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NATOcraft: Biden’s Blame Game

Bidens, Blame, Game, NATOcraft, Trump Biden Russia Ukraine NATO War Provoking Aspirations International relations Conflict Politics Geopolitics United States Foreign policy Diplomacy Military Aggression Alliance Security Crisis

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2420
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9692	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4

so, like, u should totally join this minecraft server cuz it’s like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got unicorns and dragons and stuff, it’s cray cray!

plus, like, trump totally plays on our server and he blames biden for, like, starting a war with russia cuz of some nato stuff with ukraine. like, who knew minecraft could cause so much drama, amirite?

so, like, come join us and be part of the epic battle between trump and biden in the world of minecraft. it’s gonna be lit, fam!

Pickpocketing Marsupials Server

Animal Behavior, animal facts, animal pouches, animal theft, Australian fauna, australian wildlife, interesting animals, Kangaroos, Koalas, marsupial species, marsupials, pickpocketed, Pickpocketing, possums, pouch, Server, thievery, unique animals, unique behavior, wallabies, wildlife, wildlife trivia

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	721
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	1331	Underground Cities Explored:	5

so, like, this server is like, the craziest place ever, man. like, did you know that on this server, marsupials are the only animals that can be pickpocketed? like, imagine sneaking up on a kangaroo and stealing its wallet, bro.

but that’s not even the best part. on this server, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance the night away. creepers doing the electric slide, skeletons breakdancing, it’s wild, man.

and don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts. rumor has it that there’s a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly llamas. but watch out, because they’re trained in martial arts and will karate chop anyone who tries to steal their bling.

so, like, if you’re looking for a server that’s totally bonkers and full of surprises, you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for those pickpocketing marsupials, they’re sneaky little buggers.

Blocky Commute: Beyond Downtown Hub

blocky, city planning, Commute, commuting patterns, daily movements, digital nomads, downtown, downtown hubs, economic geography, economic impact, employment trends, Hub, neighborhood-bound, remote jobs, remote work, research, spatial analysis, Technology, telecommuting, Transportation, urban development, urban economies, work from home, Workforce

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6050
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Mines Excavated:	1371
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

so, like, u know how u think ur just chillin in ur lil neighborhood, doin ur thing? well guess what, turns out ur daily movements are like, way more wild than u thought. like, u could be affectin urban economies without even knowin it. crazy, right?

join our minecraft server and be part of this INSANE discovery. u could be the reason a whole downtown hub thrives or dies. u never know, man. it’s like, a whole new level of responsibility.

plus, we have the most lit builds and the craziest events. like, one time we had a giant chicken parade that took over the whole server. it was cluckin wild, dude. u don’t wanna miss out on this kind of madness.

so come on, join us and be part of the urban economy revolution. who knew minecraft could be so impactful, right? let’s shake things up together, one block at a time.

Prime Survival

Community, Discord, Economy, Events, evolving world, Friendly, Lag-free, Loyal, multiplayer, multiplayer server, North America, Optimized, Positive, Prime, problem solving, Seasons, Server, Shops, smp, Staff Team, Survival

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6460
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4204	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dimension Hops:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Void Armor Forged:	29	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

Prime Survival Minecraft Server

IP Address	mc.primesurvival.net
About	Server has been operating since 2018. Prime aims to capture the best aspects of favorite servers and constantly improve its features.
Community	Player base mainly from North America but all are welcome. Active Discord server for announcements and community interaction.

FAQ

Q: How long has Prime Survival been operating?

A: Prime Survival has been operating since 2018.

Q: What is the goal of Prime Survival?

A: The goal of Prime Survival is to capture the best aspects of favorite servers, improve on their shortcomings, and provide a lag-free experience for players.

Q: Where does the majority of the player base come from?

A: The majority of the player base comes from North America, but players from all regions are welcome to join.

Q: Is there an active community Discord server?

A: Yes, Prime Survival has an active Discord server for announcements, discussion, and community interaction. Players are encouraged to join to stay connected.

Q: What can players expect from the ALL NEW 1.21x map in Prime Survival?

A: The ALL NEW 1.21x map in Prime Survival offers an enhanced survival experience for players. Join the server and Discord to stay updated on community activities.

ZenCraft Skylands 1.21.1

1.21.1, addiction, anxiety, b.., benzodiazepine abuse, benzodiazepines, coping mechanisms, medication, mental health, mental illness, Mental well-being, mood problems, panic attacks, pharmaceuticals, prescription drugs, Psychiatry, Psychology, side effects, Skylands, Therapy, Treatment, Xanax, zencraft

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9342
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	19

Yo, bros, forget about Xanax, come join our Minecraft server instead! Why deal with panic attacks when you can be mining diamonds and building epic structures in our world? Plus, who needs mood problems when you can be chilling with your virtual buddies and having a blast? Anxiety? Pshhh, just join our server and let all your worries melt away as you explore, create, and have a freaking awesome time. Trust me, this server is the ultimate cure for all your real-life problems. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the Minecraft magic heal your soul!

Pixel Punk Paradise

BTFO, cm punk, cmpg, commodity, Embed, general, Goat, Hottest, instagram, Links, Paradise, PIXEL, Platform, punk, Punker, Raw, related, Seething, social media, twitter, Widgets, wrestling

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5433
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dragons Tamed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	7860	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Yo yo yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got all the RAWThe Punker’s links for you to check out, like his Instagram and Twitter. SEETHING SEFF BTFO BY THE GOAT, you know what I’m saying? Join us for some epic gaming adventures and let’s have a blast together! Don’t miss out, come join the madness now!

BoundaryCraft Server

apartment, Boundaries, Boundary, BoundaryCraft, comfort, Communication, control, Disrespect, Expectations, Favor, Friend, Frustration, houseguest, manipulative, Military, privacy, relationships, Rent, Respect, roommate, Safety, Server

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4009
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Are you tired of dealing with disrespectful roommates who bring random strangers into your home without any consideration for your safety or privacy? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can build your own virtual home without the worry of unwanted guests barging in!

On our server, you can create your own rules and enforce them however you see fit. Want to ban all players who don’t ask permission before entering your virtual abode? Go for it! Want to charge rent in diamonds and emeralds? Totally doable!

Join us now and experience a world where you are the master of your domain, where no one can disrespect you or your virtual spouse. Build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content, all without the drama of real-life roommates. Plus, we have a strict “no random strangers in your virtual home” policy, so you can rest easy knowing that your virtual wife is safe while she’s out slaying zombies or mining for resources.

Don’t let real-life roommate drama ruin your Minecraft experience. Join our server today and start building your dream virtual home, free from unwanted guests and drama!

MexiCraftSisNoHelp

Argument, Certification, Cleansing, Decision making, Diploma, education, enema, family, financial responsibility, God’s mission, INDEPENDENCE, knowledge, mexico, MexiCraftSisNoHelp, MONEY, normal life, Phone, Religion, School, sibling, Support

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6751
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Mines Excavated:	1523
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Crops Grown:	3925	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Chimeras Created:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your family drama? Look no further! Join our server and escape to a world where you don’t have to worry about your sister running off to questionable schools in Mexico.

On our server, you can build your own virtual family and make sure they never abandon you for some weird cult-like school. Plus, you won’t have to worry about paying for their phone bills or meals – they can fend for themselves in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

Join now and experience the ultimate virtual family experience, where the only drama you’ll encounter is trying to decide what color to paint your virtual house. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life family issues.

LovestruckLlama Minecraft SMP

Affection, Commitment, deep connection, devotion, emotions, Falling In Love, feelings, Heartwarming, INTIMATE, knowing, Life Partner, long term, love, LovestruckLlama, Minecraft, Passion, realization, relationships, romance, sentimental, smp, soulmate, special bond

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1527
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Crops Grown:	5584
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the most lit place ever, with unicorns flying around and diamond armor growing on trees. Like, I knew I loved this server when I rode a pig off a cliff and survived because I had a feather falling enchantment on my boots. It was like, true love at first sight, you know?

And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance when the sun goes down. I swear, I saw a creeper breakdancing with a skeleton, it was wild. That’s when I knew this server was the one for me.

Oh, and did I mention the admin is a talking potato who grants wishes if you sacrifice a stack of baked potatoes? It’s insane, bro. I wished for a pet dragon and now I ride around on a dragon breathing fire on all the noobs.

So yeah, if you wanna experience true love and ridiculous adventures, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. It’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and fun, and you’ll never want to leave. Trust me, bro, it’s the best decision you’ll ever make.

Elon’s Crafty Politics

activism, billionaire, brexit, Business, Crafty, Economy, electric vehicles, elon musk, Elons, entrepreneur, future trends, global affairs, Government, influence, innovation, leadership, Politics, renewable energy, social media, spacex, Technology, tesla, UK politics

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4267
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Astral Projections Made:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Dimension Hops:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7

Have you heard the rumors? Elon Musk is actually joining UK politics because he wants to build a Minecraft server that is out of this world! Literally, he plans to create a server set on Mars where players can mine for space diamonds and battle alien mobs. And guess what? He’s looking for players to join him on this intergalactic adventure! So if you want to be a part of history and help Elon Musk conquer the red planet in the name of Minecraft, then join our server now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride in a Tesla spaceship to get there. 😉🚀 #MinecraftOnMars #ElonForPresident

SnowballCraft Minecraft Server

Alliance, border, Canada, denial, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, Minecraft, neighbor, News, North America, Politics, prime minister, Server, snowball’s chance, SnowballCraft, SOVEREIGNTY, speculation, Statement, trudeau, U.S

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6641
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Farms Harvested:	383	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so epic, even trudeau himself said there’s not ‘a snowball’s chance’ canada would become part of it? well, this server is so lit that even the prime minister is shooketh by its awesomeness.

join us and build the most epic structures you can imagine, like a giant statue of trudeau riding a polar bear into battle against a horde of creepers. or maybe you want to create a secret underground base filled with treasure and traps to keep out pesky griefers.

we have the most insane mods and plugins that will make your minecraft experience like no other. fly around on a magic carpet, summon dragons to do your bidding, or even turn yourself into a unicorn with rainbow powers.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on this epic minecraft server and show trudeau that canada can handle anything, even the most epic minecraft adventures. let’s do this, eh!

What is the IP for Brawl Stars Minecraft Server?

battle royale, brawl, brawl stars, Meeple, Minecraft, mobile battle royale, mobile game, mobile rpg, mobile strategy game, New Event, pizza event, Server, skins, Stars, Supercell Game, Surge Lightyear, Surge lightyear skin

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6395
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Brawl Stars is a popular mobile multiplayer online battle game developed by Supercell. The game features a variety of game modes, including Gem Grab, Showdown, Heist, Brawl Ball, Bounty, Siege, and more. Players can choose from a diverse cast of characters, each with unique abilities and play styles. The goal of the game is to team up with friends or play solo, defeat opponents, and collect rewards to unlock new brawlers and upgrades. Brawl Stars has garnered a large and dedicated player base since its release in 2018, with regular updates and events keeping the game fresh and engaging for players.

Max2890’s server

Active, Community, Discord, Economy, Events, Factions, Friendly, Griefing, invite, Max2890s, Minecraft, PvP, rules, semi anarchy, Server, Shops, smp, Staff, Survival, tolerance

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1582
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-Anarchy
Rules	No hacking, No homophobia, No racism, No sexism, No slurs
Start Date	8th Jan
Start Time	15:30

Join our Discord server for more information: Discord Link

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What type of server is this?	This is a semi-anarchy server where everything is allowed except for hacking.
What are the rules on the server?	The rules include no homophobia, racism, sexism, or any slurs.
When does the server start?	The server will start on 8th Jan at 15:30.

Evergreen Enclave 1.21.2

#youtube, 1.21.2, Cecilia Immergreen, cover, elden ring, enclave, evergreen, forgotten words, Grün, Half-Year Anniversary, hololive english, Immergination, ImmerMarks, ImmerMemes, ImmerMerch, ImmerPiece, ImmerScreen, Justice, merch, Music, MV, odyssey, OP Template, Previous thread, spoilers, twitter, wizard

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5295
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Divine Spears Created:	27
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with wizardry and epic journeys.

Watch our streams where we uncover the mysteries of Elden Ring and embark on new adventures. Get ready to be mind-blown by our content!

Follow us on YouTube and Twitter for the latest updates and important videos. Don’t miss out on our sick music covers and original songs that will have you grooving all night long.

And hey, why not cop some merch while you’re at it? Show off your love for our server with some exclusive gear that will make you the envy of all your friends.

Join us for some crazy fun and immerse yourself in the world of Minecraft like never before. Don’t miss out, join now! #ImmerScreen #Immergination #ImmerPiece #ImmerMemes

And remember, our server is so lit, it’ll make you question reality itself. Don’t believe me? Just join and see for yourself, you won’t regret it! 🤪🔥🚀

LessonLearnedMC SMP

acceptance, Adversity, compassion, Empathy, Experience, forgiveness, Gratitude, growth, humility, learning, LessonLearnedMC, life lesson, mindfulness, perseverance, personal development, perspective, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, smp, wisdom

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7805
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s like the craziest place ever, full of epic adventures and wacky shenanigans.

So, like, one time I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally dug into a secret underground lair filled with evil chickens wearing top hats. I had to fight them off with a carrot stick, it was insane! But then I found a chest full of enchanted golden apples, so it was totally worth it.

And another time, I was building a roller coaster in the sky and a herd of flying pigs swooped down and started racing me. I had to outsmart them by building loop-de-loops and trapdoors, it was so intense!

Plus, the community on this server is like a big dysfunctional family. We have dance parties in the Nether, prank wars that escalate way too quickly, and epic battles against giant zombie chickens. It’s a wild ride, bro.

So, if you wanna experience the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server ever, you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Players:	92/400	Votes:	6179
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Towns Built:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Alien Abductions:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1