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| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 2655 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 | Treasure Maps Found: | 10 |
if u want 2 join a minecraft server that is so lit u will need sunglasses just 2 log on, then u gotta join this server. we have diamonds raining from the sky, creepers that do the macarena when u approach them, and villagers that speak in Shakespearean insults.
one time, a player found a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, guarding a chest full of enchanted golden carrots. another player stumbled upon a hidden portal that transported them to a dimension made entirely of cheese.
if u join our server, u will be greeted by a giant pink flamingo named Gerald who will guide u on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and rescue the princess from the clutches of a giant slime named Slurp.
so come on over and join the fun! but be warned, once u enter our server, u may never want 2 leave. it’s like Hotel California, but with more explosions and less Eagles.
