| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 3804 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Herobrine Sightings: | 7 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 5 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 26 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
Just have fun, thank you!
play.rence.my
| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 5304 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 4009 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 4145 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 12 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 12 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 20 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.
So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.
| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 8624 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 18 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 28 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 40 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.
Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?
| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 3469 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!
And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!
| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 3790 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 44 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 11 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 5573 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 18 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 9 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 80 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 1189 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Potions Brewed: | 137 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 6006 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 14 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Towns Built: | 10 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 3064 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 7 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Towns Built: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 6961 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 58 | Void Armor Forged: | 27 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 4191 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 17 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 21 | Void Gems Collected: | 40 |
| Zombie Dances: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 4 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.
we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 4568 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 206 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 13 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 90 |
| Zombie Dances: | 0 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru
| Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 7353 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!
You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!
And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!
Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!
| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 6794 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 25 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Emeralds Found: | 3394 | Epic Battles Fought: | 20 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 28 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 35 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?
| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 2407 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Epic Quests Completed: | 25 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 4 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 29 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 | Void Armor Forged: | 25 |
Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.
Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.
So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.
