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| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 6844 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9612 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Crops Grown: | 1081 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 91 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 9 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
join our epic minecraft server where the grass is made of skittles and the pigs can fly. we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers drop sick beats. the diamonds are actually made of cheese and the zombies are friendly and give out hugs.
if you join our server, you will be granted the power to summon a unicorn to ride into battle against the evil chickens that have taken over the land. we have a roller coaster that goes through a portal to a dimension made entirely of marshmallows.
all energy is renewable if you have enough time, so come join us and experience the most insane and hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen. plus, our admin is a talking llama who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a dance-off.
so what are you waiting for? join now and let the wackiness begin!
