if u want 2 join a minecraft server that is so lit u will need sunglasses just 2 log on, then u gotta join this server. we have diamonds raining from the sky, creepers that do the macarena when u approach them, and villagers that speak in Shakespearean insults.

one time, a player found a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, guarding a chest full of enchanted golden carrots. another player stumbled upon a hidden portal that transported them to a dimension made entirely of cheese.

if u join our server, u will be greeted by a giant pink flamingo named Gerald who will guide u on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and rescue the princess from the clutches of a giant slime named Slurp.

so come on over and join the fun! but be warned, once u enter our server, u may never want 2 leave. it’s like Hotel California, but with more explosions and less Eagles.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 103/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
Mines Excavated: 2201 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 3
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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