if u want 2 join a minecraft server that is so lit u will need sunglasses just 2 log on, then u gotta join this server. we have diamonds raining from the sky, creepers that do the macarena when u approach them, and villagers that speak in Shakespearean insults.

one time, a player found a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, guarding a chest full of enchanted golden carrots. another player stumbled upon a hidden portal that transported them to a dimension made entirely of cheese.

if u join our server, u will be greeted by a giant pink flamingo named Gerald who will guide u on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and rescue the princess from the clutches of a giant slime named Slurp.

so come on over and join the fun! but be warned, once u enter our server, u may never want 2 leave. it’s like Hotel California, but with more explosions and less Eagles.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 91/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
Rune Stones Activated: 6 Mysterious Portals Opened: 12
Living Statues Befriended: 0 Dragons Tamed: 4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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