if u want 2 join a minecraft server that is so lit u will need sunglasses just 2 log on, then u gotta join this server. we have diamonds raining from the sky, creepers that do the macarena when u approach them, and villagers that speak in Shakespearean insults.

one time, a player found a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, guarding a chest full of enchanted golden carrots. another player stumbled upon a hidden portal that transported them to a dimension made entirely of cheese.

if u join our server, u will be greeted by a giant pink flamingo named Gerald who will guide u on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and rescue the princess from the clutches of a giant slime named Slurp.

so come on over and join the fun! but be warned, once u enter our server, u may never want 2 leave. it’s like Hotel California, but with more explosions and less Eagles.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7
Mines Excavated: 1577 Zombie Dances: 5
Players Killed by Monsters: 2238 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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