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| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 2336 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 3 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 453 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 166 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 47 |
Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.
Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.
So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.
