Rent-a-Mess-Or-Else | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoStressCraft

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2507
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Dimension Hops:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Are you tired of constantly worrying about creepers blowing up your builds and skeletons shooting you from a distance? Well, fear no more because on our server, anxiety is a thing of the past! Join us and experience the blissful life of a carefree Minecraft player where the only thing you need to worry about is how to tame that pesky llama that keeps spitting on you.

Our server is so relaxing, even the Ender Dragon takes a chill pill when it sees how zen everyone is. We have a secret potion that turns all mobs into adorable puppies that follow you around and do tricks for treats. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take a dip in our lava hot tub for the ultimate relaxation experience.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to anxiety and hello to a world of endless fun and ridiculousness. Trust us, your mental health will thank you.

CarrotCraft – Sweet Sugar Server

bioactive compounds, blood sugar regulation, CarrotCraft, Carrots, diabetes management, diabetes prevention, dietary intervention, fiber rich foods, glucose levels, gut flora, health benefits, Healthy Eating, Insulin sensitivity, metabolic health, mouse model study, nutrient-rich food, plant based diet, Server, Sugar, sugar absorption, SWEET, type 2 diabetes, Vegetable, weight management

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1596
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where CARROTS WILL SAVE YOUR LIFE!!! we have a special mod that makes carrots help regulate your blood sugar and improve your gut flora, just like in a new mouse model study.

imagine munching on a carrot while fighting off zombies and skeletons, feeling your cells absorb sugar like never before. you’ll be the healthiest player in the game, all thanks to our magical carrot mod.

so why wait? join now and let the power of carrots guide you to victory! who knew veggies could be so epic in minecraft?!

WHO WILL ENTER THE DS TO THE OP Minecraft server

Adventure, Anarchy, Aternos, challenge, Clans, classic, Community, creativity, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, Exploration, Free Admin, Free Donations, Grief, Hardcore, Limitless, long term, Minecraft, multiplayer, No bans, No Donations, No Mini-Games, No Private, No Registration, No Rules, No Wipes, not reset, ONLINE, open world, Pirate, player freedom, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Russian, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Unique, Vanilla, Weddings, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	600
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	2442	Dragon Scales Harvested:	237
Dimension Hops:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.

At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.

49.12.168.17:35825

Gatekeeper’s Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, Apocalypse, athlete black men, blonde women, brunette women, Community, dessert, Diversity, ethical dilemma, food supply, Gatekeepers, group dynamics, Hunger, long-term planning, moral choices, Realm, Resource Management, sacrifice, secure bunker, Shelter, Survival, tough decision, white women

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9330
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	405479	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Join our Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate apocalypse scenario!

Imagine being in a bunker with a bunch of athlete black men, fighting for survival and food for 15 years!

Or picture yourself with a group of 50 blonde and brunette white women aged 18-25, trying to survive and thrive on only 10 years worth of food!

But wait, there’s more! How about teaming up with 10 assorted desserts on a stick that are completely useless in a fight, but will keep you fed for 18 years!

Join now and choose your group wisely, because in this Minecraft server, the apocalypse is just the beginning of the madness!

EternalBlockParty – Minecraft SMP

EternalBlockParty, Life goals Longevity Happiness Health Fulfillment Dreams Contentment Love Success Wealth Family Peace Wisdom Adventure Prosperity Gratitude Passion Balance Purpose Abundance, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6033
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dimension Hops:	10

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the Macarena. Yeah, that’s the kind of craziness you’ll find on this server.

We’ve got a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. And don’t even get me started on the giant chicken boss that drops fried chicken wings as loot. It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that will launch you into the stratosphere. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden potato that grants you infinite hunger.

So, if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up for the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a wild ride, my dude.

CraftyCreationsMC

Afterlife, Beliefs, CraftyCreationsMC, creator, deity, Divine, Existence, FAITH, GOD, Higher power, moral code, opinion, philosophy, PRAYER, Religion, salvation, spirituality, Supernatural, theology, Universe, Worship

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	968
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Farms Harvested:	690
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server where even God himself plays? That’s right, our server is so amazing that even the big man upstairs can’t resist logging on to build some epic structures and battle it out with other players. Join now to see if you can take on God in a PvP match or team up with him to create the ultimate base. Who knows, maybe he’ll even bless you with some diamond armor for good luck! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to impress the man upstairs!

TrumpCraft: Last Stand Ukraine

administration, Allies, cooperation, Defence, eastern europe, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, Meeting, Military, nato, Politics, president, SECURITY, Stand, strategic partnership, summit, TRANSITION, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, united states

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1553
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Towns Built:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Animals Bred:	180
Zombie Dances:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3

🤣🤣🤣 OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where we pretend to be Ukraine allies tryna hold off Trump before he takes office! 🇺🇦🤝🤡 We build giant walls and have epic battles with zombie pigmen dressed as politicians! 💥🐷 And if u join now, u get a free pet chicken named Hillary Cluckton! 🐔👑 So come on, join us in the fight against the orange menace and let’s show him who’s boss in this wacky world of blocks and pixels! 🌍🎮 #UkraineAlliesUnite #TrumpTakedown #MinecraftMadness 😂🔥

Firestorm Frenzy

abrupt climate change, Firestorm, Frenzy, increased wildfire activity, past periods, potential feature, significant shifts, study, temperature fluctuations, tropical rainfall patterns, world

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6659
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Void Armor Forged:	18	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Votes:	6942
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	29

join our minecraft server and experience the wildest wildfires you’ve ever seen! we’ve got crazy weather patterns that will keep you on your toes as you try to survive the flames. who needs boring old regular climate when you can have abrupt climate change in minecraft? come join us for a fiery adventure like no other!

Rainbow Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, content creators, Digital Media, Entertainment, fanbase, Gaming, Good, IDOLS, japanese, Live streaming, Music, Niji Sanji, NijiEN, Nijisanji, Online Community, Performance, RAINBOW, Realm, talent agency, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	814
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	419	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Buildings Constructed:	36	Crops Grown:	3087
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server called NijiEN.

You gotta join cuz like, the pigs there can fly and the cows can breakdance. It’s a whole new level of wackiness, man.

And get this, the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. Like, what even is reality anymore?

Plus, the zombies are actually super chill and just wanna have a dance party with you. It’s like Thriller up in here, but with blocky zombies.

So yeah, if you wanna experience a Minecraft server that’s on some next level trippy shiz, then NijiEN is where it’s at, my dude.

SassySheepMinecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal characteristics, Animal intelligence, animal kingdom, animal personalities, Animals, anthropomorphism, Communication, Conversation, FANTASY, hypothetical scenarios, Kindness, Manners, niceness, niceness in animals, rudeness, rudeness in animals, SassySheepMinecraft, smp, speculation, Talking Animals

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3613
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! We have talking animals, like, can you even imagine how crazy that is? The pigs are all like “oink oink, give me some diamonds, bro” and the cows are all like “moo, I’m too fabulous for this grass.” It’s a total riot, I swear!

But wait, it gets even better. The creepers are actually super chill and just want to be friends. They’re all like “sssssssup, let’s blow stuff up together!” And the zombies are like “braaaaains, but also friendship.” It’s a total party up in here, I’m telling you.

So yeah, if you want to hang out with some sassy animals and make friends with explosive creepers, you gotta join this server. It’s a wild ride, but trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the talking chickens, they’re a little too obsessed with their feathers.

AgeCraft: Noob at Redstone

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9776
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Astral Projections Made:	0
Runes Activated:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Emeralds Found:	5839

Are you tired of being judged for not knowing how to build a redstone contraption at the ripe old age of 12? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, age is just a number and incompetence is celebrated! Join us and revel in your inability to craft a simple pickaxe without consulting the Minecraft wiki for the 100th time. Our community of equally clueless players will make you feel right at home as you struggle to survive in a world where even the pigs laugh at your lack of mining skills. So come on down to our server and embrace your inner noob, because here, being a noob is the new pro!

PixelPorkChop’s Fast & Fit Server

abdominal fat, blood sugar regulation, cardiovascular health, Fast, fasting and abdominal fat, fasting and blood sugar, fasting and cardiovascular health, fasting benefits, fasting benefits for obesity, fasting effects, fasting for health, fasting for weight loss, fasting methods, fasting research, fasting results, fasting schedule, fasting tips, fit, intermittent fasting, obesity, PixelPorkChops, Server, subcutaneous fat, weight loss

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7527
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Falling into the Void:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Runes Activated:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Enchantments Applied:	281	New Chunks Explored:	384309
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of being a chunky monkey in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! We got that intermittent fasting action going on up in here!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and your character automatically starts fasting from 5 pm until 9 am the next day. Not only will you lose weight faster than a creeper explodes, but your heart will be healthier than a diamond sword!

But wait, there’s more! By not eating anything during those fasting hours, you’ll regulate your blood sugar like a pro and say goodbye to that pesky subcutaneous fat! Say hello to a leaner, meaner Minecraft machine!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and watch those pounds melt away faster than ice in the Nether! Let’s get fit, Minecraft style!

Lavbyte

Anti-Xray, apply, collaboration, Currency, Discord, Google form, java, Land Claims, Lavbyte, Minecraft, Protection, Server, smp, South US region, Survival, Tpa, twitch, Whitelist, world backups, Youtubers

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1163
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10

Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival
Version	Java 1.21.4
Region	South US

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can apply through our Google Form: Application Form

Q: What are some server highlights?

Land claims, TPA, currency, world backups, protection, anti-xray, etc.
Stress on no cheating or harassment.

Q: What are the rules for the server?

A: No cheating of any kind, and no harassment of any kind.

Q: How will I know if I am approved?

A: Once approved, you will be added to the whitelist and added on discord.

Girl Ass Worship Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, accident, ass, CHEEKS, destroyed love, Disgusting, Drunk, eating butt, face between cheeks, fart, girl, girl ass, Girlfriend, Land, life destroyed, no desire, play with ass, putrid shit, stank, Throat, tight asshole, Tongue, Worship, worshipping

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2137
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	104	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Hey bros, are you tired of worshipping girl ass only to have your dreams shattered by a stinky fart in your mouth? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the horrors of real life butt play gone wrong!

On our server, you can build your own world where no farts can ruin your fun. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and never worry about a stinky surprise again.

So come on, join us and leave the smelly memories behind. Let’s build a new world together, free from the horrors of butt-related disasters. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Auntie Scammy’s Cash Grab

advice, Assistance, aunt, AUNTIE, Boundaries, career, Cash, Communication, Decision making, Dilemma, family, financial help, Grab, Guilt, Honesty, loyalty, MONEY, parents, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Scammys, Secrets, Support, Trust

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7375
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as confusing as your aunt asking for 30k out of the blue? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine for diamonds while pondering the mysteries of family dynamics and financial woes.

We promise no one will ask you for 30k, but who knows what kind of crazy requests you might encounter in our virtual world. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a lost miner who needs your help finding their fortune, or a mysterious villager who offers you riches in exchange for completing absurd quests.

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for not telling your mom about your aunt’s strange request – just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies. Who knows, maybe your aunt will even log on and explain herself in the chat. Anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

Players:	107/600	Votes:	5970
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Enchantments Applied:	246
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	20