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| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 5814 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 16 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
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