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Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 9296 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 39 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 21 |
Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 6 |
But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground society of villagers who only speak in riddles and trade you emeralds for potatoes. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Sunday, it’s like the Kentucky Derby but with more spit!
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality, then this is the place for you, my dude. Join us and become part of the craziest, most chaotic server in the multiverse! Trust me, you won’t regret it… probably.