ResortCraft – A semi-banana Minecraft Server since 2011, not just for smoothies!

2011, 2012, Discord, div, fit, Great, Ip:, Join, Like.., md, Minecraft, minecraft server, p.., Play, r2f.co, Resortcraft, SC_OFF, SC_ON, SemiBanana, Server, simplistic, smoothies, TgpVUTY, Vanilla

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2107
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1050	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Void Gems Collected:	30	Falling into the Void:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Enchantments Applied:	284
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Potions Brewed:	36	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

New Minecraft Servers

ResortCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	ResortCraft
Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Description	A simplistic Minecraft server for players who enjoy the game like it’s 2011/2012.
IP Address	ResortCraft.r2f.co
Discord	https://discord.gg/TgpVUTY

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join the server if I prefer a more simplistic gameplay experience?	Yes, ResortCraft caters to players who enjoy Minecraft like it’s back in 2011/2012.
How can I connect to the server?	You can join using the IP ResortCraft.r2f.co.
Is there a Discord server for ResortCraft?	Yes, you can join the Discord community at https://discord.gg/TgpVUTY.

MomApologyMC Server

aita, apologies, Apology, Boundaries, children, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Decision making, emotional boundaries, family, family dynamics, Grandparents, Kids, MomApologyMC, parenting, parents, relationships, Respect, Server, setting boundaries

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3189
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects boundaries? Look no further! Our server is like a fortress of boundaries, keeping out unwanted hugs and unsolicited kisses like a pro. Join us and experience the thrill of setting limits and sticking to them, just like our players stick to their diamond armor.

Our server is so boundary-focused, even the creepers know to keep their distance. And if anyone tries to cross the line, our mods will swoop in like superheroes to protect your personal space.

So come join us on this epic adventure of setting boundaries and sticking to them, just like this family did with their overbearing mom. Who needs a sword when you have clear communication skills and a strong sense of self? Let’s build a world where boundaries are respected and drama is left at the door. See you in the game!

FiancéFailsMC

Accommodation, child friendly, Commitment, Communication, Community, FAITH, family, Feedback, Fiance, FiancéFailsMC, future husband, godfather, Marriage, motherly, moving too fast, new year’s eve, questioning commitment, relationship, Religion, Upset, young love

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7303
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in family values and commitment… just like OP’s fiancé, or so we thought! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and unexpected twists, just like the time OP tried to win over her fiancé’s heart by hosting the ultimate New Year’s Eve party for his friend’s son.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the shocking moment when OP’s fiancé accuses her of trying to “buy a child’s affections” and not paying enough attention to him on their first New Year’s together. Will OP be able to navigate through this relationship rollercoaster or will she be left questioning her fiancé’s commitment just like you’ll be questioning your sanity after joining our server?

So why join our Minecraft server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such juicy drama and outrageous stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end? Plus, we have virtual snacks and drinks to keep you fueled up for all the drama-filled adventures ahead. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and let the chaos begin!

Ugh, Creeper!

ANNOYING, annoying expressions, annoying habits, annoying people, annoying phrases, annoying tendencies, bothersome, bothersome language, common sayings, creeper, frustrating, grating, irksome, IRRITATING, irritating behaviors, irritating sayings, overused phrases, Pet Peeves, phrases, Repetitive, Ugh, vexing

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9739
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7

Tired of hearing “git gud” every time you lose a PvP battle? Join our epic Minecraft server where the only phrase you’ll hear is “OMG, how did you do that?!” Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We’ve got custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. So come join us and show off your mad skills – who knows, you might even impress Herobrine himself!

ShadowFleetSabotageCraft

Baltic cable cut, Baltic Sea, cyber attack, damaged cable, Dec. 25, Espionage, european union, Finish agency, Finnish authorities, international relations, investigation, maritime security, NATO intervention, Russia shadow fleet, Russian involvement, sabotage, Sanna Sonninen, security breach, ShadowFleetSabotageCraft, submarine cables, tanker search

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6291
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Towns Built:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Magic Items Found:	4035	Enchantments Applied:	122
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have tanks and cables and shadow fleets oh my! we have crazy adventures like searching for tankers and cutting cables in the baltic sea. sanna sonninen is our director and she’s always on the lookout for russian shadow fleets trying to sabotage our server. join us on dec. 25 for some epic cable cutting action and see if you can uncover the truth behind the tanker mystery. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on board and join the madness!

survival! Minecraft server

Active, Adventure, building, Community, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Free donation, Friendly, minecraft server, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Survival, survival mode

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	112
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Buildings Constructed:	36
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141
Star Shards Collected:	216	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

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Eden SMP

community arcade, Community Builds, Community Farm, community project, derogatory language, dragon fight, Eden, end dimension, Game Nights, glitches, Griefing, hacked clients, multiplayer, personal farm, shopping district, smp, Spawn area, spawn town, stealing, Survival, trolling, Vanilla, world terrain, x-ray resource packs

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8853
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Welcome to Eden SMP!

We are a survival multiplayer server focused on the vanilla experience. Our beautiful meadows-themed spawn area serves a neutral ground for all players to interact and collaborate!

Our Rules:

Do not engage in any form of griefing, stealing, or trolling

Do not use any hacked clients or x-ray resource packs

Do not exploit any glitches

Do not use any derogatory language

Respect other players

Respect world terrain (no dirt houses or permanent 1×1 pillars)

Do not enter the end dimension until the server-wide dragon fight

Spawn Town:

Spawn coordinates are (0,0) feel free to build a starter home nearby! Our shopping district will be situated west of spawn for players to buy/sell materials! Please remember that each shop should focus on a specific item or theme, and we encourage you to construct separate buildings for different shops.

Community Builds:

If you are interested in collaborating on a community project, check out our sign-up list for ideas or propose your own. Please note, if you are building a farm that involves a shared public space it must be made into a community farm and not a personal one.

Community Arcade:

You are all invited to build a game at our community arcade, located north of the spawn. If there is enough interest, we may host regular game nights!

Join us at Eden SMP:

Apply here to join our community: Application Form

Echoing Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, college, early 2000s, Echoing, Egyptian, Fiction, incel, little brother, loser character, Panties, peeping, Realms, School, showering, skins, socks, twin sisters, verbal destruction, wanking, Zeitgeist

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3985
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Holy Grails Found:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you want a wild ride like the one in “Skins” but with a twist! We have a special feature where you can collect virtual panties and socks to use as weapons against your enemies. Just like the little brother in the show, you can peep on your fellow players and face the consequences when they catch you in the act. Our server is a chaotic mix of sibling rivalry and incel energy, so come join the fun if you’re ready for a crazy adventure!

BritHumor Minecraft Server

BritHumor, british culture, british people, comedic shows, cross-cultural humor, cultural appreciation, cultural jokes, cultural sensitivity, cultural understanding, friend dynamics, humor, insensitive, joking, joking boundaries, Korean people, Minecraft, offensive, Server, social faux pas, social interactions, Stereotypes

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5920
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mines Excavated:	1743
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Potions Brewed:	117	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Falling into the Void:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your comedic needs! Join us and experience the wackiest adventures in the blocky world.

We have British people, Korean people, and even aliens (yes, they’re real on our server)! Make jokes, have fun, and never worry about offending anyone because we embrace all types of humor.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can joke about anything and everything, join us now! Who knows, you might even meet a real-life British person (or maybe just a really good accent impersonator). Let the laughter begin!

UglyFriendGateCraft

appearance standards, attraction, avoiding awkward situations, body image, Communication, compatibility, Conflict Resolution, DATING, friend groups, Friendship Dynamics, honesty in relationships, personality differences, physical appearance, physical preferences, relationship advice, relationship boundaries, setting up friends, social etiquette, social interactions, UglyFriendGateCraft

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7753
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we matchmake players like never before! Just like this guy’s girlfriend trying to set up her friend with a lawyer, we’ll set you up with the perfect mining buddy!

Imagine a world where you and your new mining partner are exploring caves together, fighting off creepers, and building the most epic structures. Who cares if one of you is a bit more conventionally attractive than the other? It’s all about teamwork and having fun!

Join our server and let us play matchmaker with your Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just find your perfect block-building soulmate. And hey, if things get awkward, just blame it on the Ender Dragon. It’s always causing drama anyway.

AwkwardDaterMC SMP

advice, awkward moments, AwkwardDaterMC, Beginners, Body language, Communication, Confidence, DATING, dating advice, dating etiquette, dating tips, first dates, Honesty, love, Men, mistakes to avoid, relationships, romance, self improvement, smp, Tips, understanding signals

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	586
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Dragons Tamed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Votes:	9045	Enchantments Applied:	247
Farms Harvested:	157	Crops Grown:	6345
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

OMG guys, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, let me tell you why you should totally join! Like, imagine a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky, that’s basically what our server is like. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving hugs (just make sure not to get too close, lol). Plus, we have this crazy tradition where every full moon we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mobs and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s wild, trust me. So if you wanna join in on the fun and make some new friends who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are, then come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a diamond pickaxe, you’re gonna need it 😉💎🔨 #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrMissOut #BobTheCreeperIsBae

CraftyCreeperClap

anxiety, Awareness, counseling, CraftyCreeperClap, Diagnosis, education, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional impact, fear, health, Medical, Prevention, reaction, Results, sexually transmitted disease, shame, std, stigma, Support, Testing, Treatment

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5712
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Farms Harvested:	840	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place to play Minecraft! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking creepers! But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels to become the ultimate Chicken Champion! And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, complete with twists, turns, and flaming zombie pigmen!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring old servers.

KyivCraft: French Desertion Fiasco

155th Brigade, alleged, Anne of Kyiv, Army, BETRAYAL, Conflict, current events, desertion, eastern europe, Europe, Fiasco, French, French-trained, international relations, investigation, KyivCraft, loyalty, mass desertion, Military, military training, News, soldiers, Ukraine, War

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4956
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	129882	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3658	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

haha bro u gotta join this server, it’s like the wildest ride u ever been on. we got ukraine investigating some crazy mass desertion of this french-trained 155th brigade, like wtf is even happening. but don’t worry, our server ain’t got no deserters, just a bunch of crazy gamers ready to take on any challenge.

join us and be a part of the ‘Anne of Kyiv’ brigade, we ain’t french-trained but we sure know how to have a good time. build epic castles, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even uncover some mysterious conspiracies along the way. who knows, maybe u’ll be the next hero of our server, leading us to victory against all odds.

so what u waiting for? come join the madness, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. see u in the game, bro!

Poop Before Stroop – Minecraft Server

athletes, cognitive function, Cognitive Speed, digestion, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, health, Improves, mental performance., Minecraft, Performance, physical performance, Poop, pooping, research, Server, Small Study, Stroop, Stroop Test, study, Training, Triathletes, triathlon

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	357
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Farms Harvested:	126	Animals Bred:	112
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	11

hey u! u wanna join a minecraft server that will BLOW UR MIND?! well, let me tell u about this CRAZY server where we did a small study on triathletes and found out that pooping before taking the Stroop test actually improves cognitive speed and performance!

I know, it sounds INSANE, but trust me, it’s TRUE! imagine pooping before every test and becoming a MINECRAFT GENIUS!

So come join us on this server where we poop before every challenge and dominate the game like never before! who knew that the key to success in minecraft was in the bathroom all along?! don’t miss out on this life-changing opportunity, join now and become a POOPING PRODIGY!

256Forever

256Forever, chest, Community, Essentials, gameplay, Land Claims, Map, Materials, Minecraft, multiplayer, New faces, Players, Plugins, pre generated, Semi Vanilla, Server, Simple, Spawn, Survival, unique loot

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7001
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Dimension Hops:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Emeralds Found:	539
Mines Excavated:	3526	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.256forever.net
Discord	https://discord.256forever.net

This is a very small semi-vanilla server with a brand new map and limited plugins. We are still gathering materials to build a spawn together. There are basic things like essentials and land claims and lootin’. The Lootin plugin makes it so you get unique loot from pre-generated chests. As more people join I may add more plugins, as well as some I have developed, but I wanted to keep gameplay simple for now. Averaging at around 5~ players, we’re hoping to see some new faces around 🙂

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How many players are usually online?	On average, around 5 players are online.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, please refer to the server rules posted in the Discord server.
Can I request for specific plugins to be added?	You can suggest plugins in the Discord server, and the admin may consider adding them.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed. Please respect other player’s builds and belongings.

Anime Lovebirds 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anime, anime romance, anime ships, Best Anime Couple, Best Video Game Couples, gaming couples, lovebirds, Makoto Niijima, OTPs, persona 5, persona 5 characters, Persona 5 Romance, Persona series, ren amamiya, Ren and Makoto, Ren and Makoto Love Story, Ren and Makoto Persona 5, Ren and Makoto Persona Series., Ren and Makoto Relationship, RPG Couples, Video Game Couples

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7095
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Love Letters Sent:	16
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	180
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Yo, bro, forget about Ren and Makoto from Persona 5, come join our Minecraft server instead!

Why, you ask? Well, because on our server, you can build a giant statue of Ren and Makoto out of diamond blocks!

And guess what? We have a secret underground dungeon where you can roleplay as Ren and Makoto and fight off evil mobs together!

Plus, we have a special potion that turns you into a cat so you can meow your way through the game like a true ninja!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and unleash your inner Ren and Makoto in the wackiest Minecraft adventure ever!