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| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 9804 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 125 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 150 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 24 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
if u want 2 join a minecraft server that is so lit u will need sunglasses just 2 log on, then u gotta join this server. we have diamonds raining from the sky, creepers that do the macarena when u approach them, and villagers that speak in Shakespearean insults.
one time, a player found a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, guarding a chest full of enchanted golden carrots. another player stumbled upon a hidden portal that transported them to a dimension made entirely of cheese.
if u join our server, u will be greeted by a giant pink flamingo named Gerald who will guide u on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and rescue the princess from the clutches of a giant slime named Slurp.
so come on over and join the fun! but be warned, once u enter our server, u may never want 2 leave. it’s like Hotel California, but with more explosions and less Eagles.
