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| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 3323 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 40 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Towns Built: | 5 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Villages Defended: | 18 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 7 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
if u want 2 join a minecraft server that is so lit u will need sunglasses just 2 log on, then u gotta join this server. we have diamonds raining from the sky, creepers that do the macarena when u approach them, and villagers that speak in Shakespearean insults.
one time, a player found a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, guarding a chest full of enchanted golden carrots. another player stumbled upon a hidden portal that transported them to a dimension made entirely of cheese.
if u join our server, u will be greeted by a giant pink flamingo named Gerald who will guide u on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and rescue the princess from the clutches of a giant slime named Slurp.
so come on over and join the fun! but be warned, once u enter our server, u may never want 2 leave. it’s like Hotel California, but with more explosions and less Eagles.
