| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 1601 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 287 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 31 | Love Letters Sent: | 4 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 204 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Animals Bred: | 80 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 80 |
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| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 5062 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 286 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
Steam Page? Nah, we don’t need that, we’re too cool for Steam. Just post your Steam profile and ask to be invited, but don’t be a total autist about it.
And once you’re in, you gotta do the tutorial and play around in sandbox mode. Get to know each hero like they’re your best friend. And don’t forget to explore public item builds, because that’s how you git gud, bro.
Oh, and if you need more info, check out the Unofficial Wiki or the New Player Guide. We got all the resources you need to dominate this server like a boss. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!
| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 3790 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 21 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 77 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a pig through a maze of TNT traps. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh so hard, you might just pee your diamond armor.
We have epic events like “Build Battle Royale” where you have to construct a castle out of nothing but slime blocks and obsidian in under 10 minutes. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground fight club where players battle it out with enchanted golden carrots.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP and let’s “CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES” together!
| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 7653 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 15 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Zombie Dances: | 4 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 21 |
Ever wanted to lend your in-game diamonds to a friend, only to see them jet off to a virtual Hawaii resort instead of paying you back? Well, look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!
Embark on epic adventures, build extravagant resorts, and enjoy lavish meals with your virtual friends. But beware, because when it comes to repaying debts, things can get a little dicey.
So come join us on our server, where drama unfolds, friendships are tested, and the only currency that matters is diamonds. Who needs real-life vacations when you can have all the luxury and betrayal you could ever dream of in Minecraft? See you there!
| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 8079 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Votes: | 7155 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 18 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
| Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 28 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 10 |
Our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists, just like the disappointment that child felt when they didn’t get the full outfit they wanted. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter here?
So come on, join us and be part of a server that is all about spreading joy and laughter, even if it means facing some tough decisions along the way. You never know what kind of heartwarming or hilarious stories you’ll walk away with.
| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 6198 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 30 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 14 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 25 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 28 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 6912 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 8 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 28 |
| Farms Harvested: | 415 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Server | SMP |
|---|---|
| Mods | Sodium, Lithium, Ledger, Leaves Us In Peace, Simple Voice Chat, Universal Graves |
Join by reading the rules, filling out a form, and joining the discord!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Are there whitelist conformations? | Yes, there is a channel in our discord server for whitelist pings. |
| How long does it take to get whitelisted? | It can take up to 24 hours to be whitelisted as it is done manually. |
| Why haven’t I been whitelisted yet? | Make sure to fill out the entry form and join the server to be whitelisted. |
| How big is the server? | It has a small community, but efforts are being made to grow it. |
| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 2478 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 44 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 |
| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 8371 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 36 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 26 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 12 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 11 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 3159 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens. Or how about participating in our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant? Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon look this fabulous.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden potato, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. Three wishes, people!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let the madness begin!
| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 3668 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 30 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 50 | Dimension Hops: | 8 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 |
| Runes Activated: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from the evil blanket monsters that lurk in the shadows. Don’t let them catch you with your fan on, or you’ll be in for a shocking surprise!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of blanket enthusiasts who are on a mission to uncover the truth behind the mysterious connection between fans and blankets. Will you join them in their quest for knowledge, or will you stick to building epic structures and battling creepers? The choice is yours!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just remember to keep your fan on and your blanket close, because you never know what dangers may be lurking around the corner!
| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 9689 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | Divine Spears Created: | 10 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 | Votes: | 8666 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Features | Details |
|---|---|
| Massive World | World border set at 500,000 x 500,000 blocks |
| Minimal Rules | Only rule is no hacking |
| Pure Gameplay | No teleportation, gameplay-altering plugins, or freebies |
| Hardcore Survival Awaits | Ultimate playground for raw Minecraft experience |
Join Today: [Insert IP Address] Log in and take your first steps into a truly unrestricted survival adventure. It’s time to see what you’re capable of.
Q: Can I use hacks or cheats on this server?
A: No, the only rule on this server is no hacking. Any use of hacks or cheats will result in a ban.
Q: Are there any gameplay-altering plugins installed?
A: No, this server is as close to vanilla Minecraft as it gets. No plugins that change gameplay mechanics are installed.
Q: Is there any teleportation available?
A: No, there is no teleportation allowed on this server. Players must explore and navigate the world manually.
| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 3094 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 81 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 20 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 3317 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 29 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | New Chunks Explored: | 945972 |
| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 5207 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 14 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 40 | Potions Brewed: | 128 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 11 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 39 |
In our server, Jegantha is now banned for trying to steal all the snow for himself. But don’t worry, you can still compete in the Arena Championship and win two Bloomburrow play boxes to add to your snow fort collection.
Our reigning champion, Keisuke Sato, won the last championship with his Gruul Aggro deck. Rumor has it, he built his deck using only snowballs and ice blocks he mined himself.
Pioneer Masters is out, so grab your pickaxe and start mining for those rare snow blocks to add to your collection. And don’t forget to check out the six new explorer decks available in the store until December 30th. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover the legendary Snowman King deck.
So come join us in our winter wonderland of madness and mayhem. Just remember, if you see a Yeti roaming around, don’t panic. He’s just looking for a good snowball fight.
| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 8736 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 6 | Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 16 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 17 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Buildings Constructed: | 49 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
On our server, you can build a virtual world where your husband can’t guilt trip you for taking the kids to a show. No more accusations of being cruel and mean for enjoying a day out with your family!
Instead of dealing with fever-induced arguments, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms with your fellow players. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only fever you’ll catch is the excitement of building the ultimate virtual kingdom.
Join now and say goodbye to real-life drama – because on our server, the only sickness you’ll encounter is a case of the giggles from all the fun you’ll be having!
| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 6287 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 235 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 |
| Crops Grown: | 2276 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
Oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats. It’s like a fancy llama party down there 24/7.
But hey, if you wanna join us, just remember the golden rule: always bring a stack of cooked chicken to sacrifice to the almighty Chicken God before entering the server. Trust me, it’ll save your butt in a creeper attack. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make no sense whatsoever!
| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 1497 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 11 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 27 |
Join us and dive into a world where you can live underwater like a mermaid on steroids. Build your underwater kingdom, ride dolphins to work, and battle the evil sea monsters that lurk in the depths.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underwater disco where you can dance with the guardians and party with the pufferfish. And don’t worry about drowning, because we have special enchanted helmets that let you breathe underwater like a pro.
So come on down to our server and make a splash in the most epic underwater adventure of your Minecraft life! Just remember to bring your snorkel and a sense of humor, because things are about to get wet and wild!
