RejectionCraft: Bro Edition

A-level, advice, Bro, brother, Business+IT, computer science, Edition, GCSEs, Harsh, heads of 6th form, IT, Life, offers, predicted grades, rejection, RejectionCraft, sibling rivalry, software engineering, UCAS application, University, Upset

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4862
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Votes:	9525	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that will teach you valuable life lessons? Look no further than our server, where we offer courses in “Predicted Grades 101” and “Dodgy GCSEs: How to Overcome Them”. Join now and learn the importance of listening to advice before it’s too late!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “UCAS Application Simulator”, where you can experience the thrill of getting rejected by multiple universities all at once! Will you make the same mistake as our 17m player and apply to the same university for all your choices? Only time will tell!

So come join us on our server, where the lessons are harsh but the laughs are plenty. Who knows, you might even walk away with a new perspective on life – and a shiny new offer from Business+IT University!

RedFlagSMP – IgnoredWarnings

dating advice, denial, hindsight, ignored, IgnoredWarnings, overlooked signs, past relationship, red flag, red flags in a partner, red flags in a romantic relationship, red flags in dating, red flags in love, red flags not to ignore, red flags to watch out for, RedFlagSMP, relationship advice, relationship mistakes, Relationship Red Flags, toxic behavior, unhealthy relationship, warning signals, warning signs

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	994
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this cray cray Minecraft SMP I joined once. So like, I was just minding my own business, mining some diamonds and stuff, when this dude comes up to me and is like “Join our server bro, we have flying pigs and rainbow sheep!” And I was like, heck yeah, I wanna see them flying pigs!

But then things got even weirder, like there was this secret underground base full of llamas wearing top hats and monocles, and they were all speaking in British accents. And then the owner of the server was like “If you wanna stay here, you gotta wear a chicken suit at all times.” So I was running around in a chicken suit, trying to fight off creepers and stuff, it was wild man.

But the final straw was when they told me that the only way to level up was to do interpretive dance in front of a giant statue of a potato. I was like, nah man, I can’t be doing that, I got dignity! So I left that server faster than you can say “creeper aw man”. But hey, if you’re into that kind of crazy shenanigans, you should totally join, it’s a trip and a half!

BlockyNightmare

bad job experiences, BlockyNightmare, horrible job, terrible job, worst job, worst job ever, worst job ever had, worst job ever had article, worst job ever had blog, worst job ever had discussion, worst job ever had experience, worst job ever had forum, worst job ever had list, worst job ever had quora, worst job ever had reddit, worst job ever had stories, worst job ever had yahoo answers, worst job ever stories, worst job stories, worst work experience

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4161
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mines Excavated:	3072	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	359	New Chunks Explored:	560668
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in the same old boring caves? Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of hunting down rare ores in a haunted mansion filled with spooky skeletons and ghostly creepers! The only job you’ll have here is having a blast!

Forget about boring old villages and farms, on our server, you can become a professional llama tamer and ride into battle on the backs of your trusty steeds! Who needs a job when you can be a llama wrangler extraordinaire?

Join our server today and leave your boring job behind. Who needs to work in a cubicle when you can be the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom, complete with a pet dragon and a diamond-encrusted throne? Say goodbye to your worst job ever and hello to a world of endless adventure and hilarity!

CraftyTariffWars

Authorization, Business, Canada, China, CraftyTariffWars, Economy, export, Global, Goods, Government, Import, international trade, Manufacturing, market, mexico, Order, policy, Politics, Tariffs, Tax, Trade, trump

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7020
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Farms Harvested:	706

come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump as our president and he just signed an order to put tariffs on goods from canada, mexico, and china!! now you can experience the chaos and drama of international trade wars while building your own pixelated empire! who needs real world politics when you can have all the drama in minecraft?! join now and see if you can negotiate your way to the top or get crushed by the tariffs! it’s gonna be yuge!

EvoCraft: Survive & Thrive

adaptation, Biodiversity, Creatures, Darwinian theory, environmental change, EVOCraft, Evolution, evolutionary advancements, evolutionary biology, evolutionary mechanisms, evolutionary patterns, evolutionary process, evolutionary theory, evolves, genetic variation, genetics, natural selection, selective pressure, species, Survival, Survival of the Fittest, SURVIVE, Thrive

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4479
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Mines Excavated:	2287	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER IF U WANNA EVOLVE LIKE A CRAZY MONKEY ON STEROIDS. WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA AND ZOMBIES THAT SING OPERA. OUR PIGS FLY AND OUR SHEEP RAP. U WANNA BE A SURVIVAL MASTER? COME HERE AND EVOLVE INTO A MINECRAFT LEGEND. TRUST ME, U WONT REGRET IT. #EVOLUTIONREVOLUTION #CRAZYMINECRAFTFUN

Moonbat Minecraft

ADDED, Creative, Griefing, host, Ip:, MAINTAIN, Maps, Minecraft, Minigames, Moonbat, No Griefing, player events, progress, Reset, Safe, see, Server, smp, Spleef, survival rewards, Trust, update

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6884
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	303	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Mines Excavated:	1893	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	8165
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Moonbat Minecraft Server

Server Information
Host: Max8abug
Server Features: Creative server, no-griefing survival SMP, griefing allowed SMP
Server Maps: SMP maps won’t reset
Updates: Server is actively updated and maintained
Events: Player events with survival rewards
Minigames: Spleef
IP: moonbat.ddns.net
Version: 1.21.4

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by connecting to the IP: moonbat.ddns.net

Q: Are the SMP maps reset?

A: No, the SMP maps won’t reset so your progress will be safe

Q: What type of events are run on the server?

A: Player events with survival rewards are occasionally run on the server

Q: What minigames are available on the server?

A: Minigames such as spleef have recently been added

Infernal Sanctuary 1.21

Afterlife, Astinos, boiling water, damnation, Dining, Eternal Damnation, eternal suffering, fiery torment, Fire, greek mythology, Hades, Hell, INFERNAL, Inferno, punishment, punishment for sinners, punishment for wrongdoers, punishment in hell, Sanctuary, Torment, toxic cloud, underworld

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7305
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	180
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Love Letters Sent:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Yo, bro, forget about hell and come join our Minecraft server! We’ve got all the food you could ever want, none of that fire and toxic cloud nonsense. Plus, we’ve got epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

Toy Wrecker Minecraft Server

anger, bad day, Boundaries, Communication, dog behavior, dog owner, dog park, dog park etiquette, dog toys, dog training, Exercise, fetch, Frustration, Minecraft, overreacting, pet etiquette, pet ownership, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, socialization, Toy, toy destruction, wrecker..

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5446
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Void Gems Collected:	19
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your fury in a virtual world instead of chasing after a dog in the snow!

Join us and let off steam by building epic structures, battling mobs, and exploring endless possibilities. No need to worry about losing your ball here – unless a creeper blows it up, that is!

Our community is full of responsible pet owners who will never let their dogs destroy your precious items. And if they do, just ask for a new one and they’ll gladly oblige – in Minecraft, of course!

So come on, leave the real world drama behind and join our server for some epic adventures and laughs. Who knows, you might even find a virtual ball to play fetch with!

SpoiledCraft: BIL Edition

bil, communication breakdown, confrontation avoidance, disrespectful attitude, disrespectful behavior., Edition, emotional drain, emotional exhaustion, entitled, family dynamic, family tension, financial responsibility, financial strain, household chores, household conflict, lack of support, living arrangements, living situation, long term houseguest, personal boundaries, SpoiledCraft, strained relationships

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	198
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	7849
Buildings Constructed:	35	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Our server is like living with your BIL who just won’t move out, except with creepers and zombies instead of dirty laundry.

Join our server and experience the thrill of constantly being ignored by your fellow players, just like how BIL ignores your requests to keep the bathroom window open. Watch as your virtual houseguests take advantage of your hospitality and refuse to clean up after themselves, just like BIL and his dirty clothes.

But wait, there’s more! Our server offers the ultimate challenge of dealing with entitled and arrogant players who think they can just mooch off of you forever. Experience the tension and strain of living with someone who just won’t leave, all while trying to maintain your sanity in a world filled with chaos.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and test your patience to the max, join us now! Who needs therapy when you can play on our server and experience the ultimate emotional rollercoaster?

RageQuitMinecraftSMP

annoyances, auditory, Frustration, Gaming, gaming annoyances, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming frustrations, gaming noises, gaming sounds, gaming triggers, irritating sounds, Pet Peeves, RAGE, RageQuitMinecraftSMP, SOUNDS, triggers, video game irritations, video game triggers, video games

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	860
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Crops Grown:	2270
Dimension Hops:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Runes Activated:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Potions Brewed:	187	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously. It’s like, the most epic server ever, like everrrr. The admins are like, super cool and give out diamonds like candy, I swear. And the spawn area is like, a giant disco party with villagers breakdancing and creepers doing the macarena, it’s lit af.

But wait, there’s more. The PvP arena is actually a giant hot dog eating contest, and the winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows. And don’t even get me started on the shopping district, it’s like a mall but with llamas as security guards and parrots as cashiers. And the best part? The nether is actually a tropical beach with pigmen in hula skirts serving you drinks with little umbrellas in them.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up for the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like, a rollercoaster of chaos and fun and memes and just pure awesomeness. See you there, my fellow blockheads!

BlockLifeChanger

big impact, BlockLifeChanger, butterfly effect, Decision making, impactful decisions, life changing, life changing moments, life-altering choices, minor choices, momentous decision, personal growth, pivotal choice, ripple effect, significant choices, small actions, small choices, small decision, transformative actions, turning point, unexpected outcomes

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2075
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9538	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Join our Minecraft server and make the small decision to dig one block in a certain direction, and who knows what crazy adventures await you! One player dug down and found a hidden underground city filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Another player accidentally punched a pig and it turned into a flying pig that now follows them around as a loyal companion. The possibilities are endless on our server, where even the smallest decisions can lead to life-changing moments! So come join us and see where your next block break will take you!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Allies, Canada, CraftyCanuck, Diplomacy, economic impact, export, foreign relations, Import, international trade, market access, Minecraft, NAFTA, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, red states, RETALIATION, Server, Tariffs, trade war, Trump allies, united states

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3004
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3342
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

so like, u know how canada is all polite and stuff? well, they got a secret plan to start a trade war with red states and trump’s buddies. it’s gonna be like a battle royale but with trade deals and stuff.

join our minecraft server and be part of the action! build your own trade empire and take down your enemies with tariffs and sanctions. it’s gonna be epic, eh?

plus, we got a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the fallout of the trade war. trust us, you’re gonna need it when things get crazy.

so come on, eh? join our server and let’s show those red states and trump allies who’s boss in the world of trade wars. it’s gonna be a boot stompin’ good time, eh?

SudzhaNursingHomeRaid – TrappedUnderRubble

95 people, Attack, CASUALTIES, Conflict, crisis management., eastern europe, emergency response, Humanitarian Aid, international news, military commandant’s office, nursing home, rescue operation, rubble, russians, strike, Sudzha, SudzhaNursingHomeRaid, Tragedy, TrappedUnderRubble, Trapping, UKRAINIAN, War

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9310
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

join our minecraft server because we have russians striking nursing homes in sudzha but don’t worry, we’ll save you with our epic building skills and magical powers. 95 people trapped under rubble? no problem, we’ll just mine our way to victory and save them all. who needs the ukrainian military when you have us? come join the chaos and madness, where anything is possible and nothing makes sense. build, mine, and survive with us as we take on the craziest adventures and conquer the most absurd challenges. join now and be part of the most wacky and wild minecraft server ever created!

Booze Blues Busted | Tipsy Town

addiction, alcohol, alcoholism, BELIEF, Blues, booze, BUSTED, Buzz, coping mechanism, coping strategies, depression, emotional well being, heavy drinking, mental health, mental health research., mental health stigma, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, mood, Pleasure, self-medication, study, substance abuse, tipsy, TOWN

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8947
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

so, like, u ever feelin down and just wanna get drunk to forget ur problems? well, guess what, this server is perfect for u! we got a study that says heavy drinkers with depression feel just as good as those without depression when they drink! so come on over and drown ur sorrows in our virtual bar, where the drinks are always flowin and the fun never stops! join us now for a wild ride of debauchery and questionable life choices!

The Crafty Table

Blazeandcave’s Advancements, Chat feelings, Community, Crafty, Creative World, Democracy, Discord, Dynmap, GSit, Hard reset, Lands, minecraft server, Multiverse, MVP vote, Planet MC, Plugins, Semi Vanilla, Shop, Survival, Table, unclaimed land, Worldguard

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3384
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

About TCT
IP: thecraftytable.com

Welcome to The Crafty Table! We are a small scale, semi-vanilla, survival server with our own creative world. Our community will welcome you with open arms.

We recently did a hard reset of our server for 1.21.1! Meaning there is plenty of unclaimed land to explore.

Our plugins:

Lands
Shop
Worldguard
Multiverse
Chat feelings
Gsit
Dynmap
BlazeandCaves Advancements

What makes us unique?

One of our biggest unique features is our democracy on the server. We allow our players a lot of influence over our world, from plugin suggestions and rules to expansions and our staffing team, if you have an opinion on what you would like to see change on the server our ears are open.

We host proposals through our Discord where you can put forward such changes which are then discussed and voted on by our community in our meetings at 8pm GMT on Saturdays.

We also host a monthly MVP vote for your chance to highlight outstanding players of TCT.

Key links:

Discord: https://discord.gg/mezpHTMq64
Dynmap: http://map.thecraftytable.com:25572/
Planet MC: https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/the-crafty-table-5086328/

TCT News: This weekend is our reset of our resetting overworld, desert and raid end!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version is the server currently on?	We recently did a hard reset of our server for version 1.21.1.
When are your community meetings held?	Our community meetings are held on Saturdays at 8pm GMT.
How can I suggest changes for the server?	You can suggest changes through our Discord channel where proposals are discussed and voted on by the community.

Mystic Mines 1.20.3

1.20.3, action, Adventure, Ais Wallenstein, Anime, bell cranel, comedy, danmachi, Dungeon, FAMÍLIA, FANTASY, Gods, Hestia, Is It Wrong to Try to Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon, Labyrinth City, light novel, Mines, mystic, romance, RPG, We’re back bros

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1049
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Ores Mined:	8128
Emeralds Found:	3695	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Votes:	4027	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling evil mobs while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden apples.

Our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether with a bunch of dancing creepers.

And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins – they’re crazier than a chicken trying to ride a pig.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s conquer the blocky world together!