| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 4934 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Ores Mined: | 8327 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1670 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
The server started on November 1, 2023, paid and free passages!
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| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 3049 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 15 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 441405 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3597 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 8466 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 | New Chunks Explored: | 404294 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 7587 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 10 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 35 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
Join us and you’ll be transformed into the man in the pic in every way possible. You’ll have the strength of a thousand creepers, the agility of an ocelot, and the charm of a baby pig. Rumor has it that the man in the pic once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Are you up for the challenge?
But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. If you can impress him with your building skills, he may just grant you access to his secret stash of rare blocks and treasures.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate man in the pic. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!
| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 1324 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 214 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 9034 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 7 |
We understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep her hands off your things. That’s why our server is the perfect place for you to express yourself without any judgment or tea spillage. Let your creativity run wild and show your mom who’s boss in the virtual world!
Don’t be an asshole in real life, join our server and let out all your frustrations in a fun and safe environment. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect therapy for dealing with overbearing moms? Join now and start building your dream room without any interference!
| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 4047 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 11 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 25 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 | New Chunks Explored: | 152191 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
But wait, there’s more! Another time, I was building a castle and a player dressed as a unicorn rode in on a rainbow and started giving out enchanted golden apples to everyone! And then a group of pandas riding on flying pigs swooped in and started a dance party with disco lights and techno music! It was like a rave in the middle of a medieval kingdom, I couldn’t believe my eyes!
So if you want to experience the most insane and wacky adventures in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP! Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have with strangers, but one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored! Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 4210 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
| Magic Items Found: | 1942 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 11 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 |
But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They’ve been studying us humans for centuries, waiting for the perfect moment to reveal themselves and take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their extraterrestrial agenda? The choice is yours on our wacky Minecraft server.
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of diamonds. Imagine building your dream castle out of sparkling gemstones and ruling over a kingdom of bling. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on a wild adventure filled with conspiracies, aliens, and riches beyond your wildest dreams.
| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 4015 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Farms Harvested: | 674 | Magic Crystals Found: | 22 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 7 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 3623 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 5 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Crops Grown: | 6861 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Potions Brewed: | 45 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 6785 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 10 | Wilderness Tamed: | 16 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 43 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Emeralds Found: | 4689 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 4090 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 37 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 85 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 179 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 |
Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!
Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?
So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!
| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 3428 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 13 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 9166 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 43 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 24 | Farms Harvested: | 479 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 5398 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 27 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 34 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4951 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 27 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 8060 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 0 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 3329 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 | Void Armor Forged: | 13 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 60 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 18 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 7113 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 21 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 352 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 47 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
