if u want 2 join a minecraft server that is so lit u will need sunglasses just 2 log on, then u gotta join this server. we have diamonds raining from the sky, creepers that do the macarena when u approach them, and villagers that speak in Shakespearean insults.

one time, a player found a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, guarding a chest full of enchanted golden carrots. another player stumbled upon a hidden portal that transported them to a dimension made entirely of cheese.

if u join our server, u will be greeted by a giant pink flamingo named Gerald who will guide u on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and rescue the princess from the clutches of a giant slime named Slurp.

so come on over and join the fun! but be warned, once u enter our server, u may never want 2 leave. it’s like Hotel California, but with more explosions and less Eagles.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 108/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared: 26 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
Living Statues Befriended: 0 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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