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CowTopia

Semi-vanilla survival server built from the ground up with custom plugins written from scratch. Features advanced, factions-like claiming mechanics while maintaining coziness

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	2819	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Get ready to RULE the land of AURELIA with your pixelated swords! No peasants allowed! #MinecraftMadness

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Welcome to Aurelia Minecraft SMP

Overview
Welcome to Aurelia, a kingdom-building Minecraft SMP where creativity, strategy, and camaraderie come together. Whether you seek to forge new friendships, build thriving towns, or engage in thrilling battles, Aurelia offers an experience tailored for mature, thoughtful players. Dive into a world where your choices shape the outcome and your journey is shared with a vibrant, like-minded community.
Towny – Craft and manage your own town, develop strong alliances, and grow a prosperous community that stands the test of time.
MCMMO – Hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities as you develop your character’s unique strengths. Enhanced
World Generation – Explore a stunningly customized world, complete with breath-taking landscapes, hidden biomes, and unique structures that inspire adventure.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join Aurelia?	You can join Aurelia by connecting to the server IP provided and following any additional instructions.
Is Aurelia suitable for all ages?	Aurelia is tailored for mature, thoughtful players. While players of all ages are welcome, it is recommended for older players.
Can I create my own town in Aurelia?	Yes, you can craft and manage your own town in Aurelia using the Towny plugin.
Are there specialized abilities in Aurelia?	Yes, you can hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities through the MCMMO plugin.
Is there a Discord server for Aurelia?	Yes, you can join the Aurelia Discord server using the provided link: https://discord.gg/aurelia

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Magic Items Found:	7960	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server

25th anniversary, 271149074, 271185215, 271219294, Craft, Five days remain, Minecraft, Server, Tales, Ten Storytime, Two-player mahjong, Volume 10, Volume 11, Volume 12, Volume 13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us as we countdown to the 25th anniversary with daily events and challenges that will blow your mind. Want to take a break from building and mining? How about a thrilling game of two-player mahjong with your fellow players? Trust us, you’ve never experienced mahjong like this before!

And if you’re a fan of manga, you’re in luck because we have exclusive access to Volume 10, 11, and 12 before they’re even released to the public! Dive into the world of epic adventures and jaw-dropping plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden secrets and treasures that will make your jaw drop!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Secret Passages Found:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	327	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

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Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /dft/! Join us for a wild ride filled with talking about your weirdest fetishes, posting tags that will make you blush, and of course, jerking off with your fellow players.

In our latest edition, we’re hosting a late-night snack run where players can compete to see who can gather the most bizarre snacks from the virtual world. Will you find the elusive pickled pig’s feet or the legendary chocolate-covered crickets? Only time will tell in this wacky adventure.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the server, filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

So why wait? Join /dft/ today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

ToiletTroubleMC

Accommodation, Boundaries, bowel issues, Communication, compromise, Crohn’s disease, dramatic, family, flare up, health, Hotel, INCONVENIENCE, maintenance, mother-in-law, plumber, quality of life, Repair, TOILET, ToiletTroubleMC, Understanding

Are you tired of dealing with crappy situations like a broken toilet that won’t flush? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the real world where you have to deal with MIL’s broken toilet and instead, embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

On our server, you can build your own luxurious bathroom with golden toilets that never clog! No more buckets of water needed to flush down your problems. And forget about canceling trips or missing work due to flare-ups, because in our world, you’ll be too busy slaying dragons and mining diamonds to even think about your bowels.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to drama and hello to endless fun! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual plumbers are the best in town and they accept payment in diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and flush away your troubles!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

PixelBodyMakeover

body acceptance, body changes, body confidence, body dissatisfaction, body dysmorphia, body enhancements, body ideals, body image, body insecurities, body modifications, body positivity, body standards, Body transformation, cosmetic surgery, fitness goals, personal growth, physical appearance, PixelBodyMakeover, self improvement, self-acceptance, weight loss

Are you tired of being stuck with the same old boring body in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can transform your body into anything you want! Want to have wings and fly like a majestic bird? Done! Want to have tentacles and be the ultimate underwater creature? Easy peasy! Join our server and let your wildest body transformation dreams come true! Who needs plastic surgery when you have Minecraft magic at your fingertips? Join now and become the most fabulous and fantastical creature in the blocky world!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

GammaMc

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Decade, Experience, Factions, gameplay, Gaming, Gaming Community, Legendary, LifeSteal, Minecraft, multiplayer, Network, online gaming, Passionate players, Server, Skyblock, Survival, top tier

1.8x – 1.21.xGammaMc: Celebrating over a decade of top-tier gameplay! Dive into our legendary network with popular game modes like SURVIVAL, SKYBLOCK, FACTIONS, and more. Join our thriving community of passionate players and experience the best in gaming with GammaMc!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

STWForALL

Beta, Cross-Play, Minecraft, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Realm, STWForALL, Survival

Not yet, but soon the Future of Minecraft! We are currently in Beta which means you shouldn’t expect too much! You can play Survival, Prison and even create your own Realm! There’s more to come and it’s going to be a great Minecraft Server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Magic Items Found:	8698
Secret Passages Found:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Kiwii Fuvkkkk Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Kiwii Fuvkkkk! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Kiwii Fuvkkkk and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the treasure chest was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats! Only those with the best dance moves could access the loot!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cavern. Hold on tight and try not to scream as you zoom past flaming zombies and exploding creepers!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our exclusive boss battle against a giant chicken with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right – a giant chicken with laser eyes! Defeat it and earn the title of Chicken Slayer, revered by all on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join Kiwii Fuvkkkk today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Beautiful Minecraft SMP Lady

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a diamond in the rough – shiny, rare, and totally worth mining for!

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and creepers throw surprise parties instead of exploding. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

But that’s not all – our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From a chicken who thinks it’s a ninja to a villager who speaks only in Shakespearean insults, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the land and diamonds grow on trees. The possibilities are endless on our wacky Minecraft SMP!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Void Gems Collected:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

FireCraft Minecraft Server

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Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got ammunition depots on fire like in Russia, but without the drones, just pure chaos and destruction!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant explosion rocks the server, sending you flying into the air like a majestic flying pig. But don’t worry, you’ll land safely in a pool of lava, because safety first, right?

And the best part? We have photo evidence of all the madness, so you can show off to your friends how badass you are for surviving the chaos. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where every day is like a Michael Bay movie on steroids?

So come join us and experience the thrill of dodging explosions and fighting off mobs in a world where anything can happen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a fire extinguisher, cuz things tend to get lit around here.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CraftyCopsPK: Blasphemy Busters!

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hey u, ya u, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should. first of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. yea, u heard me right, laser eyes.

also, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers. ain’t nobody messin’ with our server, yo.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s lit, literally.

so come join us on this crazy adventure and let’s build some epic stuff together. just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Emeralds Found:	2107	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

The horror

Active, Adventure, Community, competitive, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, Gaming, Hardcore, Mini Games, Minigames, mmorpg, multiplayer, Parkour, PvP, Pvpve, Quests, Roleplay, Sandbox, Survival

Here at Ikara Network, We strive to be the best server for all your competitive needs. With that in mind we have also prepared multiple ways to keep our server competitive and active like making our server accessible from versions 1.7 to the latest and also bedrock support. Our Network consists of multiple game modes including Practice, Factions, and much more! As the server grows, we plan on expanding our network in any way possible that we see will benefit our community.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Farms Harvested:	601	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CruelCrafts

Aether, ai npcs, alliances, Blueskies, challenge, city building, CruelCrafts, deeper and darker, Dimensions, Discord, dragons, Economy, Factions, Giveaways, immersive experience, Land claiming, mettle test, Minecolonies, Minecraft, Survival, survival skills, The Abyss, Twilight Forest, Wealthy

Welcome to Cruel Crafts, the ultimate Minecraft challenge! Dive into a world brimming with over 600 unique structures and 300+ distinctive mobs, each designed to push your survival skills to their limits. Forge alliances and gather friends as you navigate. Tame your dragons and be the most powerful and wealthy player.

Build your own thriving city, engage with sophisticated AI NPCs through minecolonies, and master an intricate economy (lightman’s currency). Claim your land and shape your destiny in an ever-evolving world. Explore extraordinary dimensions like the Twilight Forest, the Aether, Blueskies, The Abyss, and Deeper and Darker, all contributing to a rich and immersive experience.

Are you ready to test your mettle and rise to the challenge? Join Cruel Crafts and prove your survival skills in a Minecraft experience like no other!

CHALLENGE: 100$ to whoever reaches level 5 town on minecolonies.

Giveaways and challenges on discord.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

The Underwhelming Reboot SMP – Now with 110% more disappointment and fewer features!

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Server Name	Remake SMP
Season	Season 5
Community Size	9 to 15 players online during peak times
Unique Features	Custom Origins System RPG-Style Skill Trees Player-Driven Lore Proximity Voice Chat Create Mod Ice and Fire Mod Whitelist Access
Apply for Whitelist	Join our Discord and apply today!

FAQ

What is the Custom Origins System?

The Custom Origins System allows players to choose unique origins with special abilities and challenges, adding variety to gameplay.

What are RPG-Style Skill Trees?

Players can level up and unlock new skills in various areas such as combat or magic, allowing for deep customization.

How does Player-Driven Lore work?

The server’s lore evolves based on the actions of players, with decisions, alliances, and battles shaping the world’s storyline.

What is Proximity Voice Chat?

Proximity Voice Chat allows players to talk to nearby players without typing, enhancing immersion in battles, collaborations, and roleplay.

What mods are available on the server?

The server features the Create Mod for building contraptions and machines, as well as the Ice and Fire Mod for facing dragons, mythical beasts, and challenging bosses.

How can I join the server?

To join the server, you must apply for whitelist access by joining the Discord server and following the application process.

What types of players are welcome on the server?

Whether you’re a builder, explorer, fighter, or storyteller, there is a place for you on the server to contribute to the evolving story and shape its future.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dimension Hops:	12
New Chunks Explored:	843328	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3