if u want 2 join a minecraft server that is so lit u will need sunglasses just 2 log on, then u gotta join this server. we have diamonds raining from the sky, creepers that do the macarena when u approach them, and villagers that speak in Shakespearean insults.

one time, a player found a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, guarding a chest full of enchanted golden carrots. another player stumbled upon a hidden portal that transported them to a dimension made entirely of cheese.

if u join our server, u will be greeted by a giant pink flamingo named Gerald who will guide u on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and rescue the princess from the clutches of a giant slime named Slurp.

so come on over and join the fun! but be warned, once u enter our server, u may never want 2 leave. it’s like Hotel California, but with more explosions and less Eagles.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 95/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 31
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Meteorite Armor Created: 24
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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