so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, yo. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, the craziest adventures and stuff.

like, one time, we had this epic quest where we had to rescue hostages from, like, evil zombies and stuff. it was, like, so intense, bro. but we totally saved the day and everyone was, like, super impressed.

and, get this, our admin gantz was gonna, like, resign or whatever, but then he heard about the hostages being rescued and was like, nah, i gotta stay and keep this party going. so, like, you know this server is, like, the place to be.

so, come join us and have the time of your life, bro. we promise you won’t regret it. peace out, homies!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 107/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 24
Love Letters Sent: 12 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13
Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Crafty Souls: Prepare to Mine Edition

    Crafty Souls: Prepare to Mine Edition
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take things to the next level with our “Is that a fucking Omen Mask dude?” edition! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a news channel that will keep you updated on all the latest happenings in the Minecraft world. Plus, our latest patches will blow your mind with new features and improvements that will make your gaming experience even more awesome.

    But wait, there’s more! Our main information document is a treasure trove of tips, tricks, and secrets that will help you become a Minecraft master in no time. And don’t forget about our character planners, interactive map, and group password – because who doesn’t love a good mystery to solve?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and be part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just ask our previous grace, who had the time of their lives with us. See you in the game!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 10
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • CraftyQueens – Where even creepers respect the ladies!

    CraftyQueens – Where even creepers respect the ladies!
    Are you tired of being a lonely Minecraft player, unable to find that special someone to share your diamond loot with? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee you’ll find love and affection from our virtual female players!

    Join us and experience the warmth and affection you’ve been missing in your pixelated life. Our female players are ready to shower you with attention and make you feel like the diamond in the rough that you truly are.

    Don’t be a faggot who hates women deep inside, join our server and let the love flow through you like a river of lava. You may just find that the real treasure in Minecraft is the friends (and girlfriends) you make along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your love story in the world of blocks and creepers.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Mines Excavated: 1748 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Blocky Yaoi Adventures: Where Creepers Explode and Love Blooms! 😂📚

    Blocky Yaoi Adventures: Where Creepers Explode and Love Blooms! 😂📚
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a danmei book? Look no further! Our server is filled with handsome guys and crazy adventures that will keep you hooked for hours on end.

    Join us and witness the epic tale of a player who accidentally hooked a fish while fishing, only to discover that the fish was actually a magical creature in disguise. Things took a steamy turn when the player and the fish fell in love and, well, let’s just say things got a little fishy and now there’s a fishbaby on the way!

    If you’re looking for a server that’s as bizarre and entertaining as a danmei novel, then come join us for some laughs and unforgettable moments. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
    Meteorite Armor Created: 12 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14 Crops Grown: 4260
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Runes Activated: 0

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • KoreaCraft: Where South Korea BTFOS Japan in Minecraft!

    KoreaCraft: Where South Korea BTFOS Japan in Minecraft!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than a showdown between South Korea and Japan? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it would make Japan collapse faster than a creeper explosion. Join us and experience the thrill of defending your territory against invaders like never before. It’s like Russia invading Ukraine, but with more blocky fun! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show Japan who’s boss!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Demon Skulls Collected: 27
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Animals Bred: 123
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Haunted Chests Opened: 9
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Lolcraft – 404 Not Found

    Lolcraft – 404 Not Found
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to be in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking chicken who gives out free diamonds! Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just end up in a dance-off with a group of friendly skeletons.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with a group of zombie villagers who have some killer dance moves. And don’t even get us started on the giant rainbow unicorn that roams the land, granting wishes to anyone who can beat it in a game of musical chairs.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on down and see for yourself – just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Mythical Quests Completed: 36

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • PixelPride: Where LGBT is okay, just like in Japan… but with creepers!

    PixelPride: Where LGBT is okay, just like in Japan… but with creepers!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being part of the LGBT community is not just okay, it’s fabulous! We embrace all players, whether you’re a rainbow-loving unicorn or a sparkly mermaid.

    Join us for epic adventures in a world where Japan sets the trend for all things fabulous. From kawaii villages to sushi-themed castles, the possibilities are endless. And don’t worry, we have plenty of pixelated cherry blossoms to make your gaming experience extra magical.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground karaoke club where players can show off their vocal skills while battling creepers. Trust us, nothing scares off a mob like a killer rendition of “I Will Survive.”

    So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where being yourself is not just accepted, it’s celebrated. Who knew that building blocks could be so fabulous?

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • MOOville Snapcraft

    MOOville Snapcraft
    Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob and letting innocent villagers die because you can’t build a proper defense? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can finally redeem yourself and become the hero you were always meant to be! Join us and prove to the world that you are not just another Steve with a pickaxe, but a true warrior ready to protect the land from all evil forces.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of ruthless creepers. Will you dare to venture into the depths of the mine and claim the precious diamonds for yourself? Or will you chicken out like the rest of the players who couldn’t handle the pressure?

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of Herobrine himself. Some say he roams the land seeking revenge on those who dare to challenge him. Will you be brave enough to face him in battle and emerge victorious, or will you become just another victim of his wrath?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might just become the legendary hero that Minecraft has been waiting for. Remember, the fate of the world is in your hands, anons. Don’t let us down!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2058 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Goofy’s RoboCraft Bonanza – Where Silly Meets Survival!

    Goofy’s RoboCraft Bonanza – Where Silly Meets Survival!
    Hey there, fellow virgins! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because this server is the ultimate place for all you losers out there!

    Join us and witness Goofy himself mocking you for being a virgin. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds! That’s right, you heard me. Diamonds.

    But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out. Rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the virginity jokes and diamond-pooping unicorns begin! Hyuck hyuck!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 28 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 10
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Infinite Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Crafty Togashi’s Selfish Server

    Crafty Togashi’s Selfish Server
    Are you tired of waiting for Togashi to release new chapters of Hunter x Hunter? Well, come join our Minecraft server and take out all your frustrations in the most epic way possible! Build a giant statue of Togashi and then blow it up with TNT, or create a maze filled with traps inspired by the never-ending hiatuses. Let out all your anger and have a blast with other fans who are just as fed up as you are. Who needs new chapters when you have a Minecraft server like this to keep you entertained? Join now and let the rage flow through you!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 15
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Cursed Amulets Found: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Blocky Burger Delivery

    Blocky Burger Delivery
    Are you tired of the evil corporations taking all your hard-earned money? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have developed a secret method to stick it to the man! By joining us, you’ll not only save money on your Uber Eats orders, but you’ll also become part of a rebellious group of gamers who are taking down the system, one chicken nugget at a time. Join us at tg @jenobeno and let’s show those corpos who’s boss!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Emeralds Found: 5013
    Mythical Quests Completed: 35 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Ye Olde Blocky Brits: A Minecraft Server Time Machine

    Ye Olde Blocky Brits: A Minecraft Server Time Machine
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you crave adventure and excitement beyond your wildest dreams? Then come join our server and experience a world like no other – a world that existed before the Brits even knew what Minecraft was!

    Picture this: you spawn into a land where dinosaurs roam freely, unicorns prance through fields of rainbow-colored grass, and dragons soar through the skies breathing fire and causing chaos. You’ll have to use all your survival skills to navigate this wild and untamed world, but don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of tools and weapons to help you on your journey.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Lost City of Gold, rumored to be filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and claim its treasures for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because in this world, anything can happen!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Alien Abductions: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Gods Slained: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 10 Alternate Realities Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Minecraft Mayhem: VAllure’s Doom or Boom!

    Minecraft Mayhem: VAllure’s Doom or Boom!
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us and be part of a community that is on the brink of either epic failure or legendary success – the suspense is killing us!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a market for specifically lewd vtubers – yes, you read that right. Imagine a world where virtual YouTubers are pushing the boundaries of decency and making waves in the digital realm. And guess what? Dude That’s Lewd/Wholesome is on board, so you know it’s gonna be wild!

    And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we’re also introducing a new vtuber called “Ropes” who is dedicated to all things bondage. Get ready for a virtual experience that will tie you up in excitement (pun intended)!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey and let’s make Minecraft history together. Who knows, you might just become the next virtual sensation!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Alien Abductions: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Horizon Craft: Where Creepers are Friends and Diamonds are Forever

    Horizon Craft: Where Creepers are Friends and Diamonds are Forever
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us at Horizon games for a wild ride filled with craziness and laughter. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

    1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that only the bravest players can find it and claim its treasures.

    2. Our PvP arena is like no other – it’s a floating island in the sky where you battle it out with other players while riding on flying pigs. Yes, you heard that right. Flying pigs.

    3. Want to ride a dragon? No problem! We have a special event where players can tame and ride their very own dragons around the server. Just be careful not to crash into any buildings!

    4. Our staff members are all trained ninjas who will help you with any questions or issues you may have. Need help building a castle? They’ll swoop in and build it for you in record time.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Horizon games now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Magic Wands Crafted: 22
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 18
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • LoveCrafted: Where redpills and romance collide in the world of Minecraft!

    LoveCrafted: Where redpills and romance collide in the world of Minecraft!
    Are you tired of being redpilled on the true state of women? Looking for love in all the wrong places? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the harsh realities of the dating world by building your own love shack with pixelated pigs and cows as your companions. Who needs a significant other when you have a diamond sword and a pet creeper to keep you company? Join now and let the blocky love story begin!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 36 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 20
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 15 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • ChunkyCraft: Where even the creepers are on a diet!

    ChunkyCraft: Where even the creepers are on a diet!
    Are you tired of being a skinny legend in Minecraft? Do you want to be as thicc as this portly gentleman? Then come join our server where we promise to fatten you up with all the virtual cake and cookies you can eat! Our exclusive weightmaxxing program will have you looking like a Minecraft Steve on steroids in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a gang of mischievous cows who will do your bidding if you offer them a sacrifice of golden carrots. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start bulking up like never before!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 9
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 30
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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