| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 5746 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 82 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Epic Battles Fought: | 20 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 69 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 40 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 |
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| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 8765 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 33 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 34 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner curiosity and explore new horizons, just like discovering porn for the first time. Who needs the west when you can be a turbo normie in our virtual realm?
Come join us for a crazy adventure that will make you question everything, just like questioning your religious beliefs. Let’s break free from the norm and embrace the chaos of our Minecraft server!
| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 900 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 116 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 3479 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 67 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 83 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 492 | Ores Mined: | 5375 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 8795 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 42 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 |
We understand the struggle of tense relationships with in-laws, that’s why on our server, you can talk back to anyone you want! No need to hold back, let out all your frustrations in the chat.
Just like in real life, on our server, you can assert yourself and stand up for what you believe in. No need to worry about escalating tension, we thrive on drama and chaos!
So come join us on the most culturally diverse Minecraft server out there, where you can be yourself and let your voice be heard. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic for dealing with family drama?
| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 5472 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 11 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 4567 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 20 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
Join us and experience the thrill of driving without the fear of lifelong debt hanging over your head. Our virtual roads are safe and accident-free, so you can zoom around without a care in the world.
Who needs a Porsche when you can have a pixelated car in our Minecraft world? Plus, if you do happen to crash (which is highly unlikely), there won’t be any consequences in real life. It’s a win-win situation!
So come on over and leave your insurance worries behind. Drive, build, and have a blast in our crazy Minecraft server. See you there! 🎮🌟
| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 3733 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Epic Battles Fought: | 19 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 19 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 14 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
And the best part is, we have the craziest events ever. Like, last week we had a dance party in the Nether and everyone was wearing glow-in-the-dark armor. It was so epic, I couldn’t even handle it. And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other. One time, we filled someone’s house with a million chickens. It was clucking madness, I tell ya.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. But be warned, once you join, you’ll never wanna leave. It’s like a black hole of awesomeness.
| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 7128 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 6 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 15 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 9667 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 38 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Epic Battles Fought: | 8 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 964 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 | Animals Bred: | 106 |
join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly.
oh, and get this, our main admin is a talking potato who can grant you three wishes. true story, bro.
come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 6148 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 6 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 26 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
join this server for a chance to have ur wildest dreams come true or ur worst nightmares become a reality. u never know what’s gonna happen next, it’s like living in a real-life choose your own adventure book.
plus, the fortune tellers are always right, so u can trust them to lead u on the craziest adventures. who needs a crystal ball when u have a diamond sword, amirite?
so come on, what r u waiting for? join this server and let the fortune tellers show u a whole new world of possibilities. just be prepared for anything, cuz in this land, anything can happen.
| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 1161 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 15 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 478 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 30 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 13 |
| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 8893 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Farms Harvested: | 142 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 397 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 26 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 53 | Zombie Dances: | 5 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Star Shards Collected: | 200 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Server | game.minerealm.com |
|---|---|
| Website | minerealm.com |
| Rules | minerealm.com/rules |
About MineRealm:
From the creator of the Core Protect plugin.. We’ve been up and running since Oct 28, 2010, making us the third longest running legit survival SMP server!
We strive to keep core gameplay as close to vanilla as possible, while adding on additional (and fully optional) meta-gameplay.
MineRealm has been running since October 28, 2010.
The server address for MineRealm is game.minerealm.com.
Yes, you can find the rules at minerealm.com/rules.
| Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 4999 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 9 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 2424 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7468 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
| Ores Mined: | 592 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 27 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 28 |
Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!
But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant mushrooms that sing opera, and a hidden disco party in the Nether. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!
So come on down and join us on this wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server – or at least get a good laugh out of it!
| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 5672 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2757 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!
We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.
So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 6778 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 89 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Villages Defended: | 6 | Epic Battles Fought: | 14 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.
Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?
