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Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 97/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Endless Night Skies: 4
Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
Vanishing Items Found: 8 Treasure Maps Found: 11

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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