraft server set in a plugin-enhanced vanilla world. The server features easy-to-understand lore, experienced staff team, simple approval process, ever updating and expanding gameplay, and unbiased environment for all players.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft does Rosalia use?	We play Java edition 1.20.2 on our server.
Is there a whitelist approval process?	Yes, but it is simple. Submit your character for approval and once verified, you can start playing.
How often is the lore updated?	Our lore and gameplay components are constantly being improved with frequent staff-run lore events.
Are donations or subscriptions required?	No, we do not ask for any monetary contributions. We have rules in place to ensure fair gameplay for all.
What is the theme of Rosalia’s lore?	Rosalia is set in the lands of a forgotten empire, where players can explore mysteries, ancient magics, and contribute to the rebuilding of the world.

Feel free to join our Discord server and ask any further questions in our support channels!

Join Rosalia Discord

StreamCraft City 1.21.3

1.21.3, ame, being sociable, being sociable with kouhai, city, friendship, kouhai, MAKING FRIENDS, making new friends, online streaming, overcoming obstacles, personal growth, self improvement, shark, shark persona, social interactions, socializing, StreamCraft, streaming, Streaming Community, streaming more frequently, true potential, Unleashing potential

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4041
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya!

– We got streams happening all the time, like more frequently than a creeper blowing up your house! – Our players are more sociable than villagers trading emeralds for useless crap! – And we’re all about making new friends, like finding a diamond in a mineshaft!

Forget about Ame holding you back, bro. Join us and unleash your true potential, like a zombie horde invading a village! Let’s get crafting, mining, and building together, because this server is where it’s at!

IlliterateLonerCraft

attention seeking, Childhood, classmate, clubs, Complaints, disruptive, Father, Gay, homophobic comments, illiterate, IlliterateLonerCraft, Meeting, perfume, Professor, Psychology Degree, seat change, social awkwardness, stupid questions, suspension, University, Volume

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7396
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	427
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Void Armor Forged:	19
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31

Are you tired of dealing with annoying classmates who think they’re better than everyone else just because their dad is a psychology professor? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a break from the drama and chaos of university life.

On our server, you can build your own virtual world free from homophobic comments and stupid questions. No more threats over perfume smells or awkward encounters in clubs. Just pure, unadulterated fun in the form of blocky landscapes and pixelated adventures.

And if you ever feel the need to tell off that annoying classmate, you can do so in the safety of our virtual realm without any consequences. Let out all your frustrations in a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few creepers here and there).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave all the drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a new friend who doesn’t ask dumb questions or make offensive jokes. It’s time to escape the real world and dive into a world where the only thing that matters is having a good time.

BodyHorrorMinecraftSMP

anatomy, BIZARRE, BodyHorrorMinecraftSMP, chilling, creepy, Disturbing, eerie, Fascinating, Grotesque, HORRIFYING, human body, Macabre, Morbid, Shocking.., spine-chilling, spooky, strange, Terrifying, unsettling, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2988
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mines Excavated:	4330
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magic Items Found:	6361
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

OMG you guys, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the most epic server ever, like seriously. You gotta join because, get this, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, but watch out for the zombie villagers guarding it, they’re like, super strong and have laser eyes or something.

And get this, there’s a rumor that if you find the mystical golden apple hidden in the enchanted forest, you’ll gain superpowers and be able to fly around the server like a majestic unicorn. But be careful, because there’s also a group of evil witches who want to steal the golden apple and use it to rule the server with an iron fist.

Oh, and did I mention that there’s a giant lava pit in the middle of the server where you can challenge other players to epic PvP battles? It’s like, the Hunger Games meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and flying pigs.

So yeah, if you want to join the most insane, action-packed, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP server ever, then you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

CraftyCreeperTreasuryTakeover

citizenship, controversy, Corruption, CraftyCreeperTreasuryTakeover, current events, foreign influence, Government, illegal, Immigrant, immigration, law enforcement, national security, News, Outrage, Politics, public opinion, scandal, seizing control, south african, Treasury Department, US

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6062
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Star Shards Collected:	242	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have a server for you! Imagine a world where a South African immigrant has taken over the US Treasury Department in Minecraft. Yes, you heard that right! Join us on this wild ride as we navigate through the chaos of an immigrant running the show in the land of red, white, and blocks. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will ensue? Join now for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience!

We survive and build cities ⭐ on Sundays /Fly 💫 server minecraft

balance, building, Cities, Citybuild, Community, Countries, crazyenchans, Enchantments, flight mode, KingdomsX, Mayor, Nations, Pacifist, Plugins, Quests, Russian-speaking, Server, Survival, Urban planning, Wars

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3923
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Void Gems Collected:	17
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Dimension Hops:	9

Build and develop your city, the CityBuild project only starts, a new map, without wipes and lawlessness, a comfortable build chill. In addition to survival and construction, plot quests are added on the server, which are only an addition to the main concept of urban planning. You do not have to go through them, but still if you pass, then in the final epilogue you will find unprecedented wealth and glory!

The city is recorded through the Kingdomsx plugin teams. This plugin allows you to regulate the settings of the assigned territories and structures, create mob army, buy guns with various shells, conquer lands or conclude alliances for trade, as well as much more. Privat works through the appropriation of territories, a link and manuals on this plugin on the pages of the server (TG VK Discord)

Daily shares are thought out on the server. For example, on Sunday, all players will be available to flight mode using the /Fly team. So we get closer to the sky!

By the way about the conquests of territories. If you do not want to register in wars, you can make your city pacifist, in this case you will not have to fight or defend yourself from intrusions. You will enjoy the world and harmony of your state.

In addition to cities, you can also create nations and countries. And every week the state is given the opportunity to re -elect the mayor.

The server also has a Crazyenchans plugin. The plugin expands the list of available enchantments, while adding very much imbalance, 3×3 picks with automatic remelting.

All CityBuild plugins were manually translated and adapted to the Russian -speaking community. Due to this our project, CityBuild is the only and unique. In other words, this can only be found with us.

95.216.62.179:25989

VanillaEvolved

Advancements, Community, Discord, Experience, Features, gameplay, Guide, java bedrock, Maps, Minecraft, multiplayer, planetminecraft, RANK, Reset, rules, Server, smp, Stats, Survival, VanillaEvolved, Website

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3764
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Enchantments Applied:	204
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Villages Defended:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

VanillaEvolved – Vanilla Minecraft Server

IP: us.vanillaevolved.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/zdAGuAGrpb

PMC: https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

Looking for players on our seasonal or noreset maps!

Seasonal will reset every 6 months and as the name implies, Noreset never resets. When you first join you will be on seasonal but you can change servers using /server seasonal or /server noreset

Check out our website for an in-depth guide: https://vanillaevolved.net/

Why Us?

We offer the vanilla Minecraft experience with not many unnecessary things added
Java/bedrock cross-play
Cool in-game stats viewable on a website
Semi-anarchy
Friendly community
Get a unique in-game rank for completing every advancement
You can do whatever you want as long as no rules are broken

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed in certain designated areas.
Can I join with the Bedrock edition of Minecraft?	Yes, Java/bedrock cross-play is supported on our server.
How often does the seasonal map reset?	The seasonal map resets every 6 months.
Are there any specific rules I need to follow?	Players are expected to abide by the server rules, which can be found on our website.

Venting Village 1.20.2

#venting, 1.20.2, bread making, Communication, coping, coping mechanisms, Drugs, Empathy, friendship, Job, Life, Listening, mental health, personal growth, positivity, problem solving, relationships, resilience, self-care, stress, Support, Village

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4467
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Yo, bro, forget about all that boring real life drama and come join our Minecraft server! Why deal with people venting about their crappy jobs and lives when you can be making some bomb-ass crispy bread in the virtual world? Trust me, bread is life, man. And on our server, we have the dankest bread-making skills you’ve ever seen. So come on over and let’s get to baking, because who needs real life when you can have Minecraft bread, am I right? Let’s get this bread, literally!