ResortCraft – A semi-banana Minecraft Server since 2011, not just for smoothies!

Server Name	ResortCraft
Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Description	A simplistic Minecraft server for players who enjoy the game like it’s 2011/2012.
IP Address	ResortCraft.r2f.co
Discord	https://discord.gg/TgpVUTY

Question	Answer
Can I join the server if I prefer a more simplistic gameplay experience?	Yes, ResortCraft caters to players who enjoy Minecraft like it’s back in 2011/2012.
How can I connect to the server?	You can join using the IP ResortCraft.r2f.co.
Is there a Discord server for ResortCraft?	Yes, you can join the Discord community at https://discord.gg/TgpVUTY.

BlockParty – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with drama and petty arguments on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is drama-free! We don’t tolerate any nonsense like accusing people of things they didn’t do or posting questionable links.

But that’s not all – we also have the most epic FNF mod you’ve ever seen! Join us for some insane battles and show off your rhythm skills. And if you’re worried about low effort replies, don’t worry – we only accept the most creative and hilarious responses here.

So come join us on this server where the only thing you’ll be obsessed with is having a good time. Don’t be a dumbass, join us now!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Meteorite Armor Created:	23

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Why Tfffff Do Old Cards Cost This Much Minecraft SMP

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Yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join our Minecraft SMP, let me tell you, we got hyper ancient cards that retain their value like crazy! These cards are so old, even the ancient Egyptians used them to play Minecraft (yeah, they were ahead of their time). And guess what? These bad boys are still worth 200 bucks each! Can you believe it? It’s like finding a diamond block in a sea of dirt blocks. So if you wanna build a retro gaymen rig and make some serious bank, join our SMP and get your hands on these ancient treasures. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover the secret to eternal wealth in Minecraft!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Weird Life Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’ll make all those missed experiences seem like a distant memory! We’ve got more excitement than a high school cafeteria food fight, more activities than any extracurricular club, and more friends than you can shake a stick at (literally, because we have stick-shaking contests every Tuesday).

Forget about going to restaurants, bars, or movies – on our server, the only thing on the menu is adventure! Travel to exotic lands, party like there’s no tomorrow, and find love in the most unexpected places (hint: it might involve a creeper).

So put down that textbook, log off those forums, and join us for the time of your life. Who needs real life experiences when you can have all the fun and excitement of Minecraft right at your fingertips? See you in the game, where the only drugs you’ll need are the ones that make you see pink sheep!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Love Letters Sent:	17
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Magic Items Found:	5418

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

The Solution to 4B Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing nice with the ladies on other Minecraft servers? Join our server and show them who’s boss! We encourage players to dominate and fetishize the denial and rage of female players, so you can goon to the max capacity. It’s a wild ride full of chaos and hilarity, so come join us if you’re ready to show those women who’s really in charge in the world of Minecraft!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Orb – Earth Movement – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further, because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted bacon, rumored to give you the power of flight and the ability to summon a herd of rainbow sheep at will.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players can ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas armed with laser beams. That’s right, laser beam llamas.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become part of the most insane Minecraft community around. And remember, on our server, we don’t ban players – we simply send them to the Nether realm to mine for diamonds for all eternity. Cheers!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

/SMP/ – Minecraft Slutposting General

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Welcome to the Housewife’s Bull Edition Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because on our server, chaos reigns supreme!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous shenanigans and insane stories. From building giant phallic structures to starting wars over who stole whose diamonds, there’s never a dull moment on the Housewife’s Bull Edition SMP.

But that’s not all! We have a special event every week where players must dress up as their favorite senran character and participate in a battle royale to see who will be crowned the ultimate shinobi. Trust us, things get heated (literally, because we set the arena on fire).

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to lose all sense of sanity and dignity along the way. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

PARWORLD Griefersky 1.16.5-1.20 Minecraft server

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The owner of the server “PARWORLD Grifersky 1.16.5-1.20” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Blocky Missouri Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the Missouri slut Minecraft server, where the creepers are as wild as the players! Join us for a crazy ride through pixelated madness and experience the most insane adventures you’ve ever seen in a blocky world.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But beware, for the dungeon was guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen twerking to dubstep music. Only the bravest and craziest players dare to enter and claim the treasure for themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Missouri slut herself, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to prank and troll. Rumor has it that if you manage to defeat her in a dance-off, she’ll grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.

So come join us on the Missouri slut Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next?

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	15

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Kidnapped by Steve in Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, including kidnapping and raping the miz by one of our employees! But don’t worry, our other employee did absolutely nothing about it because, well, who has time for that when there are diamonds to mine and creepers to avoid?

Join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decision-making and absurd situations. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to get caught up in a scandalous plot twist! So why wait? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos of our unpredictable server. Just remember, anything goes in this crazy world of blocky adventures!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Crafty Cunts Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server where you don’t have to recite the pledge of allegiance every morning, because let’s be real, who even knows all the words anyway? Just focus on building epic structures and fighting off creepers!
Forget clapping in theatres for capeshit, on our server, you’ll be applauded every time you mine a diamond or defeat the Ender Dragon. Who needs superhero movies when you can be the hero of your own Minecraft world?
Tired of boring bakeries selling basic bread? Join our server where our bakeries serve up the craziest creations like TNT-shaped loaves and creeper cupcakes. Sugar? Who needs it when you have the sweet taste of victory in every bite!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Limitao Gets Injured Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP where even the mobs are getting injured left and right! Our players are so hardcore that they have to be subbed off after just 30 minutes of gameplay. But don’t worry, our base defense is so strong that we keep a clean sheet for the first time in 5 games. Who knew that limitao was the problem all along? Come join us for some insane Minecraft action and see if you can survive the chaos!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	New Chunks Explored:	727445
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Vivi’s Minecraft Server: Me, Myself, and Vivi

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual party hosted by Vivi herself! She’s basically the queen of the server, and her cuteness and demure nature will make you feel right at home. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a dance party or two (virtual dance moves only, of course). So why join our server? Because Vivi said so, and who are we to argue with the queen?

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Void Armor Forged:	27
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Up or Down Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can only build up and down? Well, look no further because on our server, you can build sideways, diagonally, and even upside down if you want! We’ve got gravity-defying builds that will make your head spin (literally)!

Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in epic PvP tournaments, and even tame a dragon as your loyal steed. Who needs a boring old horse when you can ride a fire-breathing beast into battle?

But that’s not all! We have secret underground caves filled with treasure, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions, and even a talking chicken who will give you quests to complete for fabulous rewards. And did we mention the disco party every Friday night in the Nether? Get your dancing shoes on because it’s lit!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Up or down? Who cares when you can go sideways!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Auto Attack Avoidance Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just handed to you on a silver platter? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have banned auto attacking because we believe in good old-fashioned manual labor. That’s right, no more lazy players just sitting back and letting their swords do all the work. Join us and experience the thrill of actually having to swing your sword yourself!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman Army. These fearless warriors ride into battle on the backs of giant pigs, wielding diamond swords and wearing nothing but leather armor. They are a sight to behold and will strike fear into the hearts of your enemies. Join our server and become a part of this epic army!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest ore in all of Minecraft – rainbow ore! This magical ore can only be found in our server and is said to grant the player incredible powers. Rumor has it that anyone who mines this ore will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and emeralds for the rest of their days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, no auto attacking allowed – we like to keep things interesting around here!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

I’m Gonna Hurt You Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry wolves while trying to build your dream castle. And don’t worry, our friendly community will always have your back…unless they decide to prank you by filling your house with chickens.

But wait, there’s more! We have legendary treasure hidden in secret locations that only the bravest adventurers can find. Just be careful, because rumor has it that a creeper with a vendetta is guarding the biggest loot of them all.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and remember, “I’m gonna hurt you” is just a friendly warning from our resident prankster, not a threat…probably.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	33

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Ores Mined:	6109
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

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