ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	382
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	24

New Minecraft Servers

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!

Casual Minecraft

{Java IP}, apply, bedrock, Builders, Casual, Chat, collaboration, Community, creativity, Discord, Exploration, Immersion, Legacy, Minecraft, PORT, proximity chat, skilled players, smp, spawn region, Survival, Trailer, Veteran

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2358
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Emeralds Found:	6501
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

IP	casualminecraft.fun

What We’re About:

Looking for a pure, classic Minecraft experience? Casual Minecraft brings you back to the roots of the game you fell in love with. Our no-frills survival SMP is built around a strong, friendly community where creativity, exploration, and collaboration thrive. No unnecessary gimmicks or overcomplicated plugins—just you, your imagination, and the adventure of survival. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or starting fresh, you’ll feel right at home.

Want to add a little extra immersion? Optional proximity chat is available for those who enjoy the fun of hearing nearby players in real time!

Builders Needed:

Think you’ve got what it takes to help shape our server? Trusted players and skilled builders can apply to design the spawn region (50–300 blocks from spawn) and create a lasting legacy. Join us on Discord to get started!

Connect Today:

Java IP: casualminecraft.fun

Bedrock: play.casualminecraft.fun (Port: 19132)

Discord: https://discord.gg/dtf2uUFamU

Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrW6hWUPCfs&lc=UgwdKzadozGJ2Ga9ZdV4AaABAg

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Are there any special plugins on the server?	No, our server focuses on a pure survival experience without unnecessary gimmicks.
Can players use creative mode on the server?	No, we are a survival-only server to maintain the challenge and excitement of the game.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have strict rules against griefing to ensure a positive and friendly community.
How can I become a builder on the server?	Trusted players and skilled builders can apply to design the spawn region by joining our Discord server and following the application process.
Is proximity chat mandatory on the server?	No, proximity chat is optional for players who enjoy the extra immersion of hearing nearby players.

Pixel Power Play 1.20.1

#videogames, 1.20.1, AAA Games, advanced computing, AI Memes, Artificial Intelligence, better use of a gpu, computational power, creative projects, data processing, deep learning, digital art creation, gaming technology, gaming vs productivity, GPU Acceleration, GPU utilization, Graphic design, high performance computing, innovative technology, machine learning, PIXEL, Play, power, rtx 5080

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9483
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	28	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Villages Defended:	6

Bro, do you even Minecraft? Join our server and experience the true power of the RTX 5080 – not for lame games, but for creating the dankest AI memes you’ve ever seen!

We’ve got pigs that can do the Macarena, creepers that drop sick beats, and villagers that will trade you diamonds for a dab.

Forget about boring old AAA slop, come to our server and unleash your creativity in ways you never thought possible. Plus, our community is full of fellow meme lords who will have you ROFLing 24/7.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s meme our way to victory together!

MakeupMayhemMC

aita, Appearance, beauty school, Classroom, criticism, DISRESPECTFUL, eyeliner, first day, judgement, light makeup, lipgloss, makeup, MakeupMayhemMC, minimal makeup, new class, response, rude comment, STUDENT, studying, Teacher

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4352
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Secret Passages Found:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	19

Are you tired of judgmental teachers who can’t appreciate your fabulous eyeliner and lipgloss combo? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We welcome all levels of makeup enthusiasts, from minimalists to full glam queens. Join us and let your creativity shine brighter than any highlighter!

Our server is a safe space for all makeup lovers, where you can build your dream makeup castle and slay the Ender Dragon in style. Don’t let anyone dull your sparkle, especially not some teacher who clearly needs a lesson in manners.

So come on over and show off your makeup skills while building the most fabulous creations in the Minecraft universe. Remember, on our server, the only drama is in the pixelated world, not in the classroom. Let’s slay, queens!

RespawnReveal

after death analytics, Afterlife, afterlife measurements, beyond the grave stats, celestial numbers, data analysis, death analytics, eternal evaluation, eternal metrics, eternal scorecard, final numbers, final report, heavenly data, legacy metrics, life review, posthumous metrics, postmortem insights, RespawnReveal, soul statistics, spiritual analytics, statistics

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1280
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you see after you die is a sad little death message? Well, look no further, because on our server, you’ll get to see some seriously epic stats after you kick the bucket!

Picture this: you die in a blaze of glory after taking on a horde of creepers with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. And instead of just seeing “Player was blown up by Creeper,” you get a full breakdown of your final moments. How many blocks did you mine before meeting your untimely demise? How many mobs did you slay? How many times did you accidentally fall into lava because you’re a total klutz?

But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll also get access to our exclusive “Resurrection Roulette” feature. When you die, instead of respawning at your bed or spawn point like a chump, you’ll be transported to a random location on the map. Will you end up in a lush jungle paradise or a desolate wasteland? It’s like playing Russian roulette with your respawn point!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience death like never before. Who knew dying in Minecraft could be so much fun?

KremlinKombatCraft

CASUALTIES, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, heavy, International, KremlinKombatCraft, Kursk, Military, News, north korean, Politics, Reports, russia, Russian, troop losses, Ukraine, Updates, War, world events, Zelenskiy

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1609
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
New Chunks Explored:	303361	Magic Items Found:	6541
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Emeralds Found:	4170	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Towns Built:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT RUSSIAN AND NORTH KOREAN TROOPS FIGHTIN’ IN KURSK! IT’S LIKE A WARZONE BUT WITH BLOCKS AND CREEPERS! COME JOIN DA CHAOS AND SEE WHO WILL BE THE LAST BLOCK STANDING! ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF U WIN A BATTLE, U GET A PET CREEPER TO FOLLOW U AROUND AND EXPLODE ON UR ENEMIES! SO COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT HISTORY TOGETHER!

What is the IP for Elite Kick Minecraft Server?

Elite, kick, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5775
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Elite Kick is a premier kickboxing gym based in Los Angeles, known for its high-intensity workouts and exceptional coaching staff. Founded by former professional kickboxer, John Smith, Elite Kick offers a range of classes for individuals of all fitness levels, from beginners to advanced athletes. With a focus on technique, strength, and cardio training, Elite Kick provides a challenging yet supportive environment for members to achieve their fitness goals.

SURVIVAL | LESS THAN 20 YEARS OLD – BAN Minecraft server

Account.., Auto, Ban, banner, description, GIF, height, Lazy, LESS THAN 20, Minecraft, OWNER, Personal, Server, Survival, width

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1422
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL FOR LESS THAN 20 YEARS – BAN” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

w7.vanilla-box.ru

NorthSMP

bedrock, Community, Discord, Feedback, garage, germany, growth, host, invite, managers, MONEY, name tag, NorthSMP, Owners, PvP, Raiding, Semi Vanilla, Suggestions, TEAM, TpRandom, world border

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8901
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Zombie Dances:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	6862
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Welcome to NorthSMP
Reason to join our SMP	Small Supportive Community, PvP And Raiding Allowed
Feedback and Suggestions	We always take feedback and suggestions. Invite your friends so this server grows.
World Border	75000×75000, will be increased later down the line if we get more players. TpRandom to up to 2000 blocks.
Owners And General Managers	Will be playing as just another player. Can set up a team name for your group to display on your name tag.
Server Address	NorthSMP.funserver.top:25598 Port 25598 for bedrock
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Where are the servers located?	A: Servers are located in Germany for now. Future plans to host a server in the owner’s garage if funds allow.
Q: Can I join with my friends?	A: Absolutely! Invite your friends to grow the server community.
Q: Are there any restrictions on gameplay?	A: PvP and raiding are allowed, but be respectful to fellow players.
Q: How can I provide feedback or suggestions?	A: Feel free to share your thoughts on Discord or in-game chat.
Q: Is there a limit to the world border size?	A: The current world border is 75000×75000 and may be increased with more players.

Mystic Realms United 1.21.3

1.21.3, American superiority, Argument, athletic excellence, cultural perceptions, facts, global icons, international competition, Media portrayal, mystic, narrative, Realms, russia, Russian inferiority, schizo imagination, Serena Williams, sharapova, sports rivalry, Stereotypes, Tennis legends, tennis players, United, united states

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4452
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	151
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Potions Brewed:	89	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the clash of Maria Sharapova and Serena Williams but in blocky pixel form.

You’ll see the supposed American superiority and supposed Russian inferiority play out in epic battles and build battles.

Forget reality, join us in the magical world of Minecraft where anything is possible, even if it doesn’t make sense.

Don’t argue with the facts, just join and have a crazy time with us. Let’s see who comes out on top in this wacky virtual world!

SisSwapDilemmaCraft

Divorce, engagement ring, family, family dynamics, grandmother, heirloom, Inheritance, jewelry, Marriage, Memories, personal choice, sentimental, sentimental value, sibling rivalry, SisSwapDilemmaCraft, sister, Support, Tough Decisions, tough love, tough times, tradition, Wedding

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2526
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your sister’s failed marriage? Look no further! Join our server where you can trade rings with your siblings, just like in this wild family tale.

On our server, you can wear virtual rings that remind you of your wedding day, lend them to friends for their special occasions, and even start a ring-swapping trend that will have everyone talking. Who needs heirlooms when you can have virtual bling that holds so many memories?

And if you ever get tired of your ring, you can sell it in-game or even dump it in the virtual ocean like in Titanic. The possibilities are endless on our server, where drama and diamonds go hand in hand.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more entertaining than a family feud over jewelry. Who knows, you might even find a ring that reminds you of your own virtual wedding day!

OrbitMC

Active Staff, Community, enter, Fun, get involved, Join, Linktr.ee, Linktree, Minecraft, OrbitMC, OrbitMC Staff Team, people, Play, Positive, Release, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Special perk, Whitelist

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6763
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
New Chunks Explored:	321004	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

OrbitMC Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP
Season	Season 2 (upcoming)
Staff Team	Active and dedicated
Community	Fun and positive

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join OrbitMC?	Visit our Linktree at https://linktr.ee/orbitmc for ways to get involved and join the server.
How do I get whitelisted on the server?	Once you join, follow the instructions provided to get whitelisted and start playing on the Minecraft Server.
Are there any perks for joining before the server release?	Yes, players who join before the release may receive a special perk.

Ethereal Isles 1.20

13th Anniversary, 18+ patch, 3D-Printable Figurines, Alpha, Anon’s Sprites, Community Works, Desktop Katawas, Download, Ethereal, FANFICS, Font Rip, Hisao, Honey Select Anon’s Database, Isles, Katawa Booru, Katawa Crash, Katawa Shoujo, Katawa Shoujo General, Kenjivania, KSG, Map, Miki Route, opinion change, QoTT, Steam, Summer’s Clover, survey results, suzu, Val’s Content Dump, where are they now?

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1112
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Hey, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of deranged llamas on a sugar rush? Well, look no further because this server is like a twisted version of Katawa Shoujo on crack!

Join us for the 13th Anniversary of Katawa Shoujo, where we celebrate by building pixelated monuments to our favorite disabled waifus.

Forget boring old survival mode, here you can create your own Miki Route and date Suzu or Hisao in Summer’s Clover.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try out Kenjivania, a game within a game that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

So come on down to this server where the only limit is your own twisted imagination. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor, because things are about to get weirder than a chicken riding a pig into battle.

CraftyCashOnly

bills, Boundaries, budgeting, Communication, CraftyCashOnly, Enabling, financial struggles, friendship, groceries, Guilt, Job Opportunities, lending money, Meal, mutual friends, Rent, RESPONSIBILITY, saving for future, Support, tax refund, tough times, unsupportive

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2627
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Magic Items Found:	5442	Meteorites Collected:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Are you tired of friends constantly asking you for money in real life? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and never worry about lending out your hard-earned virtual diamonds again!

Our server is filled with amazing adventures and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Build your own virtual empire, battle fierce mobs, and explore endless possibilities in a blocky world like no other.

And the best part? No one will ever ask you for money on our server! Say goodbye to awkward conversations and guilt trips from friends in need. Join us now and experience the freedom of a money-free virtual world!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and leave your real-life financial woes behind. Trust us, it’s a decision you won’t regret!

Spectre Origins SMP

1.20.1, avian, Better Sleeping, chat friendly, Cheating, Community, elytrian, ender dragon, enderian, Exploration, Graves, Griefing, Minecraft, Modded, Origins, quality of life, redstone engineers, Respect, Server, smp, Spectre, Survival, teamwork

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5923
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	35

Minecraft Server Overview:

Version	1.20.1
Mods	Origins (key feature of the server) QoL Mods (like Graves, Better Sleeping, Carry On)
Rules	Respect other players and their builds. No griefing or cheating. Keep chat friendly. Help each other out if you can!

DISCORD: https://discord.gg/zX7xNF4qsB

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Why Join Us?

Only about a week old
No Ender Dragon Defeated: We haven’t tackled the Ender Dragon yet! If you love the progression of survival and want to experience a server where everything is still fresh, come join in. Maybe we can all group up for the big fight soon!
Friendly Community: We’re a laid-back bunch looking for people who want to build cool bases, explore together, and just hang out. Cooperation and camaraderie are definitely encouraged.
Origins Mod Variety: Picking an origin changes how you play—from phasing through walls to teleporting or gliding through the skies. It creates unique interactions and encourages teamwork.
Quality of Life Extras: Minor improvements like easier inventory management or better sleeping mechanics. We want to keep things mostly vanilla while smoothing out little annoyances.
Active & Inclusive: We’re looking to grow a community, so we welcome anyone—casual players, builders, redstone engineers, or explorers.

Enchanted Beauty 1.21.2

1.21.2, beauty, Confidence, deserving, deserving admiration, deserving affection, deserving appreciation, deserving attention, deserving happiness, deserving love, deserving recognition, deserving respect, deserving validation, effortlessly beautiful, Enchanted, girl, love, relationship, self love, self worth, Standards, worthiness

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9930
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15

So like, if you wanna find a girl who is like, totally effortlessly beautiful, then you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro. I mean, who needs real life when you can find your dream girl in blocky pixel form, amirite?

Plus, like, you totally deserve it, man. You’ve been mining and crafting for so long, it’s about time you found your Minecraft soulmate. And let’s be real, she’s gonna be a total blocky babe.

So come on, join the server and start building your pixelated paradise with your perfect pixel princess. It’s like Tinder, but with creepers and diamonds. Trust me, it’s gonna be epic.