so, like, u know how 1 in 20 australian women could have had some weird stuff happen with their baby-making parts cuz of their partner? well, on our minecraft server, we promise NONE of that will happen! cuz, like, our server is a safe space for all players, no matter what kind of crazy stuff they’ve been through. join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and making new friends! plus, we have a secret underground bunker full of diamonds and llamas. so, like, why wouldn’t u wanna join? come on, let’s build a world where everyone can be happy and free from reproductive coercion!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 90/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 22
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 2795
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 44 Astral Amulets Crafted: 41
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Farms Harvested: 740
Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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