if u want 2 join a minecraft server that is so lit u will need sunglasses just 2 log on, then u gotta join this server. we have diamonds raining from the sky, creepers that do the macarena when u approach them, and villagers that speak in Shakespearean insults.

one time, a player found a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, guarding a chest full of enchanted golden carrots. another player stumbled upon a hidden portal that transported them to a dimension made entirely of cheese.

if u join our server, u will be greeted by a giant pink flamingo named Gerald who will guide u on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and rescue the princess from the clutches of a giant slime named Slurp.

so come on over and join the fun! but be warned, once u enter our server, u may never want 2 leave. it’s like Hotel California, but with more explosions and less Eagles.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 104/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Mythical Swords Crafted: 94
Blood Moons Survived: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 57 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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